Best Stoner Stories. - Page 7

!@#$%! · 02.10.2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

you look absurd judging me horrendous in my pot use but your own use or the use of your friends is a-o-k...

where did i say that?

wake up!

acousticrock87 · 02.10.2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

pot is a-o-k!

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demonrail666 · 02.10.2009, 04:45 PM

Pot is great but it hardly justifies the amount of energy people spend deifying it. At the end of the day it's a leaf that, when smoked, somehow makes 80s Power Ballads seem like the greatest thing in the history of mankind. That's the effect it has on me, anyway.

Kyuss = Stoner Rock? pfft. Have these people never actually heard Vixen's 'Edge of a Broken Heart'?

acousticrock87 · 02.10.2009, 04:47 PM

Wikipedia defines stoner rock as "Kyuss."

demonrail666 · 02.10.2009, 04:51 PM

Which only demonstrates Wikipedia's prejudice against big fuck-off choruses.

Rob Instigator · 02.10.2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Pot is great but it hardly justifies the amount of energy people spend deifying it. At the end of the day it's a leaf that, when smoked, somehow makes 80s Power Ballads seem like the greatest thing in the history of mankind. That's the effect it has on me, anyway.

Kyuss = Stoner Rock? pfft. Have these people never actually heard Vixen's 'Edge of a Broken Heart'?

you smoke the flowers not the leaves

demonrail666 · 02.10.2009, 04:56 PM

That may explain the whole Vixen thing.

02.10.2009, 05:34 PM

I just want to have a go at sustaining the whole weight of mass-turdness this thread has produced, even though I can't face its browness alone by myself.

akprodr · 02.10.2009, 06:09 PM

I think I'm off of pot because of the drug war. I really don't like the idea of being associated with the violence.

Guess I'll have to move back to AK where I know the guy who grows it.

phoenix · 02.10.2009, 06:46 PM

getting baked doesnt really evoke great story events in my experience.

The best out-of-it I've had with pot also involved alcohol, codiene, and valium. Though it didn't make me do anything special aside from feeling the love and laying on the floor and being really excited about that.
It is a dumb combo and I really wouldnt do it again.

viewtiful_alan · 02.10.2009, 07:16 PM

Oh man... there was the time I had to talk to cops while baked because I was a witness to my friend's suicide.. that one isn't very funny though.

I sell more than I actually smoke. That's led to some fun... not much fun: finding out your girlfriends dad (girlfriend is totally anti smoking) used to buy weed from you.

There was the time I some how wound up skateboarding on an ice rink... I dont' really remember what led up to it but weed was involved.

Um yeah most of my stories are either too drawn out or just sad XD

Lurker · 02.10.2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by akprodr

I think I'm off of pot because of the drug war. I really don't like the idea of being associated with the violence.

Guess I'll have to move back to AK where I know the guy who grows it.

You make fair point. But I get confused, the invasion of Iraq happened because Saddam had massive stockpiles of crack, right?

tesla69 · 02.10.2009, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by akprodr

I think I'm off of pot because of the drug war. I really don't like the idea of being associated with the violence.t.

will you stop using a car or flying in a plane due to the violence around the oil industry?

Lurker · 02.10.2009, 07:32 PM

Oh right, he meant actual violence like in gangs etc. I thought he was making a joke, pretending he had misunderstood the term "war on drugs". So I did a joke pretending to have confused government policy/propaganda.

akprodr · 02.10.2009, 07:56 PM

Yeah, I guess I was a bit vague. I'm talking about the gang/cartel violence in and around mexico and elsewhere. Having people die so that I can get high does not seem right. And yeah, it is largely due to the 'war on drugs'. The war has destabilized the system and everyone is trying to exert their power and gain the authority.

If I knew the stuff was grown locally by an actual stoner, that might be something else.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 02.10.2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Pot is great but it hardly justifies the amount of energy people spend deifying it. At the end of the day it's a leaf that, when smoked, somehow makes 80s Power Ballads seem like the greatest thing in the history of mankind. That's the effect it has on me, anyway.

Kyuss = Stoner Rock? pfft. Have these people never actually heard Vixen's 'Edge of a Broken Heart'?

what kind of power ballads? if we're talkin about Journey then I'm with it

Nevermind · 02.28.2009, 03:57 PM

I wish my life was exciting.

ZEROpumpkins · 03.01.2009, 12:25 AM

Last night we smoked a joint sitting in this quasi-religious symbol on the ground in a park and stared at the clouds. I was convinced that every cloud was some kind of being smoking a bong. We then started laughing for what felt like ages at exactly how baked we were (we shared 2 joints and I punched 7 cones earlier)

cars_willkillyou · 03.01.2009, 04:31 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY

its not my story, "per say," but it is a story of a police officer. enjoy.

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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Pot is great but it hardly justifies the amount of energy people spend deifying it. At the end of the day it's a leaf that, when smoked, somehow makes 80s Power Ballads seem like the greatest thing in the history of mankind. That's the effect it has on me, anyway. Kyuss = Stoner Rock? pfft. Have these people never actually heard Vixen's 'Edge of a Broken Heart'?
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02.10.2009, 04:47 PM	#124
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Wikipedia defines stoner rock as "Kyuss."
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02.10.2009, 04:51 PM	#125
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Which only demonstrates Wikipedia's prejudice against big fuck-off choruses.
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02.10.2009, 04:56 PM	#127
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	That may explain the whole Vixen thing.
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02.10.2009, 05:34 PM	#128
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	I just want to have a go at sustaining the whole weight of mass-turdness this thread has produced, even though I can't face its browness alone by myself.
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02.10.2009, 06:09 PM	#129
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	I think I'm off of pot because of the drug war. I really don't like the idea of being associated with the violence. Guess I'll have to move back to AK where I know the guy who grows it. __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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02.10.2009, 06:46 PM	#130
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	getting baked doesnt really evoke great story events in my experience. The best out-of-it I've had with pot also involved alcohol, codiene, and valium. Though it didn't make me do anything special aside from feeling the love and laying on the floor and being really excited about that. It is a dumb combo and I really wouldnt do it again. __________________ tiny and lost.
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02.10.2009, 07:16 PM	#131
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	Oh man... there was the time I had to talk to cops while baked because I was a witness to my friend's suicide.. that one isn't very funny though. I sell more than I actually smoke. That's led to some fun... not much fun: finding out your girlfriends dad (girlfriend is totally anti smoking) used to buy weed from you. There was the time I some how wound up skateboarding on an ice rink... I dont' really remember what led up to it but weed was involved. Um yeah most of my stories are either too drawn out or just sad XD __________________
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02.10.2009, 07:32 PM	#134
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Oh right, he meant actual violence like in gangs etc. I thought he was making a joke, pretending he had misunderstood the term "war on drugs". So I did a joke pretending to have confused government policy/propaganda.
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02.10.2009, 07:56 PM	#135
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	Yeah, I guess I was a bit vague. I'm talking about the gang/cartel violence in and around mexico and elsewhere. Having people die so that I can get high does not seem right. And yeah, it is largely due to the 'war on drugs'. The war has destabilized the system and everyone is trying to exert their power and gain the authority. If I knew the stuff was grown locally by an actual stoner, that might be something else. __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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02.28.2009, 03:57 PM	#137
Nevermind little trouble girl Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 64	I wish my life was exciting.
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03.01.2009, 12:25 AM	#138
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Last night we smoked a joint sitting in this quasi-religious symbol on the ground in a park and stared at the clouds. I was convinced that every cloud was some kind of being smoking a bong. We then started laughing for what felt like ages at exactly how baked we were (we shared 2 joints and I punched 7 cones earlier) __________________
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03.01.2009, 04:31 AM	#139
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY its not my story, "per say," but it is a story of a police officer. enjoy. __________________
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