Fuck. I can't believe I left that shit in my car.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.25.2009, 11:13 AM

This morning, my girlfriend and I, wake up side-by-side.

"Wanna wake and bake?" she asks.
"Sure," I respond.
"Alright, well get the gas mask."
"It's in the car."
"Oh well, nevermind...we'll just smoke out of something else," she sympathizes.
"No, it's alright. I already have shorts on."

So I head out to my car, and open the backdoor.

No gas mask bong.

What's worse yet, is that I accidentally left my mp3 player in the car, as well. This is also missing.

Fucking savages. Where's a time machine when you need one?

gmku · 04.25.2009, 11:19 AM

This is your brain. (Possessions safely in hand.)

This is your brain on drugs. (Dude, where's my bong?)

'Nuff said.

Alex's Trip · 04.25.2009, 11:21 AM

Will you beat the living fuck out of whoever did it if you find the culprit?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.25.2009, 11:22 AM

I most certainly will. I'll even steal their profile song too.

Alex's Trip · 04.25.2009, 11:25 AM

Good choice.

gmku · 04.25.2009, 11:34 AM

Fucking druggie punk hippie kids. You deserve much worse than a stolen pipe and mp3 player. And after all, what did you think was going to happen if you left your car unlocked. It was like, "Hey, dudes, free stuff in my car! Come and get it over night!" You think they were just going to go like, "Oh, dude, this is wrong. We're ripping off one of our fellow druggies."

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.25.2009, 11:45 AM

Go jerk off to another James Bond flick.

My front doors don't lock.

gmku · 04.25.2009, 11:47 AM

Then don't leave stuff in the car! Oh, the mind of the druggie!

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.25.2009, 11:49 AM

As if you've never accidentally left anything in your car before.

gmku · 04.25.2009, 12:01 PM

I haven't. Nothing that I considered valuable.

But I'm basically just giving you a hard time. If you're going to post the stereotypical "pothead lost something because he forgot" thread, then you'd better be prepared for some backlash.

Danny Himself · 04.25.2009, 12:10 PM

Chill out, grandpa.

gmku · 04.25.2009, 12:12 PM

Ha ha. Come here and let my foot chill out up your sorry ass, sonny.

Danny Himself · 04.25.2009, 12:18 PM

I'm surprised you didn't tell me to go and cut you a switch.

WHATEVER THAT MEANS

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 04.25.2009, 12:43 PM

For the record:

I've been stoned plenty of times, and have always remembered to retrieve all valuables out of my car. This instance is not to be blamed on marijuana, but on the thieves, and my own carelessness at the time.

Also, I've hung out with some pretty scummy, car hopping, fucks before. You'd be surprised what kind of valuables many assumingly sober individuals leave in their cars.

greedrex · 04.25.2009, 12:54 PM

"Little shits"

flophousefloozie · 04.25.2009, 12:56 PM

Cars have windows that are easily broken. Sometimes, it's best to just leave your car unlocked, so you don't have things stolen, and a window or two to replace.

Glice · 04.25.2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

WHATEVER THAT MEANS

This.

Danny Himself · 04.25.2009, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

This.

I was kidding, I know what it means from Richard Pryor's routine on the matter. But thanks anyway.

joe11121 · 04.25.2009, 03:57 PM

Although, I don't do drugs or anything. It does suck to have things stolen from you. Especially stuff that is damn-near impossible to retrieve again.

floatingslowly · 04.25.2009, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

Where's a time machine when you need one?

I've got one.

I used it to travel back in time and jack yr shit shortly after yr "Fuck. I can't believe I left that shit in my car and nothing happened" thread.

wow this thing is smelly, don't you ever clean it? fucking druggie punk hippie kids.

04.25.2009, 11:13 AM	#1
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	This morning, my girlfriend and I, wake up side-by-side. "Wanna wake and bake?" she asks. "Sure," I respond. "Alright, well get the gas mask." "It's in the car." "Oh well, nevermind...we'll just smoke out of something else," she sympathizes. "No, it's alright. I already have shorts on." So I head out to my car, and open the backdoor. No gas mask bong. What's worse yet, is that I accidentally left my mp3 player in the car, as well. This is also missing. Fucking savages. Where's a time machine when you need one?
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04.25.2009, 11:19 AM	#2
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	This is your brain. (Possessions safely in hand.) This is your brain on drugs. (Dude, where's my bong?) 'Nuff said. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Will you beat the living fuck out of whoever did it if you find the culprit? __________________ KALOPSIA
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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	I most certainly will. I'll even steal their profile song too.
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04.25.2009, 11:25 AM	#5
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Good choice. __________________ KALOPSIA
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04.25.2009, 11:34 AM	#6
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Fucking druggie punk hippie kids. You deserve much worse than a stolen pipe and mp3 player. And after all, what did you think was going to happen if you left your car unlocked. It was like, "Hey, dudes, free stuff in my car! Come and get it over night!" You think they were just going to go like, "Oh, dude, this is wrong. We're ripping off one of our fellow druggies." __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.25.2009, 11:45 AM	#7
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Go jerk off to another James Bond flick. My front doors don't lock.
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04.25.2009, 11:47 AM	#8
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Then don't leave stuff in the car! Oh, the mind of the druggie! __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.25.2009, 11:49 AM	#9
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	As if you've never accidentally left anything in your car before.
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04.25.2009, 12:01 PM	#10
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I haven't. Nothing that I considered valuable. But I'm basically just giving you a hard time. If you're going to post the stereotypical "pothead lost something because he forgot" thread, then you'd better be prepared for some backlash. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.25.2009, 12:10 PM	#11
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Chill out, grandpa.
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04.25.2009, 12:12 PM	#12
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ha ha. Come here and let my foot chill out up your sorry ass, sonny. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.25.2009, 12:18 PM	#13
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I'm surprised you didn't tell me to go and cut you a switch. WHATEVER THAT MEANS
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04.25.2009, 12:43 PM	#14
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	For the record: I've been stoned plenty of times, and have always remembered to retrieve all valuables out of my car. This instance is not to be blamed on marijuana, but on the thieves, and my own carelessness at the time. Also, I've hung out with some pretty scummy, car hopping, fucks before. You'd be surprised what kind of valuables many assumingly sober individuals leave in their cars.
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04.25.2009, 12:54 PM	#15
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	"Little shits" __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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04.25.2009, 12:56 PM	#16
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Cars have windows that are easily broken. Sometimes, it's best to just leave your car unlocked, so you don't have things stolen, and a window or two to replace.
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04.25.2009, 03:57 PM	#19
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	Although, I don't do drugs or anything. It does suck to have things stolen from you. Especially stuff that is damn-near impossible to retrieve again.
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