Xmas pressies.

Keeping It Simple · 12.20.2009, 04:33 PM

Bought my first one today. It's for my dad and it's a letter opener and magnifying glass stored in an exotically designed silvery box with a glass top. The handles look like they're made of ivory. It was made in India, which explains why it looks SO exotic.

pbradley · 12.20.2009, 04:44 PM

Why are you trying to take Christ out of Christmas?

Glice · 12.20.2009, 05:01 PM

Jesus X. It's like Malcolm X.

Do you know, it's never occurred to me until now that 'Malcolm X' probably added the X to his name because he's got the name of Malcolm.

davenotdead · 12.20.2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Do you know, it's never occurred to me until now that 'Malcolm X' probably added the X to his name because he's got the name of Malcolm.

good observation

Glice · 12.20.2009, 05:17 PM

Thanks. You don't have to point it out though, I'm happy to just assume that everything I say should be followed with a tacit 'Heyall yeah bra, that's some tight shit right there, feel me?' or similar.

Dead-Air · 12.20.2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Thanks. You don't have to point it out though, I'm happy to just assume that everything I say should be followed with a tacit 'Heyall yeah bra, that's some tight shit right there, feel me?' or similar.

maybe make it your sig? I think I got a contact high just reading it.

Glice · 12.20.2009, 05:25 PM

Sigs are decided by committee. And unfortunately most of the committee think I'm a cunt, so I can't help I'm afraid.

Genteel Death · 12.20.2009, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Bought my first one today. It's for my dad and it's a letter opener and magnifying glass stored in an exotically designed silvery box with a glass top. The handles look like they're made of ivory. It was made in India, which explains why it looks SO exotic.

Is your dad exotic-looking? Why did you buy him an exotic present?

Dead-Air · 12.20.2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Sigs are decided by committee. And unfortunately most of the committee think I'm a cunt, so I can't help I'm afraid.

you are too damn intelligent to be a cunt (not even a pseud for the record). if cunts had brains the world would actually be under a type of control, though it would be of the pointlessly pussy whipped type that vag slaves like me demonstrate.

you are much more of a bastard, but then that term stopped being very insulting sometime around 1982 or 3.

knox · 12.21.2009, 09:55 AM

floatingslowly · 12.21.2009, 10:10 AM

who cares what I'm giving? it's what I'm getting that counts!

Satan · 12.21.2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Why are you trying to take Christ out of Christmas?

did you know the x in xmas is substitute cross for christ

a one, two, one two three four

NO CHRISTMAS FOR JOHN QUAYS

ploesj · 12.21.2009, 11:11 AM

i have to make everything since i'm almost broke and still trying to save some for my trip to london in february.

Keeping It Simple · 12.21.2009, 03:20 PM

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i have to make everything since i'm almost broke and still trying to save some for my trip to london in february.

How are you plannning on getting there? It's possible to work out the cheapest method by checking ferry, train and flight fares.

wellcharge · 12.21.2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Jesus X. It's like Malcolm X.

Do you know, it's never occurred to me until now that 'Malcolm X' probably added the X to his name because he's got the name of Malcolm.

it's not related to the name malcolm,it's there in place of his family name(Little)

Glice · 12.21.2009, 06:25 PM

But he's called Malcolm! You'd do anything to jazz up a name like that. Believe me, my name is dull as piss. I know how he feels.

wellcharge · 12.21.2009, 06:29 PM

that's probably why he changed to prophet minister hajji malik el shabbaz, it has a ring to it

Glice · 12.21.2009, 06:32 PM

For similar reasons I was thinking of buying myself a Friarship or Archdeaconry from the internet.

viewtiful_alan · 12.21.2009, 06:51 PM

I bought my dad 2001: A Space Oddesy on Blu-Ray and a live Townes Van Zandt album.

I still need to go do more shopping for some others.

floatingslowly · 12.21.2009, 07:17 PM

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