Have you ever received a decent hand job? - Page 2

Toilet & Bowels · 05.11.2007, 10:20 AM

by the time girls get into their 20s it seems they get a grip on how to give a decent handjob. that's my experience anyway.

Richard Pryor on Fire · 05.11.2007, 10:24 AM

The handjob is the great sexual compromise; no guy goes in to a situation crossing his fingers, hoping for the handjob. His eyes are set to the sky, and hopes to cum in some sort of orifice. But the partner is reluctant but also understands that the hard-on is unyielding so it must be appeased, so the handjob is not really a romantic gesture or really a means of pleasure, it's more like a tool to kill a boner and a horny guy.

HECKLER SPRAY · 05.11.2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by A Thousand Threads

yes, i have recieved decent handjobs.

for videos click here -> http://www.youwouldliketowatch-youpervert.com

what the fuck, this link doesn' t work !!

I had some decent hand job, but at times it's like you were doing it with the wrong hand.

pbradley · 05.11.2007, 10:28 AM

I keep thinking about hand modeling gigs when I read the thread title.

And my hands are too skinny/long for that.

MellySingsDoom · 05.11.2007, 05:27 PM

"A job in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Ancient South London proverb, often heard in the Clapham Common area.

05.12.2007, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

"A job in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Ancient South London proverb, often heard in the Clapham Common area.

We all know where you walk your dog, smelly.

atsonicpark · 05.12.2007, 08:32 AM

blowjobs = best
sex doggy style = 2nd best

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handjobs are the worst, and what's weird is, out of 5 possible girls that have tried to give them to me, only one did it well and got me off.. and she was REALLY REALLY REALLY good. i mean, amazing. like, she could get me off quickly with handjobs. but no other girl can. odd.

king_buzzo · 05.12.2007, 08:39 AM

The only thing i've recieved sexually was my hand.

ALIEN ANAL · 05.12.2007, 08:50 AM

yeh me to buzzo me to

king_buzzo · 05.12.2007, 08:51 AM

We're lonely people.

ALIEN ANAL · 05.12.2007, 08:53 AM

sure are

MellySingsDoom · 05.12.2007, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

We all know where you walk your dog, smelly.

"What you doing, smelly?"
"Me, like the Rufus Thomas song says, just walkin' the dog."
"Hmm. so why have you got your cock in that guy's mouth?"
"Just givin' the dog a boner."

sonicl · 05.13.2007, 03:55 AM

I'm still awaiting the appearance of the "Have you ever received a decent frigging" thread from one of the board's ladies.

sonicl · 05.13.2007, 04:14 AM

Oh, and "Have you ever received a decent fisting?" from one of the homosexuals.

MellySingsDoom · 05.13.2007, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Oh, and "Have you ever received a decent fisting?" from one of the homosexuals.

Not into fisting, so "no".

Gulasch Noir · 05.13.2007, 08:51 AM

And what about spit or swallow? In fact I never experienced a girl spitting. It's either swallowing or nothing.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.13.2007, 09:28 AM

i think swallowing is kind of gross

atsonicpark · 05.13.2007, 09:39 AM

my girlfriend won't spit or swallow. she just flat-out won't let it go in her mouth. that's lame. she says it's sour and gross. lame lame lame.

she does let me shoot it on her face though, which is nice..

Toilet & Bowels · 05.13.2007, 09:44 AM

i hate having to kiss girls when they've had jizz in their mouths though, it's slimey and gross

king_buzzo · 05.13.2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i hate having to kiss girls when they've had jizz in their mouths though, it's slimey and gross

Maybe. But it is sexy though... Never seen either...

View Poll Results: Have you ever received a DECENT handjob from someone (other than yourself)?
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05.11.2007, 10:20 AM	#21
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	by the time girls get into their 20s it seems they get a grip on how to give a decent handjob. that's my experience anyway.
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05.11.2007, 10:24 AM	#22
Richard Pryor on Fire 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit. Posts: 709	The handjob is the great sexual compromise; no guy goes in to a situation crossing his fingers, hoping for the handjob. His eyes are set to the sky, and hopes to cum in some sort of orifice. But the partner is reluctant but also understands that the hard-on is unyielding so it must be appeased, so the handjob is not really a romantic gesture or really a means of pleasure, it's more like a tool to kill a boner and a horny guy. __________________ http://pissingaway.blogspot.com/
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05.11.2007, 10:28 AM	#24
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I keep thinking about hand modeling gigs when I read the thread title. And my hands are too skinny/long for that.
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05.11.2007, 05:27 PM	#25
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"A job in the hand is worth two in the bush" Ancient South London proverb, often heard in the Clapham Common area. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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05.12.2007, 08:32 AM	#27
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	blowjobs = best sex doggy style = 2nd best .... handjobs are the worst, and what's weird is, out of 5 possible girls that have tried to give them to me, only one did it well and got me off.. and she was REALLY REALLY REALLY good. i mean, amazing. like, she could get me off quickly with handjobs. but no other girl can. odd. __________________
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05.12.2007, 08:39 AM	#28
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	The only thing i've recieved sexually was my hand.
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05.12.2007, 08:50 AM	#29
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh me to buzzo me to __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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05.12.2007, 08:51 AM	#30
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	We're lonely people.
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05.12.2007, 08:53 AM	#31
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	sure are __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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05.13.2007, 03:55 AM	#33
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I'm still awaiting the appearance of the "Have you ever received a decent frigging" thread from one of the board's ladies.
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05.13.2007, 04:14 AM	#34
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Oh, and "Have you ever received a decent fisting?" from one of the homosexuals.
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05.13.2007, 08:51 AM	#36
Gulasch Noir the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vienna Posts: 862	And what about spit or swallow? In fact I never experienced a girl spitting. It's either swallowing or nothing.
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05.13.2007, 09:28 AM	#37
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	i think swallowing is kind of gross
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05.13.2007, 09:39 AM	#38
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	my girlfriend won't spit or swallow. she just flat-out won't let it go in her mouth. that's lame. she says it's sour and gross. lame lame lame. she does let me shoot it on her face though, which is nice.. __________________
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05.13.2007, 09:44 AM	#39
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	i hate having to kiss girls when they've had jizz in their mouths though, it's slimey and gross
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