Okay, so what asshole took MarkIbold@gmail.com?

Mark Ibold · 10.17.2006, 07:52 AM

Every American—indeed, every human being, regardless of nationality deserves to be rightfully and accurately represented on the World Wide Web—the communication gateway into the next century and beyond—without having to resort to nonsensical aliases with random strings of numbers tacked onto the end. In an era of global wireless technology, our very identities are at stake. It's highly unethical at best, criminal at worst, for others to wantonly abscond with them.

If only, asshole, you could have seen the anger and revulsion that washed over my face as I found that MarkIbold@gmail.com, Ibold@gmail.com, Ibold.Mark@gmail.com, and MarkIboldRules@gmail.com had all been taken. If only you could have felt my heart leap to my throat upon realizing that Markibold@gmail.com would not work either, as Gmail addresses are not case-senstitive. If only you could have heard my cry of anguish when, in a last, desperate move, I typed in crookedrain@gmail.com, only to be rejected once more and finally forced to accept the abomination that is Mark.Ibold20061@gmail.com.

Please, whoever you are, come forward. I will not ask you to relinquish the email adress, or even hand it over. I just need peace of mind.

sun city girl · 10.17.2006, 07:55 AM

i feel your pain, mark. especially MarkIboldRules@gmail.com would have been such a cool address for you. why don't we all spam these people, whoever they are?

Danny Himself · 10.17.2006, 07:59 AM

You crazy, man.

screamingskull · 10.17.2006, 08:00 AM

have you tried hotmail? 'Mark'

Danny Himself · 10.17.2006, 08:05 AM

Gmail is the new hotmail. I use it because it has a 'G', therefore showing that not only do I have an email adress, I have a 'G' email adress. Gangsta.

I feel Mark's pain.

sun city girl · 10.17.2006, 08:09 AM

for my 40th birthday i'll get me a "gangsta"mail address too. hopefully SunCityGirlRulez@gmail.com will be free... please don't take it!

taking gmail-address and joining a hip internet forum is the thing to do when having a 40th birthday ibold style. the ibold & beautiful... happy birthday mark!

screamingskull · 10.17.2006, 08:14 AM

nice avatar sun city girl, i havn't seen that one used before. anyone who who that girl is?

sun city girl · 10.17.2006, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull

nice avatar sun city girl, i havn't seen that one used before. anyone who who that girl is?

thanks. i'm not sure if it's told on the sleeve notes but someone here probably knows?

Alex's Trip · 10.17.2006, 08:29 AM

I wanted Disappearer@gmail.com to be my email, but it was taken, so I spelled it without one of the P's.

Danny Himself · 10.17.2006, 08:30 AM

So you have to explain every time so people don't think you just can't spell?

Alex's Trip · 10.17.2006, 08:31 AM

Yes.

truncated · 10.17.2006, 09:45 AM

Does posting your email address on a forum permit strangers to bombard you with adoring, obsessive, potentially lascivious emails, peppered with entendres about stroking your bass?

whorefrost · 10.17.2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark Ibold

Every American—indeed, every human being, regardless of nationality deserves to be rightfully and accurately represented on the World Wide Web—the communication gateway into the next century and beyond—without having to resort to nonsensical aliases with random strings of numbers tacked onto the end. In an era of global wireless technology, our very identities are at stake. It's highly unethical at best, criminal at worst, for others to wantonly abscond with them.

If only, asshole, you could have seen the anger and revulsion that washed over my face as I found that MarkIbold@gmail.com, Ibold@gmail.com, Ibold.Mark@gmail.com, and MarkIboldRules@gmail.com had all been taken. If only you could have felt my heart leap to my throat upon realizing that Markibold@gmail.com would not work either, as Gmail addresses are not case-senstitive. If only you could have heard my cry of anguish when, in a last, desperate move, I typed in crookedrain@gmail.com, only to be rejected once more and finally forced to accept the abomination that is Mark.Ibold20061@gmail.com.

Please, whoever you are, come forward. I will not ask you to relinquish the email adress, or even hand it over. I just need peace of mind.

did it ever occur to you that there is more than one Mark Ibold on the planet?

Savage Clone · 10.17.2006, 10:26 AM

Happy Birthday!

silverfreepress (sdasher) · 10.17.2006, 10:53 AM

Same thing happened to my man Sean Penn

cursor, click here

Danny Himself · 10.17.2006, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by silverfreepress (sdasher)

Same thing happened to my man Sean Penn

cursor, click here

Yeah, I was thinking about that.

ni'k · 10.17.2006, 01:38 PM

i want the chick from be your own pet to get a better band and have sex with me

golden child · 10.17.2006, 03:09 PM

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did it ever occur to you that there is more than one Mark Ibold on the planet?

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schizophrenicroom · 10.17.2006, 06:16 PM

there is only one mark ibold. all others are just impostors WISHING they were mark ibold.

HaydenAsche · 10.17.2006, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

peppered with entendres about stroking your bass?

Repped.

10.17.2006, 07:52 AM	#1
Mark Ibold little trouble girl Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New York, New York! Posts: 75	Every American—indeed, every human being, regardless of nationality deserves to be rightfully and accurately represented on the World Wide Web—the communication gateway into the next century and beyond—without having to resort to nonsensical aliases with random strings of numbers tacked onto the end. In an era of global wireless technology, our very identities are at stake. It's highly unethical at best, criminal at worst, for others to wantonly abscond with them. If only, asshole, you could have seen the anger and revulsion that washed over my face as I found that MarkIbold@gmail.com, Ibold@gmail.com, Ibold.Mark@gmail.com, and MarkIboldRules@gmail.com had all been taken. If only you could have felt my heart leap to my throat upon realizing that Markibold@gmail.com would not work either, as Gmail addresses are not case-senstitive. If only you could have heard my cry of anguish when, in a last, desperate move, I typed in crookedrain@gmail.com, only to be rejected once more and finally forced to accept the abomination that is Mark.Ibold20061@gmail.com. Please, whoever you are, come forward. I will not ask you to relinquish the email adress, or even hand it over. I just need peace of mind. __________________ Come see sonic youth this summer!!!
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10.17.2006, 07:55 AM	#2
sun city girl the end of the ugly Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: finland Posts: 945	i feel your pain, mark. especially MarkIboldRules@gmail.com would have been such a cool address for you. why don't we all spam these people, whoever they are?
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10.17.2006, 07:59 AM	#3
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	You crazy, man.
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10.17.2006, 08:00 AM	#4
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	have you tried hotmail? 'Mark'
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10.17.2006, 08:05 AM	#5
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Gmail is the new hotmail. I use it because it has a 'G', therefore showing that not only do I have an email adress, I have a 'G' email adress. Gangsta. I feel Mark's pain.
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10.17.2006, 08:09 AM	#6
sun city girl the end of the ugly Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: finland Posts: 945	for my 40th birthday i'll get me a "gangsta"mail address too. hopefully SunCityGirlRulez@gmail.com will be free... please don't take it! taking gmail-address and joining a hip internet forum is the thing to do when having a 40th birthday ibold style. the ibold & beautiful... happy birthday mark!
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10.17.2006, 08:14 AM	#7
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	nice avatar sun city girl, i havn't seen that one used before. anyone who who that girl is?
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10.17.2006, 08:29 AM	#9
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	I wanted Disappearer@gmail.com to be my email, but it was taken, so I spelled it without one of the P's. __________________ KALOPSIA
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10.17.2006, 08:30 AM	#10
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	So you have to explain every time so people don't think you just can't spell?
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10.17.2006, 08:31 AM	#11
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Yes. __________________ KALOPSIA
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10.17.2006, 09:45 AM	#12
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Does posting your email address on a forum permit strangers to bombard you with adoring, obsessive, potentially lascivious emails, peppered with entendres about stroking your bass?
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10.17.2006, 10:26 AM	#14
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	Happy Birthday!
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10.17.2006, 10:53 AM	#15
silverfreepress (sdasher) the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 588	Same thing happened to my man Sean Penn cursor, click here
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10.17.2006, 01:38 PM	#17
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i want the chick from be your own pet to get a better band and have sex with me
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10.17.2006, 06:16 PM	#19
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	there is only one mark ibold. all others are just impostors WISHING they were mark ibold. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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