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Old 04.13.2006, 03:31 PM   #21
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I might even work at work

what are you nuts! work is not for work. work is for sleep, free stationary, free postage and not paying for the internet like you have to at home.

only drawback is pretending to look busy and dealing with people who mentally retarded.
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Old 04.13.2006, 03:42 PM   #22
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I might even work at work

what are you nuts! work is not for work. work is for sleep, free stationary, free postage and not paying for the internet like you have to at home.

only drawback is pretending to look busy and dealing with people who mentally retarded.

Good point. But you get your fair share of mentally retarded people online, too.
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Old 04.13.2006, 03:44 PM   #23
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Just had to share this message that accompanied some reputation points -

(and I'm not ridiculing the person who sent it, I think it's funny)

"actually i just want to see if i can change the red bars, thanks"

Haha!

What's the matter with it? I rather like its rosy hue.
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Old 04.13.2006, 03:45 PM   #24
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this is indeed true. point taken.

i have no idea what the perfect job would be. i had what i thought was going to be it, but sadly it turned quite quickly into a nightmare.
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Old 04.13.2006, 03:50 PM   #25
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Huh...I don't even get free postage. Well, not as far as I know. Sometimes you can peel stamps from the front of envelopes on the frequent occaisions that the post office forget to stamp them.

Also, I managed to score the architectural plans for the floor of the building I work in. Some men came by to fiddle with some electrical points and left the plans behind... so I took them. They didn't come back looking for them so I'm calling finders keepers on them.
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Old 04.13.2006, 08:25 PM   #26
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Huh...I don't even get free postage. Well, not as far as I know. Sometimes you can peel stamps from the front of envelopes on the frequent occaisions that the post office forget to stamp them.

Also, I managed to score the architectural plans for the floor of the building I work in. Some men came by to fiddle with some electrical points and left the plans behind... so I took them. They didn't come back looking for them so I'm calling finders keepers on them.

now it will be earier for you to plan a robbery or plant a bomb, if you were so inclined.
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Old 04.13.2006, 08:27 PM   #27
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Old 04.13.2006, 08:33 PM   #28
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Yes, I must have your sympothy to live. (ha ha) See, I take things much more lightly now.
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Old 04.14.2006, 08:44 AM   #29
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Yes, I must have your sympothy to live. (ha ha) See, I take things much more lightly now.

Marleypumpkin, when things get especially rough, remember, you could have a harelip. Now that would be tragic.

 
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Old 04.14.2006, 08:45 AM   #30
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I used to go out with a girl with a harelip. Not as severe as the above, I might add. She also had a lisp. And was northern. Tip to girls: lisps and northern accents are unspeakably sexy.
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Old 04.14.2006, 08:49 AM   #31
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Marleypumpkin, when things get especially rough, remember, you could have a harelip. Now that would be tragic.

 

Yes, that would fucking suck. Cool, now everytime I start to get upset on this board, I'll think of that photo & remember how lucky I am not to have a harelip. Eww
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Old 04.14.2006, 08:51 AM   #32
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I used to go out with a girl with a harelip. Not as severe as the above, I might add. She also had a lisp. And was northern. Tip to girls: lisps and northern accents are unspeakably sexy.

We shall all now collectively mourn our inherent inferiority. Although, my lazy eye seems to work for me.
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Old 04.14.2006, 08:54 AM   #33
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Glice:

Did she give good head?

"Lord I apologize for talking about the harelip girl giving head.
& be w/ the starving pigmies in Neuginie. A-Men"
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Old 04.14.2006, 08:56 AM   #34
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A gentleman doesn't talk about such things. Well, I would, but I know she was into sonic youth and I'm not sure if she's a lurker.

Lazy eyes do it for me as well. If you could throw in gout or some such then I'd be all yours.
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Old 04.14.2006, 08:57 AM   #35
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Old 04.14.2006, 08:59 AM   #36
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I might. I never checked the map to see. Sorry for any misspelled words.
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A gentleman doesn't talk about such things. Well, I would, but I know she was into sonic youth and I'm not sure if she's a lurker.

Lazy eyes do it for me as well. If you could throw in gout or some such then I'd be all yours.

One of my legs is a millimeter shorter than the other - does that count?
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Old 04.14.2006, 09:03 AM   #38
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There's a story I read a while ago. A chap goes into a butchers every day. He has a cane. He leaves the cane in the shop while he goes to the toilet. Every day. During his toilet breaks, the butcher, who finds him incredibly annoying, shaves a milllimetre off of his cane. After a few months, the chaps back is bent to one side, because he never noticed the cane getting shorter.

I'm not sure what the point is, or why I was saying it, but there. There are some words.
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Um... cock. Hehe.
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Old 04.14.2006, 09:04 AM   #40
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