[girlgun]

i mean it. so unless you're GMKU or savage clone, stay out. oh and davenotdead too because he's adorable.

anyway... post girlie recommendations/tips here.

anything from good hair color to your fave moisturizer to an awesome new pair of jeans.

i'll start:

apparently shaving cream (gilette foamy) followed by windex gets nail polish out of carpet. (oh i'm a disaster)

[Cantankerous]

wax, don't shave.

[davenotdead]

i use a goat milk-based body lotion sometimes

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

wax, don't shave.

i approve

[Cantankerous]

l'oreal natural match is good hair colour and contains no ammonia.

always buy at least two boxes of hair colour.

[Pookie]

For the larger ladies: if you're having trouble getting into position with your boyfriend and/or husband, use "sex furniture".

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

wax, don't shave.

do you wax yourself?

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by Pookie

For the larger ladies: if you're having trouble getting into position with your boyfriend and/or husband, use "sex furniture".

pookie... i'm not sure you were mentioned as a safe male, but since you're here... explain this?

[Pookie]

Don't pick your nose in public.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by girlgun

do you wax yourself?

personal questions ftw.

yes.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Don't pick your nose in public.

what about in traffic on the interstate?

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by girlgun

pookie... i'm not sure you were mentioned as a safe male, but since you're here... explain this?

You can buy "wedges" and "ramps" to put under your hips, bum etc, or to prop yourself up with if you're a lard-arse.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

personal questions ftw.

yes.

i thought everyone already knew this

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Don't pick your nose in public.

disregard everything this man says.

Originally Posted by davenotdead

i thought everyone already knew this

not that i'm the one who does it though

if anyone is going to cause me that much pain it's going to be me.

[EMMAh]

When it comes to weird coloured hair dye, Special Effects is my personal favorite. It stays brighter, longer.

Blending brushes can be your eye shadows best friend.

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by Pookie

You can buy "wedges" and "ramps" to put under your hips, bum etc, or to prop yourself up with if you're a lard-arse.

i would think only an especially fat person would need this. like REALLY crazy fat. thank you, pookie. always a help.

i'm sorry that i didn't already know what cantank does with her snatch.

[Cantankerous]

your index finger can also be your eyeshadow's best friend

liquid eyeliner is not worth the trouble

don't wear blush

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by EMMAh

When it comes to weird coloured hair dye, Special Effects is my personal favorite. It stays brighter, longer.

i have totally shared this info of yours, emmah. thank you!

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

your index finger can also be your eyeshadow's best friend

liquid eyeliner is not worth the trouble

don't wear blush

i agree with all that.

i haaaate liquid eyeliners and blush.

i've been using this "make up forever" black eyeliner from sephora and i love it. it stays on and i have smeary eyes. it's around $20 bucks, so not terrible.

[Cantankerous]

blush just looks so tacky.

don't over pluck your eyebrows! i did this for years and i look back now and think how shit i looked.


also: there is a red lipstick for everyone.


don't wear the same colour eyeshadow as your eyes!