Hahaha...Ex-boyfriends are hilarious

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 10:19 AM

I just got a message from one. He tried to act like a little jerky hurt puppy. He went on this diatribe trying to say hurtful things and then turn around and try and be cordial.

I told him I didn't even have a reply and gave him best wishes.

Boys are funny.

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 10:19 AM

I realize that you guys don't really give two shits about this, but it was funny to me.

gmku · 05.01.2009, 10:26 AM

I wanna be your boyfriend.

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 10:28 AM

Only if you sing it to me every night.

EVOLghost · 05.01.2009, 10:32 AM

Now I wanna be yr dog.

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 10:34 AM

You can sing that to me too. Ramones and Iggy Pop. yum.

demonrail666 · 05.01.2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NaiveMelody

He went on this diatribe trying to say hurtful things and then turn around and try and be cordial.

This tends to be my main method of communication a week or so into a relationship. Interesting that he waited until after yours was over. He's obviously the thoughtful type.

floatingslowly · 05.01.2009, 10:36 AM

when I "ex" someone, I mean it.

they never hear from me again (and vice versa).

I'm not into carrying around baggage.

then again, I have a reset button that allows me to put them behind me.

you guys should really look into getting reset buttons installed.

Count Mecha · 05.01.2009, 10:36 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5aiDuemgJ4

I bet this guy is your ex-boyfriend.

gmku · 05.01.2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NaiveMelody

Only if you sing it to me every night.

Gladly.

ploesj · 05.01.2009, 10:37 AM

my very first boyfriend still wants me back. it's creepy and hilarious at the same time. we were together for ONE MONTH.

demonrail666 · 05.01.2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

reset buttons.

I've always wanted one of those. I unfortunately got wired up with one of thos 'hate-filled self-loathing' switches instead. Problem is, once it's switched on, it seems incapable of being switched off. Which is a real nuisance.

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Mecha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5aiDuemgJ4

I bet this guy is your ex-boyfriend.

He's not that bad, but he is acting silly. That's ok, he's an ex. I don't have to deal with him much (we are in the same social circle, so we will run into each other).

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Gladly.

sweeeeet.

I just noticed you live in one of my favorite towns.

greedrex · 05.01.2009, 10:46 AM

stop flirting i was there first.

gmku · 05.01.2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NaiveMelody

sweeeeet.

I just noticed you live in one of my favorite towns.

Asheville is very groovy.

NaiveMelody · 05.01.2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Asheville is very groovy.

I lived in Black Mountain for like a nano-second. I always have wanted to move back to the area.

Family and friends have tossed around the idea.

gmku · 05.01.2009, 11:13 AM

Well, come up and pay a visit some time. I even have a spare bedroom so I promise to behave most gentlemanly.

I'm relatively new and haven't checked out everything yet, but I've got one or two haunts. Great record stores. A couple of bars I like. I'm gonna check out the Fine Arts Movie Theater this weekend and see Tokyo.

Kloriel · 05.01.2009, 11:15 AM

hey james

demonrail666 · 05.01.2009, 11:15 AM

Ah yes, the old 'spare room' tactic. I like your style.

05.01.2009, 10:19 AM	#1
NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	I just got a message from one. He tried to act like a little jerky hurt puppy. He went on this diatribe trying to say hurtful things and then turn around and try and be cordial. I told him I didn't even have a reply and gave him best wishes. Boys are funny. __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	I realize that you guys don't really give two shits about this, but it was funny to me. __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I wanna be your boyfriend. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	Only if you sing it to me every night. __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Now I wanna be yr dog.
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NaiveMelody stalker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montgomery, AL Posts: 477	You can sing that to me too. Ramones and Iggy Pop. yum. __________________ I'm just an animal looking for a home and to share the same space for a minute or two.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	when I "ex" someone, I mean it. they never hear from me again (and vice versa). I'm not into carrying around baggage. then again, I have a reset button that allows me to put them behind me. you guys should really look into getting reset buttons installed.
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Count Mecha 100% Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ky Posts: 749	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5aiDuemgJ4 I bet this guy is your ex-boyfriend.
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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	my very first boyfriend still wants me back. it's creepy and hilarious at the same time. we were together for ONE MONTH. __________________ blog flickr
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greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	stop flirting i was there first. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Well, come up and pay a visit some time. I even have a spare bedroom so I promise to behave most gentlemanly. I'm relatively new and haven't checked out everything yet, but I've got one or two haunts. Great record stores. A couple of bars I like. I'm gonna check out the Fine Arts Movie Theater this weekend and see Tokyo. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	hey james __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Ah yes, the old 'spare room' tactic. I like your style.
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