so, my girlfriend shoved her finger in my butt the other day... - Page 22

guest · 11.22.2013, 07:16 AM

hahahaaha it was a joke.

sort of....

Rob Instigator · 11.22.2013, 09:29 AM

lick that ass.

tesla69 · 11.22.2013, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

lick that ass.

can cause hepatitis

Genteel Death · 11.22.2013, 10:52 AM

Simply rubbing your genitals against another person's can potentially give you or them some disease.

Rob Instigator · 11.22.2013, 11:08 AM

kissing the wrong person will give you Herpes. shiiiiiiiit.

Rob Instigator · 11.22.2013, 11:10 AM

you can get hepatitis from plain ol sex too.

!@#$%! · 11.22.2013, 11:18 AM

you can get the flu from shaking hands

and subsequently die of pneumonia

actually, i've heard that people don't generally shake hands in vene-zuela. seems they have a history of plagues

but nature compensates...

Toilet & Bowels · 11.22.2013, 12:11 PM

At least girls have hairless arseholes, my girlfriend has to contend with my anal beard.

Rob Instigator · 11.22.2013, 12:18 PM

Not all girls T&B Many girls have a nimbus of soft butthole hair. dive right in.

Porn stars do not talk much about how they take enemas before anal scenes so that the male members do not come out looking chocolate-dipped.

Rob Instigator · 11.22.2013, 12:19 PM

There is a reason the "brazlian wax" is so popular. girls butthole hair....

!@#$%! · 11.22.2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Not all girls T&B Many girls have a nimbus of soft butthole hair. dive right in.

Porn stars do not talk much about how they take enemas before anal scenes so that the male members do not come out looking chocolate-dipped.

it's not just pornettas that take enemas before anal play. as far as i know, it's a polite convention for anyone who engages in deep probing action.

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

There is a reason the "brazlian wax" is so popular. girls butthole hair....

hair density varies *a lot* among women.

Rob Instigator · 11.22.2013, 02:01 PM

The denser the bush the sweeter the tush?

http://youtu.be/-jB_QM73Slk

!@#$%! · 02.06.2014, 12:09 PM

thank you adam. you never were afraid to open up!

floatingslowly · 02.06.2014, 11:00 PM

then why did she have to shove it?

SONIC GAIL · 02.07.2014, 12:57 AM

I sooo loved adams self assurance and honesty. A rare trait to findthese daze

Kegmama · 02.07.2014, 03:20 PM

this thread was epic.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 02.07.2014, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

i'm just saying if yr gonna eat out yr girl then put up with some shite. no pun inten....wait!!!

Amen. Don't trip, these homiez are just scurred of the pussy. They are literally biting off more than they can chew, so they stay boring. I say, eat up.

Then again..

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Simply rubbing your genitals against another person's can potentially give you or them some disease.

Fucking shit just ruin the entire joy of the 8th grade fucker!

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Originally Posted by guest

don't you feel uncomfortable putting your face somewhere where, at least at some point, liquefied shit has come pouring out? I'd be well horrified about a shower of watery turd fucking drenching me...

You're over thinking it yo

!@#$%! · 01.14.2015, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by blue

Strict business transaction.
2/10 disappointing experience.

a doctor's visit doesn't count as "sex"!

EVOLghost · 01.15.2015, 07:20 PM

Uhh or perhaps it was a prostitute.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 01.15.2015, 09:12 PM

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I have an aversion to pussy eating too though, it's like putting your head into a sauna filled with the most stale air imaginable. irrespective of cleaning etc. Just a horrible experience.

don't be scurred... itz only pussay

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