Fuck, Marry, Kill. And why?

Kuwa_Slayne · 05.10.2009, 01:23 PM

Who would you bed, who would you wed, and who would you want dead? Those are the only options. Thor is hovering above you and will brain you with Mjolnir if you deviate.

First up: The amazing Phyllis Diller, the very knowledgeable Dr. Ruth, and the hottest new singing sensation.

demonrail666 · 05.10.2009, 01:34 PM

So we have to choose from those three women?

Kuwa_Slayne · 05.10.2009, 01:35 PM

Word.

Kuwa_Slayne · 05.10.2009, 01:39 PM

I could share my choices if that helps.

I would probably fuck Dr. Ruth. She's a sex therapist and probably knows her shit.

I would marry Phyllis Diller. Hell, she has a sense of humor and might have some dough socked away. Plus, she's into plastic surgery. She might have had some vag rejuvination done.

I would kill the singer. Not my style. Plus she has lip sores.

Better_Than_You · 05.10.2009, 01:39 PM

I Want All Of Them Dead!!111!

Kuwa_Slayne · 05.10.2009, 01:40 PM

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I Want All Of Them Dead!!111!

Beware Mjolnir!

automatic bzooty · 05.10.2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuwa_Slayne

I could share my choices if that helps.

I would probably fuck Dr. Ruth. She's a sex therapist and probably knows her shit.

I would marry Phyllis Diller. Hell, she has a sense of humor and might have some dough socked away. Plus, she's into plastic surgery. She might have had some vag rejuvination done.

I would kill the singer. Not my style. Plus she has lip sores.

this sounds about right.

Kuwa_Slayne · 05.10.2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

this sounds about right.

Yeah, it's a thinking person's game. Like chess.

demonrail666 · 05.10.2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuwa_Slayne

I could share my choices if that helps.

I would probably fuck Dr. Ruth. She's a sex therapist and probably knows her shit.

I would marry Phyllis Diller. Hell, she has a sense of humor and might have some dough socked away. Plus, she's into plastic surgery. She might have had some vag rejuvination done.

I would kill the singer. Not my style. Plus she has lip sores.

These make the most sense to me.

Kuwa_Slayne · 05.10.2009, 02:09 PM

Audrey Tautou, Hope Sandoval, and Nico. One must perish.

automatic bzooty · 05.10.2009, 02:21 PM

nico's already perished!

Kuwa_Slayne · 05.10.2009, 02:27 PM

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nico's already perished!

Yeah, and I would never have a chance in Hell of hitting or marrying Audrey or Hope.

SYRFox · 05.10.2009, 02:43 PM

I'd kill the author of the thread and fuck all three.

demonrail666 · 05.10.2009, 03:27 PM

Audrey Tautou and Hope Sandoval are clearly the same person.

ploesj · 05.10.2009, 04:46 PM

i'm so glad to be straight.

gmku · 05.10.2009, 04:50 PM

1. Cate Blanchett (hot, blond, famous, apparently wealthy)

2. Heather Tesch (weather channel woman, hot, blond, smart, able to stay fucking beautiful even when she's pregnant)

3. The guy who started the Sonics fastfood chain (have you ever eaten at a Sonics?)

Better_Than_You · 05.10.2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

1. Cate Blanchett (hot, blond, famous, apparently wealthy)

2. Heather Tesch (weather channel woman, hot, blond, smart, able to stay fucking beautiful even when she's pregnant)

3. The guy who started the Sonics fastfood chain (have you ever eaten at a Sonics?)

i'd fuck the pregnant chick just to see what it was like, marry cate for the dough (in iowa.) and cheat on her with men, and kill the guy who made sonics. I don't need one more thing temtping me to eat unhealthily. i'm so glad theres only 2 sonics in mn.

gmku · 05.10.2009, 05:16 PM

Iowa? Why Iowa? Is Cate Blanchett in Iowa? oh, fuck, I must move back!

Better_Than_You · 05.10.2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Iowa? Why Iowa? Is Cate Blanchett in Iowa? oh, fuck, I must move back!

no no no

they just legalized gay marriage, so i figure i should give the gay-supporting churches some business and limelight, you know?

gmku · 05.10.2009, 05:22 PM

Oh, I see, you're female. OK. If you do, can I join you for the honeymoon?

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Kuwa_Slayne bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Under Your Bed Posts: 186	I could share my choices if that helps. I would probably fuck Dr. Ruth. She's a sex therapist and probably knows her shit. I would marry Phyllis Diller. Hell, she has a sense of humor and might have some dough socked away. Plus, she's into plastic surgery. She might have had some vag rejuvination done. I would kill the singer. Not my style. Plus she has lip sores. __________________ When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
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Kuwa_Slayne bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Under Your Bed Posts: 186	Audrey Tautou, Hope Sandoval, and Nico. One must perish. __________________ When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Iowa? Why Iowa? Is Cate Blanchett in Iowa? oh, fuck, I must move back! __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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