Why is it the small shit that is always the last straw? - Page 4

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:16 PM

Stabbing that bloke from the Verve, Richard something, would be brilliant. Just stride up to him on stage midway through his set and then stick a biro in his ear really fast before running away. Amazing.

EDIT: Ashcroft.

Everyneurotic · 09.11.2008, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

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ps i forgot to say earlier, i am sorry to hear yr situation because i know from experience that it sucks, but what you have to do is just deal with it.

you said what i came back to this thread for.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

you said what i came back to this thread for.

and i thought you were going to propose nuking humanity!

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Stabbing that bloke from the Verve, Richard something, would be brilliant. Just stride up to him on stage midway through his set and then stick a biro in his ear really fast before running away. Amazing.

EDIT: Ashcroft.

are you down? let's do it.

who's going to drive?

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:18 PM

Photobucket keeps fucking with my head

(Edward Norton = GIGANTIC FOX)

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:18 PM

is that from american history x?

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

are you down? let's do it.

who's going to drive?

I don't have a license, so you're in charge of wheels. Anyway, we don't need a car. I walk on, casual as fuck, acting like a roadie or something, stab Ashcroft in his ear hole, then run away really fast to the hot air balloon you've got waiting around the back. We float away, maybe to Cuba. Take over the country. Job done!

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

is that from american history x?

Correct.

If I could kill one person, I would have to chose between Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Tyra.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I don't have a license, so you're in charge of wheels. Anyway, we don't need a car. A walk on, stab Ashcroft in his ear hole, then run away really fast to the hot air balloon you've got waiting around the back. We float away, maybe to Cuba. Job done!

how are we going to get there though? someone has to drive.
my license is expired but i can still drive. you might want to consider wearing a seatbelt though. i once got pulled over for going 54 on a 30.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:24 PM

IT GIVES ME THE FUCKING WILLIES

but if you must, kill dr. phil. he's got a license for fucks sakes.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:24 PM

motherfucker i motherfucker i didnt read that post then the word license wtf? fuck this shit.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:26 PM

Tyra Banks. Definitely. That way I could go on Dr Phil and get some counciling afterwrds and have the book I wrote about why I did it plugged on Oprah.

You are looking at a man with his sights on the big picture. Oh yes.

I'd also quite like Leonardo DiCaprio to play me in my Hollywood blockbuster biopic.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:27 PM

i'll kill them all for free.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

how are we going to get there though? someone has to drive.
my license is expired but i can still drive. you might want to consider wearing a seatbelt though. i once got pulled over for going 54 on a 30.

BMXs. It's the only way.

Everyneurotic · 09.11.2008, 08:27 PM

by the way, murder one person? use an axe (if i don't have to dispose of the body, that's what the floorboards are for, innit?).

murder several people? chainsaw.

kill myself? gun blast to the head, paint the wall with my brains.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

BMXs. It's the only way.

we could just flap our arms and fly.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Tyra Banks. Definitely. That way I could go on Dr Phil and get some counciling afterwrds and have the book I wrote about why I did it plugged on Oprah.

You are looking at a man with his sights on the big picture. Oh yes.

I'd also quite like Leonardo DiCaprio to play me in my Hollywood blockbuster biopic.

not tyra no way.

i'll kill you first.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:29 PM

she would look so FIERCE in a coffin.

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:29 PM

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i'll kill them all for free.

I'm thinking that's the best solution, we can do it together. Or do one together and one each on our own.

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:30 PM

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not tyra no way.

i'll kill you first.

We'll give you her body, so you can have... ah... fun with it.

09.11.2008, 08:16 PM	#61
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Stabbing that bloke from the Verve, Richard something, would be brilliant. Just stride up to him on stage midway through his set and then stick a biro in his ear really fast before running away. Amazing. EDIT: Ashcroft.
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09.11.2008, 08:24 PM	#70
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,460	IT GIVES ME THE FUCKING WILLIES but if you must, kill dr. phil. he's got a license for fucks sakes.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,460	motherfucker i motherfucker i didnt read that post then the word license wtf? fuck this shit.
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09.11.2008, 08:26 PM	#72
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Tyra Banks. Definitely. That way I could go on Dr Phil and get some counciling afterwrds and have the book I wrote about why I did it plugged on Oprah. You are looking at a man with his sights on the big picture. Oh yes. I'd also quite like Leonardo DiCaprio to play me in my Hollywood blockbuster biopic.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i'll kill them all for free. __________________ RETIRED
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	by the way, murder one person? use an axe (if i don't have to dispose of the body, that's what the floorboards are for, innit?). murder several people? chainsaw. kill myself? gun blast to the head, paint the wall with my brains. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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