a stripper picked out "Teenage Riot" and danced for me tonight

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 01:24 AM

Portland is still fucking weird.

I was in the white trash working class strip club in NW Portland.

this really nice, really hot black hair with gorgeous brown eyes and large pale breasts who had been a dj in L.A. asked me what my favorite music is and I said, "Sonic Youth".

so then she gets the lamest redneck cd jukebox in the universe to fess up "Teenage Riot" and talks to me the whole time it's on. yeah, I probably tipped better than if she'd pretended to masturbate. I'm sure Kim Gordon wouldn't support this activity, but it was still the sweetest thing that girl could have done for me. apparently, she's an accounting student too.

I'd actually listened to "Teenage Riot" twice in the car today driving from Olympia to Portland. weird.

DeadDiscoDildo · 11.28.2009, 02:19 AM

Haha crazy man. I hooked up with this stripper in atlanta after we played a show and she's a sonic youth fan. We listened to sister...and then some Rather Ripped as the sunrose...

jon boy · 11.28.2009, 03:23 AM

strippers dont generally like music.

amerikangod · 11.28.2009, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

strippers dont generally like music.

1) This gave me one of those lol's that you can't quite explain the origin of.

2) They also don't like it when they kneel down to do a line blow off your dick to find that you put a wedding ring on it. I guess it's too romantic?

jon boy · 11.28.2009, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

1) This gave me one of those lol's that you can't quite explain the origin of.

2) They also don't like it when they kneel down to do a line blow off your dick to find that you put a wedding ring on it. I guess it's too romantic?

romantic indeed. i like it when they slap thier vagina's.

amerikangod · 11.28.2009, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

romantic indeed. i like it when they slap thier vagina's.

Yeah bro that's probably my biggest flaw, I just gotta be so romantic at women, you know?

I like it when they communicate only via ass claps: one clap means yes, two claps means no.

Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski · 11.28.2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

romantic indeed. i like it when they slap thier vagina's.

When they slap their vagina's what?

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 01:01 PM

she had a tattoo from a Cocteau Twins album on her thigh too. I found myself wanting to talk with her a lot more than fantasizing about fucking her, which means she's not doing her job particularly well, especially because she's totally physically hot. interesting people are just too hard to find, be they fuckable or not, anymore.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.28.2009, 01:21 PM

you should go with her

jon boy · 11.28.2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski

When they slap their vagina's what?

not from personal experience but i saw them do it on tv and the drummer in a band i know went to one (the one that courtney love used to work at) and she kept giving it a wack. i think they are gonna get maried soon.

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

you should go with her

honestly, I think I've learned that lesson, though I realize this thread hasn't been proving that.

just weird how "Teenage Riot" kept finding me that day.

EVOLghost · 11.28.2009, 03:28 PM

that is awesome...now I want to go to a stripclub and find a stripper who knows who SY are..

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

that is awesome...now I want to go to a stripclub and find a stripper who knows who SY are..

she'd even seen them play. since I was in this scary working man's dive and not a downtown club with chicks dancing to Animal Collective like the one my wife works in, it was pretty cool.

I just got paid in cash for two photos my friend used on his cd for as much as I blew last night too.

akprodr · 11.28.2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

find a stripper who knows who SY are..

I've gotten this response from several strippers "Oh yeah, that did that song on that movie soundtrack?" Which, I think, is actually Soundgarden--never saw whatever movie they were talking about.

I think the song I'd like a stripper to stage dance to would be something from Sonic Nurse--Stones or Dripping Dream.

<sigh> I knew this stripper that only danced to Depeche Mode. I liked 'em before but now... I love them and think of her. Paige was her name.

Alex's Trip · 11.28.2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by akprodr

I've gotten this response from several strippers "Oh yeah, that did that song on that movie soundtrack?" Which, I think, is actually Soundgarden--never saw whatever movie they were talking about.

Superstar from Juno?

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 06:30 PM

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Superstar from Juno?

Or "Sunday" from Richard Linkletter's one total dog of a film, Suburbia

pbradley · 11.28.2009, 06:35 PM

I got a free lap dance for getting down with Led Zeppelin once.

Yeah, that's not worth mentioning.

EVOLghost · 11.28.2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

she'd even seen them play. since I was in this scary working man's dive and not a downtown club with chicks dancing to Animal Collective like the one my wife works in, it was pretty cool.

I just got paid in cash for two photos my friend used on his cd for as much as I blew last night too.

Gawd the idea of a strippper seeng sy live is godly.

What's even more hot is her dancjg to dripping dream.

This is giving me an idea for a thread. Which sy songs would fit well with a strip tease

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 06:49 PM

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This is giving me an idea for a thread. Which sy songs would fit well with a strip tease

basically, the whole "Flower" 12" would be the only real answer. "Flower" and "Halloween" back to back express everything the experience might hope to embody. pun intended.

"Teenage Riot" definitely not a good choice for the dance part. My wife (soon to be ex-wife) used to dance to "Total Trash" in Austin, though.

pbradley · 11.28.2009, 06:58 PM

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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Portland is still fucking weird. I was in the white trash working class strip club in NW Portland. this really nice, really hot black hair with gorgeous brown eyes and large pale breasts who had been a dj in L.A. asked me what my favorite music is and I said, "Sonic Youth". so then she gets the lamest redneck cd jukebox in the universe to fess up "Teenage Riot" and talks to me the whole time it's on. yeah, I probably tipped better than if she'd pretended to masturbate. I'm sure Kim Gordon wouldn't support this activity, but it was still the sweetest thing that girl could have done for me. apparently, she's an accounting student too. I'd actually listened to "Teenage Riot" twice in the car today driving from Olympia to Portland. weird. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	she had a tattoo from a Cocteau Twins album on her thigh too. I found myself wanting to talk with her a lot more than fantasizing about fucking her, which means she's not doing her job particularly well, especially because she's totally physically hot. interesting people are just too hard to find, be they fuckable or not, anymore. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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