Provide a Caption Game

noumenal · 01.10.2007, 10:17 AM

Provide a caption for this picture:

Make 'em good.

porkmarras · 01.10.2007, 10:19 AM

'Erm...How does this coffee machine work?Can't see a thing....'

Savage Clone · 01.10.2007, 10:25 AM

"This reminds me of when we went on vacation....what was that waiter's name again?....JEAN-LUC!"

noumenal · 01.10.2007, 10:32 AM

I've come up with a couple:

"Maureen's patience was soon rewarded, in ways she never could have imagined."

and

"The 'Don't Just Look at It' Tree has been a favorite of tourists for years, ever since Professor von Taintstain brought back a seedling from his exploratory trip to the Mancandy Islands."

!@#$%! · 01.10.2007, 10:44 AM

ha ha man you should totally try your hand at the new yorker contest

Hip Priest · 01.10.2007, 11:04 AM

Vanuatu's tourism industry relies heavily on pilgrimages made by women to the 'mystical' mandongo tree.

noumenal · 01.10.2007, 11:07 AM

mandongo....snicker

Hip Priest · 01.10.2007, 11:18 AM

Are you laughing just because I happen to know a little Latin?

ALIEN ANAL · 01.10.2007, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noumenal

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It feels and looks like a large hard throbbing cock

noumenal · 01.10.2007, 11:45 AM

no, mandongo just sounds naughty.....

ALIEN ANAL · 01.10.2007, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noumenal

Provide a caption for this picture:

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Ill take this one to take home and fuck on my bed tonight

lucyrulesok · 01.10.2007, 11:49 AM

WHAT makes you go blind???

fishmonkey · 01.10.2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noumenal

Provide a caption for this picture:

Make 'em good.

this tree is such a tart, why if you kick it... a bucket of mickeys will fall out.

the ikara cult · 01.10.2007, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noumenal

Provide a caption for this picture:

Make 'em good.

Once a year, horse racing fans the world over make a pilgrimage to the Shergar memorial tree.

edit: OR the Clinton memorial tree. Thought of that whilst making tea. Bit late but oh well.

nicfit · 01.10.2007, 01:09 PM

"As you can see, Viagra plants' roots are quite peculiar..."

Danny Himself · 01.10.2007, 01:12 PM

"I'll take this one!"

jon boy · 01.10.2007, 01:59 PM

that must be the happiest tree alive.

SynthethicalY · 01.10.2007, 02:23 PM

The tree thinks to himself, " I can't get an erection because this dying hag won't let that beautiful girl over there come and have a whiff of me."

01.10.2007, 10:17 AM	#1
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Provide a caption for this picture: Make 'em good.
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01.10.2007, 10:19 AM	#2
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	'Erm...How does this coffee machine work?Can't see a thing....' __________________
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01.10.2007, 10:25 AM	#3
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	"This reminds me of when we went on vacation....what was that waiter's name again?....JEAN-LUC!"
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01.10.2007, 10:32 AM	#4
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I've come up with a couple: "Maureen's patience was soon rewarded, in ways she never could have imagined." and "The 'Don't Just Look at It' Tree has been a favorite of tourists for years, ever since Professor von Taintstain brought back a seedling from his exploratory trip to the Mancandy Islands."
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01.10.2007, 10:44 AM	#5
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	ha ha man you should totally try your hand at the new yorker contest
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01.10.2007, 11:04 AM	#6
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Vanuatu's tourism industry relies heavily on pilgrimages made by women to the 'mystical' mandongo tree. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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01.10.2007, 11:07 AM	#7
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	mandongo....snicker
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01.10.2007, 11:18 AM	#8
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Are you laughing just because I happen to know a little Latin? __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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01.10.2007, 11:45 AM	#10
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	no, mandongo just sounds naughty.....
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01.10.2007, 11:49 AM	#12
lucyrulesok 100% Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 769	WHAT makes you go blind??? __________________ I think if kissing someone could make them pregnant the last person I kissed would have had their kid by now...
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01.10.2007, 01:09 PM	#15
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	"As you can see, Viagra plants' roots are quite peculiar..." __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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01.10.2007, 01:12 PM	#16
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	"I'll take this one!"
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01.10.2007, 01:59 PM	#17
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	that must be the happiest tree alive. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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01.10.2007, 02:23 PM	#18
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	The tree thinks to himself, " I can't get an erection because this dying hag won't let that beautiful girl over there come and have a whiff of me."
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