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screamingskull · 03.30.2007, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

my ex-girlfriend knew a couple who were into coprophilia

whats coprophilia? i'm scared to google it.

!@#$%! · 03.30.2007, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

whats coprophilia? i'm scared to google it.

copros = shit

philos = love (roughly)

we also have coprolalia. that's what my username stands for.

coprophagia on the other hand... well that's different

_slavo_ · 03.30.2007, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

coprophagia on the other hand... well that's different

that's the one that makes me wanna vomit the most.

!@#$%! · 03.30.2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_

that's the one that makes me wanna vomit the most.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 03.30.2007, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

how did she manage to get shit on your floor? did you never take the issue up with her?

my ex-girlfriend knew a couple who were into coprophilia

we think she wasnt wearing panties and it just kinda... dropped out when she was roaming in there
we brought the issue up the next day but she denied it ever happened

Trasher02 · 03.30.2007, 11:35 AM

Fantastic.

!@#$%! · 03.30.2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

we think she wasnt wearing panties and it just kinda... dropped out when she was roaming in there
we brought the issue up the next day but she denied it ever happened

"holy shit" man

of course she's gonna deny! in these cases it's best to spare people the shame & pretend nothing happened.

was she coking up? surely she was betrayed by her bowels. (i would not be surprise a mixture of coke + alcohol diarrhea)

ogh, this is when car leather or vinyl seats come handy-- cloth-- ayayay--

maybe some of this??

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 03.30.2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

"holy shit" man

of course she's gonna deny! in these cases it's best to spare people the shame & pretend nothing happened.

was she coking up? surely she was betrayed by her bowels. (i would not be surprise a mixture of coke + alcohol diarrhea)

ogh, this is when car leather or vinyl seats come handy-- cloth-- ayayay--

maybe some of this??

yeah, she was doing a bunch of coke that night
she was also drinking and had taken a bar (xanax)

my friends car has cloth seats....
!!!!

i think the stain is still there.

!@#$%! · 03.30.2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

yeah, she was doing a bunch of coke that night
she was also drinking and had taken a bar (xanax)

my friends car has cloth seats....
!!!!

i think the stain is still there.

truly, i often think i am a psychic!

children: drugs are bad for you. they make you shit your pants. and that's just the beginning.

floatingslowly · 03.30.2007, 12:08 PM

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children: drugs are bad for you. they make you shit your pants. and that's just the beginning.

where were you when Nancy Reagan needed you the most??

Trasher02 · 03.30.2007, 12:13 PM

More shitstories please.

!@#$%! · 03.30.2007, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

where were you when Nancy Reagan needed you the most??

not sure-- kindergarten? grade school? drugged out of my wits?

tesla69 · 03.30.2007, 01:31 PM

My first year of nursery school is memorable because this one girl somehow crapped off the toilet and she tracked it all through the nursery school before the nursery school 'teacher' caught on, teacher was so angry she made the parents come pick us up early.

Other than some kind of incipient psychosis, there is absolutely no excuse for someone to crap themselves so they don't miss a TV show. That kid either needs severe help or to get slapped. Lately I'd lean to the latter.

tesla69 · 03.30.2007, 01:39 PM

I thought this news story might be appropriate

18 Students Fed Laxative in Doughnuts http://img.breitbart.com/images/ap.gif http://www.breitbart.com/images/common/dot.gifMar 30 HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (AP) - Some Long Island eighth graders apparently got an early start on April Fool's Day pranks on Friday, when they handed out doughnuts laced with laxatives to classmates, school officials said.
There were no apparent injuries, although ambulances were dispatched to the Sequoya Middle School as a precaution, a spokeswoman for the Sachem School District said.
"Approximately 18 students ate the doughnuts," the district said in a statement. "Although the students are feeling well, the school is taking precautionary measures." Police were investigating and parents were been informed about the situation. Classes proceeded as usual, but parents were given the option to pick up their children. The district said it would take "appropriate disciplinary action."

TheDom · 03.30.2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tesla69

I thought this news story might be appropriate

18 Students Fed Laxative in Doughnutshttp://img.breitbart.com/images/ap.gif http://www.breitbart.com/images/common/dot.gifMar 30 HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (AP) - Some Long Island eighth graders apparently got an early start on April Fool's Day pranks on Friday, when they handed out doughnuts laced with laxatives to classmates, school officials said.
There were no apparent injuries, although ambulances were dispatched to the Sequoya Middle School as a precaution, a spokeswoman for the Sachem School District said.
"Approximately 18 students ate the doughnuts," the district said in a statement. "Although the students are feeling well, the school is taking precautionary measures." Police were investigating and parents were been informed about the situation. Classes proceeded as usual, but parents were given the option to pick up their children. The district said it would take "appropriate disciplinary action."

haha
That reminds me of the time in 7th grade one of my friends put laxatives in my teacher's coffee when she wasn't looking.

I have been victim of shitting myself in my sleep before (around 5th grade)

Toilet & Bowels · 03.30.2007, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

we think she wasnt wearing panties and it just kinda... dropped out when she was roaming in there
we brought the issue up the next day but she denied it ever happened

i wouldn't have cleaned that up, i would have made her come back and do it herself

Iain · 03.30.2007, 07:27 PM

I can't believe that so many people have shit themselves outside of their nappy days. Not that I'm criticising or anything...just surprised.

floatingslowly · 03.30.2007, 08:15 PM

what kind of coke?

the kind mixed with baby laxative?

Toilet & Bowels · 03.30.2007, 08:37 PM

also the adrenalin rush of coke probably makes you need a shit too

Alex's Trip · 03.30.2007, 08:46 PM

I shit myself in a target when I was like...5 or 6. I'm guessing age based on the fact that I had (ruined) my power ranger underwear.

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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Fantastic. __________________ 666
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tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	My first year of nursery school is memorable because this one girl somehow crapped off the toilet and she tracked it all through the nursery school before the nursery school 'teacher' caught on, teacher was so angry she made the parents come pick us up early. Other than some kind of incipient psychosis, there is absolutely no excuse for someone to crap themselves so they don't miss a TV show. That kid either needs severe help or to get slapped. Lately I'd lean to the latter.
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03.30.2007, 01:39 PM	#34
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	I thought this news story might be appropriate 18 Students Fed Laxative in Doughnuts http://img.breitbart.com/images/ap.gif http://www.breitbart.com/images/common/dot.gifMar 30 HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (AP) - Some Long Island eighth graders apparently got an early start on April Fool's Day pranks on Friday, when they handed out doughnuts laced with laxatives to classmates, school officials said. There were no apparent injuries, although ambulances were dispatched to the Sequoya Middle School as a precaution, a spokeswoman for the Sachem School District said. "Approximately 18 students ate the doughnuts," the district said in a statement. "Although the students are feeling well, the school is taking precautionary measures." Police were investigating and parents were been informed about the situation. Classes proceeded as usual, but parents were given the option to pick up their children. The district said it would take "appropriate disciplinary action."
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Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	I can't believe that so many people have shit themselves outside of their nappy days. Not that I'm criticising or anything...just surprised.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	what kind of coke? the kind mixed with baby laxative?
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	also the adrenalin rush of coke probably makes you need a shit too
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I shit myself in a target when I was like...5 or 6. I'm guessing age based on the fact that I had (ruined) my power ranger underwear.
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