The Official Food Thread - Page 3

Katy · 04.25.2006, 05:19 AM

I'm macrobiotic.

qprogeny79 · 04.25.2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by A Thousand Threads

i´m vegetarian, too

once i had an interesting conversation with my girlfriend. She didn´t believe me that fish have feelings and she couldn´t understand why i don´t eat fish.
Then we went into a bookstore and found this really nice book "sex fish and cod"
that was fun
haha

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cooking:
i put cheese in everything i cook

'it's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings."

!@#$%! · 04.25.2006, 01:34 PM

save the vegetables!!
stop the murder of chlorophyllian-americans!
beans eaters are the slaughterers of unborn embryos!
leave trees alone! eat your own nuts!

A Thousand Threads · 04.26.2006, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

save the vegetables!!
stop the murder of chlorophyllian-americans!
beans eaters are the slaughterers of unborn embryos!
leave trees alone! eat your own nuts!

yeah, sure

for every animal you don´t eat, i´m going to eat three
blablablaabl

o o o · 04.26.2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

save the vegetables!!
stop the murder of chlorophyllian-americans!
beans eaters are the slaughterers of unborn embryos!
leave trees alone! eat your own nuts!

this actually reminds me of a hip-hop song called "Léguman" (Vegetableman) by TTC:

Léguman

Leguman, superstar du potager
Déconseillé aux femmes enceintes et aux personnes âgées
Toujours prêt lorsque ses amis les légumes sont en danger
Super Héros végétal électroménager

Il parle comme nous, mange de la viande animale comme nous,
Va aux toilettes comme tous les êtres humains
Et lorsqu'il se masturbe il utilise ses deux mains!
Il n'a pas peur du lendemain, son nom c'est Léguman
Et dès qu'il apercoit un végétarien il lui éclate le crâne
Les animaux mangent les hommes, voila pourquoi les hommes mangent les animaux
Mais aucun être humain ne s'est jamais fait dévorer par un haricot
Leguman est dégueulasse, il élève des asticots dans son nombril
Et il pénètre des prostituées avec des artichauts, porno-style
Hardcore amateur, filmé a l'aide d'une camera numérique
Leguman est aussi un ancien fumeur de crack, alcoolique
Il est l'ami des enfants, il leur apprend a respecter les légumes
Il est très élégant dans son costume, et lorsqu'il mourra il faudra lui faire un album posthume

Leguman, superstar du potager
Déconseillé aux femmes enceintes et aux personnes âgées
Toujours prêt lorsque ses amis les légumes sont en danger
Super Hero végétal électroménager

Leguman:

féculents et céréales
succulent et cérébral
virulent, impénétrable
Imperméable, élaboré grâce a l'engrais insecticide
Infaillible avec les femmes lorsqu'il utilise son sexy fluide
Ca les excite, les putes, les pommes de terre les ex-frites
Leguman dans tous les esprits, provoque la gastro entérite
Qui fait la loi dans le compartiment légume du réfrigérateur?
Qui peut prédire leur comportement face a un élément perturbateur?
Léguman passe l'aspirateur, les backpackers sont ses admirateurs
Icône Hiphop underground pour tous les B Boys agriculteurs
Les jeunes filles dans le monde entier s'arrachent ses images Panini
Mais léguman s'en bat les couilles - car il roule en Lamborghini
Il a une tête de citrouille - des dents en or et des diamants autour du cou
C'est un vrai mac il a du goût, il n'y a que des végétaux dans son crew
Il est trop fou, il a des super pouvoirs,
Il redonne de l'espoir, c'est le légume le plus célèbre de l'histoire.

Leguman, superstar du potager
Déconseillé aux femmes enceintes et aux personnes âgées
Toujours prêt lorsque ses amis les légumes sont en danger
Super Hero végétal électroménager

Leguman, qui es-tu et que viens tu faire ici?

tbswwj,sr ehzbsdbdke r ebzvbzvvvs www ssdhd

Leguman, dis-moi, quel est le sens de la vie?

pinnnhshhh rhhhr bxbsvszzvvvvv vzvvzvz iidhhe

Leguman, pourquoi les humains sont ils si méchants?

heerrrrhhhs bbzbzbbbaaabliii heeehszz krrkkr

Leguman, quel est ton message pour tous les enfants?

bbbbiiiaaahhennn bvrrvbrvz odoreje pulaf pulaf

ok, maybe not all the lyrics are relevant.

o o o · 04.26.2006, 01:44 PM

for your information, Leguman was originally a character in a children's TV show:

"Les carottes sont-elles cuites ? Non ! Car il y a Legumaaaaan... Legumaaaaaan..."

!@#$%! · 04.27.2006, 12:57 AM

that song is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of my favorite lines:

Et lorsqu'il se masturbe il utilise ses deux mains!
...
Les animaux mangent les hommes, voila pourquoi les hommes mangent les animaux
Mais aucun être humain ne s'est jamais fait dévorer par un haricot
...

Et il pénètre des prostituées avec des artichauts, porno-style
...
Leguman est aussi un ancien fumeur de crack, alcoolique
Il est l'ami des enfants, il leur apprend a respecter les légumes

etc etc-- fucking hilarious!!!
i'm saving those lyrics

terminal pharmacy · 04.27.2006, 01:24 AM

im hungry now, time for 3 serves or different pig and 5 serves of vegs

o o o · 04.27.2006, 04:56 PM

yes, i love those lyrics...

here is the track in question:

http://www.badongo.com/file/548887

i guess you have to get used to the guy's voice...

Pablitzen · 04.27.2006, 06:13 PM

seafood

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

krastian · 04.27.2006, 07:00 PM

I loooove shrimp even more than crabs, which here in Maryland is sacrilege. It's all about Old Bay baby.

truncated · 04.27.2006, 07:02 PM

I don't eat much meat (especially red meat) merely because the taste/smell/consistency of gristle makes me immediately vomit.

I love Asian food, most especially Thai. My local Thai carryout doesn't even need my order anymore.

Fish is orgasmic when cooked properly. Tuna from a good restaurant (nice and raw on the inside, very lightly cooked on the outside) is ethereal. Halibut or mahi mahi in a ginger sauce...mmmm.....

Okra, and home-grown tomatoes - they battle each other for best vegetable known to mankind.

I have been known to survive entirely on bricks of cheese, and Doritos (not at the same time). Cheese is by far the most perfect food. Ever. Indisputably.

After my forthcoming fascist takeover of the globe, I will mandate cheese vending machines on every city block.

krastian · 04.27.2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

After my forthcoming fascist takeover of the globe, I will mandate cheese vending machines on every city block.

Refrigerated vending machines I hope. Hook a brother up with some Longhorn.

truncated · 04.27.2006, 07:24 PM

I got yo' back. As long as you pledge your undying obedience and devotion while prostrating before me in an alluringly revealing pair of bib overalls.

krastian · 04.27.2006, 07:29 PM

That can easily be arranged.

truncated · 04.27.2006, 07:41 PM

Then, my friend, rejoice in your abundance of lactose.

HaydenAsche · 04.27.2006, 11:03 PM

Can there be a fancy cheese one right outside my house?

04.25.2006, 05:19 AM	#41
Katy the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: London, UK. Posts: 643	I'm macrobiotic.
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04.25.2006, 01:34 PM	#43
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	save the vegetables!! stop the murder of chlorophyllian-americans! beans eaters are the slaughterers of unborn embryos! leave trees alone! eat your own nuts!
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04.26.2006, 01:44 PM	#46
o o o the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 613	for your information, Leguman was originally a character in a children's TV show: "Les carottes sont-elles cuites ? Non ! Car il y a Legumaaaaan... Legumaaaaaan..."
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04.27.2006, 12:57 AM	#47
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	that song is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! some of my favorite lines: Et lorsqu'il se masturbe il utilise ses deux mains! ... Les animaux mangent les hommes, voila pourquoi les hommes mangent les animaux Mais aucun être humain ne s'est jamais fait dévorer par un haricot ... Et il pénètre des prostituées avec des artichauts, porno-style ... Leguman est aussi un ancien fumeur de crack, alcoolique Il est l'ami des enfants, il leur apprend a respecter les légumes etc etc-- fucking hilarious!!! i'm saving those lyrics
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04.27.2006, 01:24 AM	#48
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	im hungry now, time for 3 serves or different pig and 5 serves of vegs
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04.27.2006, 04:56 PM	#49
o o o the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 613	yes, i love those lyrics... here is the track in question: http://www.badongo.com/file/548887 i guess you have to get used to the guy's voice...
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04.27.2006, 06:13 PM	#50
Pablitzen the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Santiago, Chile Posts: 627	seafood niiiiiiiiiiiiiice __________________ The guitar guy played real good feedback and super sounding riffs... Pabst blitzer!
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04.27.2006, 07:00 PM	#51
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	I loooove shrimp even more than crabs, which here in Maryland is sacrilege. It's all about Old Bay baby. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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04.27.2006, 07:02 PM	#52
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I don't eat much meat (especially red meat) merely because the taste/smell/consistency of gristle makes me immediately vomit. I love Asian food, most especially Thai. My local Thai carryout doesn't even need my order anymore. Fish is orgasmic when cooked properly. Tuna from a good restaurant (nice and raw on the inside, very lightly cooked on the outside) is ethereal. Halibut or mahi mahi in a ginger sauce...mmmm..... Okra, and home-grown tomatoes - they battle each other for best vegetable known to mankind. I have been known to survive entirely on bricks of cheese, and Doritos (not at the same time). Cheese is by far the most perfect food. Ever. Indisputably. After my forthcoming fascist takeover of the globe, I will mandate cheese vending machines on every city block.
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04.27.2006, 07:24 PM	#54
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I got yo' back. As long as you pledge your undying obedience and devotion while prostrating before me in an alluringly revealing pair of bib overalls.
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04.27.2006, 07:29 PM	#55
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	That can easily be arranged. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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04.27.2006, 07:41 PM	#56
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Then, my friend, rejoice in your abundance of lactose.
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04.27.2006, 11:03 PM	#57
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Can there be a fancy cheese one right outside my house? __________________ rip
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