Why is it the small shit that is always the last straw? - Page 3

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

if i had to kill, say, 100 people i would chop them all up with a sword

EXTREMELY good call! Skyllz

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I get the feeling that poisoning might be a bit difficult. Don't you need a degree in chemistry to do that?

Nahhhh, just some shit from around the house or garage. Rat poison or something.

I remember watching a movie when I was younger, where this little Aboriginal Indian woman was with this asshole abusive man. She poised his meal with (I think) rat poison, but he suspected it and made her eat it. So she killed herself rather than having to face him knowing she was trying to kill me. I would too ahaha, but it was brutal to watch her thrash around foaming from the mouth.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i find that bludgeoning would be more my style.

that or a sawed-off shotgun.

then again, for certain people, hanging from a meathook = teh win

a sawed off shotgun sounds good

if i had to kill myself i would certainly blow my head off. leave a mess for the coroner.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Actually, I made one today out of a blade of grass.

What the fuck were you playing to hang in that? A wasp?

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

EXTREMELY good call! Skyllz

the gatling gun!

ps: for cankers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG5uZpqRMzY

after the first scene, skip to 5:30

atari 2600 · 09.11.2008, 08:06 PM

The aesthetic sensualist within is thinking "bare hands," but the ethical man reminds that it's obviously wrong to discuss such things so lightly.

DeadDiscoDildo · 09.11.2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

do you think the cunt is ever going to dare fuck with me again?

for the record i didn't stab ANYONE.

That's why you'll never be as cool as this guy...

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

That's why you'll never be as cool as this guy...

pagoda!

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

What the fuck were you playing to hang in that? A wasp?

I wouldn't kill a wasp.

I was just stoned and fucking around. Believe it or not they're fun to play with.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:08 PM

I wouldn't mind dragging one of these fuckers along to Glasonbury next year.

This Is Not Here · 09.11.2008, 08:09 PM

Do you ever come out of the woods EmmaH? (You must to post on here, at some point) Nothing wrong with it, nature girls are cool.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:10 PM

cracks me up how this thread is now all about murder

This Is Not Here · 09.11.2008, 08:11 PM

You do your work with that demonrail, then I'll drag the fuckers out of glastonbury, so to speak.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

I wouldn't kill a wasp.

I was just stoned and fucking around. Believe it or not they're fun to play with.

What, wasps are? Fuck me. I'm learning shit loads tonight. That the pointy finger is actually your index finger, and that wasps make good playmates. Fucking brilliant. I love learning new stuff. I'm definitely gonna drop the wasp thing into a conversation sometime tomorrow.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

What, wasps are? Fuck me. I'm learning shit loads tonight. That the pointy finger is actually your index finger, and that wasps make good playmates. Fucking brilliant. I love learning new stuff. I'm definitely gonna drop the wasp thing into a conversation sometime tomorrow.

you gotta subscribe to emmah's podcasts yo

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

You do your work with that demonrail, then I'll drag the fuckers out of glastonbury, so to speak.

i'll be sniping the stupid gits from some scaffolding by the stage

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:13 PM

Not wasps, the noose. I don't kill or play with wasps.

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Do you ever come out of the woods EmmaH? (You must to post on here, at some point) Nothing wrong with it, nature girls are cool.

From time to time. I wouldn't if I had the choice.

atari 2600 · 09.11.2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

cracks me up how this thread is now all about murder

Has the opposite effect on me, but I suppose you're right that you gotta learn to laugh at such things.

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 08:14 PM

Throat slitting and curb stomping, two other excellent ways to make someone go.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2008, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

curb stomping

ow, no, that gives me the fucking willies-- too real

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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Throat slitting and curb stomping, two other excellent ways to make someone go. __________________
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