Annoying Neighbors

static-harmony · 10.02.2006, 06:37 PM

Gawd they are fighting on the next apartment over, and won't shut the fuck up. And they are cooking and the blender is really annoying me.

Savage Clone · 10.02.2006, 06:39 PM

My neighbors like to leave their 9,000,000 watt front light on all night long every night, and it's on the side of the house we sleep on.

Still, we make a lot of noise, so I don't complain too much. My other neighbor is cool. I have no desire to go to war with my neighbors. My bandmate recently had to move because the woman who lived below him was a complete psycho and drove him out of there.

Hip Priest · 10.02.2006, 06:40 PM

A good way is to ring their doorbell and then run away. Or stand outside their window and change their TV channel with your remote control.

edit: oh, you mean you have annoying neighbours. I'd say ring the police, but I see from the other thread that that's out of the question. If you tell them to knock it off, are they the types to take offence? You have my sympathy, anyway. Put some loud music on.[

Cantankerous · 10.02.2006, 07:11 PM

my neighbors are rich twats. good thing i'm not paying to live here.

static-harmony · 10.02.2006, 08:21 PM

My neighbors live on the next building on the second floor. I sually play Confusion is Sex when they start their music.

nomadicfollower · 10.02.2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

A good way is to ring their doorbell and then run away. Or stand outside their window and change their TV channel with your remote control.

edit: oh, you mean you have annoying neighbours. [

Haha.

TheDom · 10.02.2006, 08:25 PM

My neighbors are pretty cool.

We get new neighbors like every 3 months because the people next door keep moving. The last set of people couldn't speak English, so let's hope this new set goes better.

HaydenAsche · 10.02.2006, 11:45 PM

My neighbors are hispanics. They are loud. We are loud. They sell drugs. It's fun.

youthoftomorrow · 10.03.2006, 12:17 AM

my neighbors have the same last name as my family, so they get our mail mixed up regularly.

static-harmony · 10.03.2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

My neighbors are hispanics. They are loud. We are loud. They sell drugs. It's fun.

I was offended at first, but then I read more so i Stop caring.

HaydenAsche · 10.03.2006, 08:18 AM

Being offended is so lame.

porkmarras · 10.03.2006, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

My neighbors are hispanics. They are loud. We are loud. They sell drugs. It's fun.

This is the funniest post i've read by Hayden in a while.

atari 2600 · 10.03.2006, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Gawd they are fighting on the next apartment over, and won't shut the fuck up. And they are cooking and the blender is really annoying me.

whiskey-stained buck-toothed backwoods creep
grizzly bear motherfucker never goes to sleep - BH

BH=bong hit

HaydenAsche · 10.03.2006, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by atari 2600

whiskey-stained buck-toothed backwoods creep
grizzly bear motherfucker never goes to sleep - BH

BH=bong hit

One of the best beck songs ever.

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

This is the funniest post i've read by Hayden in a while.

Is that a good thing? I'll continue spouting whatever bollocks springs to mind and hope the pretend people who live in my computer find it funny.

porkmarras · 10.03.2006, 08:23 AM

The deadpan delivery.

Glice · 10.03.2006, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Is that a good thing? I'll try to keep all of my posts at this level of intelligence from now on.

By which you mean "I'll continue spouting whatever bollocks springs to mind and hope the pretend people who live in my computer find it funny"?

HaydenAsche · 10.03.2006, 08:28 AM

Yes. I'll edit that in. Thanks for spotting that, imaginary friend.

Glice · 10.03.2006, 08:30 AM

No worries, fictional fag.

porkmarras · 10.03.2006, 08:31 AM

Careful there,Glice.........fictional cock?erm.......

HaydenAsche · 10.03.2006, 08:36 AM

No, see, Glice is right. The only thing real about this entire board is cock. Cock will always prevail.

10.02.2006, 06:37 PM	#1
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	My neighbors like to leave their 9,000,000 watt front light on all night long every night, and it's on the side of the house we sleep on. Still, we make a lot of noise, so I don't complain too much. My other neighbor is cool. I have no desire to go to war with my neighbors. My bandmate recently had to move because the woman who lived below him was a complete psycho and drove him out of there.
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	A good way is to ring their doorbell and then run away. Or stand outside their window and change their TV channel with your remote control. edit: oh, you mean you have annoying neighbours. I'd say ring the police, but I see from the other thread that that's out of the question. If you tell them to knock it off, are they the types to take offence? You have my sympathy, anyway. Put some loud music on.[ __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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10.02.2006, 08:21 PM	#5
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	My neighbors live on the next building on the second floor. I sually play Confusion is Sex when they start their music. __________________
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10.02.2006, 08:25 PM	#7
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	My neighbors are pretty cool. We get new neighbors like every 3 months because the people next door keep moving. The last set of people couldn't speak English, so let's hope this new set goes better.
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10.02.2006, 11:45 PM	#8
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	My neighbors are hispanics. They are loud. We are loud. They sell drugs. It's fun. __________________ rip
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youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	my neighbors have the same last name as my family, so they get our mail mixed up regularly. __________________ avalanche.
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10.03.2006, 08:18 AM	#11
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Being offended is so lame. __________________ rip
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Yes. I'll edit that in. Thanks for spotting that, imaginary friend. __________________ rip
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10.03.2006, 08:36 AM	#20
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	No, see, Glice is right. The only thing real about this entire board is cock. Cock will always prevail. __________________ rip
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