Collective masturbation - Page 3

porkmarras · 07.07.2006, 01:20 PM

Let me think,there's an actual gay term for that.I read on a gay(gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay)paper once of someone who died in the middle of that sexual practice.Or else watch any episode of OZ(most homoerotic prison drama of all the time).

!@#$%! · 07.07.2006, 01:24 PM

hm yeah someone dies but during internet collective masturbation-- say the chair falls-- ouch

what would the other spectators/participants do?

think of a 5 minute film

porkmarras · 07.07.2006, 01:25 PM

Lemmi think..........

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 05:51 PM

i vote yes.

Norma J · 11.24.2007, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

There was this one time in music camp...

Actually, there was this one time at a 7th-grade sleepover (yeah, that's gay, no?) when a bunch of us guys compared erections. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost.

This other friend of mine was into playing "house" whenever I'd sleepover. He'd pretend he was my wife and snuggle against me in bed and stuff. That was about as far as I ever experimented with the homo erotic.

Ummm. HAHA. Far out.

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 06:49 PM

When I was like, say, 11, me and my friend were sleeping in our camper in our driveway and we got naked and stood on our heads and jumped up and down or some shit.
And another time with someone else my two girl friends dared me to take off my shirt and jump up and down since I was the most well-endowed of us three. We must've been about 12 or 13.
And another time the same two girls took off my swimsuit top when we were in a pool and I had to get out to get it out of the trash bin they threw it in and then jump back in to get it.

Oh, I have tons of stories.

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 06:50 PM

Oh, and I voted yes.

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 06:58 PM

one time on a boy scout camping trip when i was around 13, i was sharing a tent with two older guys and they started jerking off in their sleeping bags. i wasn't sure if they were actually doing it, or they were faking it to get me to do it so they could make fun of me. then while i was thinking about whether they were really masturbating or not and whether i should also, one guy reached over and smeared what i assumed was cum on my face, then rolled over and went to sleep. it could have been spit or something... i don't know. but a couple of years later, he surprised everyone else by coming out. i had always assumed he was gay, even before the tent jerk off, but everyone else seemed clueless, or knew and didn't talk about it because the boy scouts are all homophobic.

king_buzzo · 11.24.2007, 07:08 PM

yes no, maybe, i dont know

could you repeat the question?

(props to the people who know this show)

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 07:15 PM

Malcom In The Middle! Too easy.
The mom from that show is the sister of my freshmen gym teacher. Apparently she taught at my school for like, a day, and then left and never came back because the kids were so horrible.

French Tosser · 11.24.2007, 07:19 PM

mmmmASZS OUI!!! MASRTUBATUION TREZD BONNe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 lets dotp i7

king_buzzo · 11.24.2007, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella

Malcom In The Middle! Too easy.
The mom from that show is the sister of my freshmen gym teacher. Apparently she taught at my school for like, a day, and then left and never came back because the kids were so horrible.

haha amazing!

m1rr0r dash · 11.24.2007, 07:50 PM

http://collectivemasturbation.org/

Now you can participate in the collective masturbation. A world-wide phenomenon with more than 1 million fascinating interest groups!

Enter your turn-on in the search field.

Choose whether you want to participate (advanced users only) or merely watch (recommended).

Click “Join Us!” to be connected to masturbation central.

Anngella · 11.24.2007, 07:54 PM

Enter your turn-on in the search field. For example Pizza or John Paul Jones.

m1rr0r dash · 11.25.2007, 02:57 AM

yeah, it just takes you staight to the wikipedia page of whatever you type in... i just wanted someone else to be as dissappointed as i was.

SynthethicalY · 11.25.2007, 03:06 AM

Yes, boring. We where teenagers.

davenotdead · 11.25.2007, 03:07 AM

i was....

h8kurdt · 11.25.2007, 06:35 AM

Yeah when we were about 13. To young to care about it but at that age where puberty was sky high.

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07.07.2006, 01:20 PM	#41
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Let me think,there's an actual gay term for that.I read on a gay(gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay)paper once of someone who died in the middle of that sexual practice.Or else watch any episode of OZ(most homoerotic prison drama of all the time). __________________
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07.07.2006, 01:24 PM	#42
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	hm yeah someone dies but during internet collective masturbation-- say the chair falls-- ouch what would the other spectators/participants do? think of a 5 minute film
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07.07.2006, 01:25 PM	#43
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Lemmi think.......... __________________
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11.24.2007, 05:51 PM	#44
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	i vote yes. __________________
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11.24.2007, 06:49 PM	#46
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	When I was like, say, 11, me and my friend were sleeping in our camper in our driveway and we got naked and stood on our heads and jumped up and down or some shit. And another time with someone else my two girl friends dared me to take off my shirt and jump up and down since I was the most well-endowed of us three. We must've been about 12 or 13. And another time the same two girls took off my swimsuit top when we were in a pool and I had to get out to get it out of the trash bin they threw it in and then jump back in to get it. Oh, I have tons of stories. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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11.24.2007, 06:50 PM	#47
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Oh, and I voted yes. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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11.24.2007, 06:58 PM	#48
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	one time on a boy scout camping trip when i was around 13, i was sharing a tent with two older guys and they started jerking off in their sleeping bags. i wasn't sure if they were actually doing it, or they were faking it to get me to do it so they could make fun of me. then while i was thinking about whether they were really masturbating or not and whether i should also, one guy reached over and smeared what i assumed was cum on my face, then rolled over and went to sleep. it could have been spit or something... i don't know. but a couple of years later, he surprised everyone else by coming out. i had always assumed he was gay, even before the tent jerk off, but everyone else seemed clueless, or knew and didn't talk about it because the boy scouts are all homophobic. __________________
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11.24.2007, 07:08 PM	#49
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	yes no, maybe, i dont know could you repeat the question? (props to the people who know this show)
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11.24.2007, 07:15 PM	#50
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Malcom In The Middle! Too easy. The mom from that show is the sister of my freshmen gym teacher. Apparently she taught at my school for like, a day, and then left and never came back because the kids were so horrible. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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11.24.2007, 07:19 PM	#51
French Tosser empty page Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 14	mmmmASZS OUI!!! MASRTUBATUION TREZD BONNe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 lets dotp i7
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11.24.2007, 07:50 PM	#53
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	http://collectivemasturbation.org/ Now you can participate in the collective masturbation. A world-wide phenomenon with more than 1 million fascinating interest groups! Enter your turn-on in the search field. Choose whether you want to participate (advanced users only) or merely watch (recommended). Click “Join Us!” to be connected to masturbation central. __________________
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11.24.2007, 07:54 PM	#54
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Enter your turn-on in the search field. For example Pizza or John Paul Jones. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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11.25.2007, 02:57 AM	#55
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	yeah, it just takes you staight to the wikipedia page of whatever you type in... i just wanted someone else to be as dissappointed as i was. __________________
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11.25.2007, 03:06 AM	#56
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Yes, boring. We where teenagers.
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11.25.2007, 03:07 AM	#57
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i was.... __________________
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11.25.2007, 06:35 AM	#58
h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Yeah when we were about 13. To young to care about it but at that age where puberty was sky high. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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