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I really don't understand how twerking is becoming the preppy white girl dance of choice. Its like, "Chill out girl, have you even been to the Hood before?" Meh. Twerking used to be the raunchiest, most ghetto-fab, low-life chick dance on the block. Its was like, "Getting laid? Yes. Call em back the next day? Hell nah." Now? How is twerking a legitimate dance? Really? Has America either gotten that lame or that horny? We have to watch all kinds of flat-booty chicks embarrass themselves on TV and especially youtube?

Tell you bout a day I had, saw nothing but chicks with no ass.. I told myself, I must need glasses, where are those chicks with big fat asses?

 

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

i agree. the flat-booty chicks need to leave the twerking alone and chill (literally) with the pork and beans.

 

(gang signs? seizure? both?)