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Old 02.25.2007, 02:03 PM   #21
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Washed it.

Speaking of rhys chatham, we were totally listening to a crimson grail during this.

"Hey whats up?"

"Oh... not much... listening to crimson grail... shoving my finger up my butt... jackin off.... you know"

"...no, i dont know"
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Old 02.25.2007, 03:19 PM   #22
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It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.

What, like the Eiffel Tower or the Berlin Wall or something? Racist.
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Old 02.25.2007, 03:29 PM   #23
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He meant Russians.
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Old 02.25.2007, 04:02 PM   #24
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This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.
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Old 02.25.2007, 04:34 PM   #25
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This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.
It was awesome eh? so this guy, it couldn't happen to be you could it? haha
I'd class anything passing through the butt the wrong way to be a foreign object!
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Old 02.25.2007, 04:36 PM   #26
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Old 02.25.2007, 04:40 PM   #27
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you should've given each other wet willies while doing the finger in butt thing.

orgasm + eargasm = :-)
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Old 02.25.2007, 05:04 PM   #28
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Hahaha Kruschev action figure..
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Old 02.25.2007, 05:13 PM   #29
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i would never let any girl near my ass.
she just doesn't belong there.
i hate watching porn where a dudes getting his asshole licked.. its like wtf..
and i know i'm not alone in saying this.
a girl just doesn't belong down there and i don't need her down there to get off.
that's what her pussy's for.
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Old 02.25.2007, 06:09 PM   #30
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She sounds like a keeper atsonicpark.
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Old 02.25.2007, 06:15 PM   #31
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It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.

My ex girlfriend. A lighter and a trophy. No joke.

But it felt good? I've had that for medical checks, but found it terribly uncomfortable
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Old 02.25.2007, 06:20 PM   #32
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Old 02.25.2007, 06:21 PM   #33
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good for you; don't overdo it now...

Good advice, save it for special occasions.
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Old 02.25.2007, 06:22 PM   #34
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Old 02.25.2007, 06:44 PM   #35
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Old 02.25.2007, 08:35 PM   #36
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It was awesome eh? so this guy, it couldn't happen to be you could it? haha
I'd class anything passing through the butt the wrong way to be a foreign object!

You obviously have never read my multiple statements about being a virgin or Savage Clone's constant reminders that I am one have you?
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Old 02.25.2007, 09:18 PM   #37
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:27 PM   #38
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:29 PM   #39
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It gets even better if you do it with foreign objects.

Gerbils? Penises?

He's not gay, porkie.
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Old 02.25.2007, 10:29 PM   #40
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