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View Poll Results: Who has done the best, despite their disability?
Captain Ahab 2 9.52%
Captain Hook 2 9.52%
Anakin Skywalker 9 42.86%
Tetsuo Shima 2 9.52%
Cotton Hill 0 0%
Long John Silver 1 4.76%
Thing 2 9.52%
Ash Williams 0 0%
Al Robbins (CSI) 0 0%
Other 3 14.29%
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Old 10.15.2006, 09:14 AM   #1
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Who has been most succesful at making the most of their lives, despite having a missing limb(s)?

Who would win in a fight without using their replacement limb?
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Old 10.15.2006, 09:21 AM   #2
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Old 10.15.2006, 09:36 AM   #3
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I know his non-functioning arm is still attached, but I have a feeling that Davros' legs are amputated. I can't be certain though, so I'll look into it before voting.
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Old 10.15.2006, 10:07 AM   #4
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Ahahaha, Davros. I thing the whole lower half of his body was missing. Either that, or nothing was missing and he pedalled his way around in a customized trike-with-box-over-it.
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Old 10.15.2006, 10:58 AM   #5
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Hey lyke pukee itz a gud poll n all but y'kno rite yu forgot abowt the obvius one y'kno n thats like FRIPPI the one armed goblin from the childrens buks y'kno eh y must hav red them like FRIPPI THROWS STONES AT THE ELVES, FRIPPI VOMITS ALL OVER AN ELF and the one i like best is like FRIPPI SETS FIRE TO THE ELVES HOUSE me mum used to reed them to me at beddintime befor i went to sleep y'kno its gud cos lyke yu hav to hav rowl moddels wen yu growin up rite n mine wos FRIPPI THE ONE ARMED GOBLIN hey fukkin sing it yeh FRIPPI THE WON ARMD GOBLINS HEER, ELVEN HARTS ARE FILLD WITH FEER, FRIPPI GETS OUT HIS NICE BIG STONE, N BRAKES THE ELVEN FUKKIN BONE ha ha thats frippis song yeh hey love to pukee for the poll n all yeh HEY TAYK CARE PUKEE.
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Old 10.15.2006, 05:00 PM   #6
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Frippi's obviously another fine one, no question. But the Davros thing is still on my mind.
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Old 10.15.2006, 05:03 PM   #7
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Davros is a good one, but I thought he was just a Dalek without a lid on.
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Old 10.15.2006, 05:10 PM   #8
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Davros had the lower body built for himself, then when it came to changing the weak kaleds into the dalek master race, he used that model.
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Old 10.15.2006, 05:21 PM   #9
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Tricky. I went with Ahab, but have no idea why. I'm not too knowledgable on fictional amputees if I'm honest. I did initially think of Billy in the Bowl, but he was a real person, albeit treated to that lovely sheen of mythology.
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Old 10.15.2006, 06:06 PM   #10
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that fucking kid in the WWE that was missing a leg, a MANIAC!
forget his name, he was a real person... but fictional in the sense of being a WWE wrestler.
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Old 10.15.2006, 06:16 PM   #11
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Old 10.17.2006, 11:09 AM   #12
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long john silver springs to mind first.
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Old 10.17.2006, 02:07 PM   #14
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Old 10.17.2006, 04:01 PM   #15
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I can't believe only one person besides me voted for Tetsuo Shima...I mean, he ruled a city for a while...

Of course, he did end up turning into an oversized monstrosity, and losing his girlfriend becuz of it (either indirectly or directly, depending on whether you go by the manga or the anime).
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Old 10.18.2006, 01:45 AM   #17
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What about Bob, the Quadriplegic Lifeguard?
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