Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Father" - Page 2

Jt · 04.04.2007, 11:52 AM

But then Jones wasn't around even in their '70s pomp.

gmku · 04.04.2007, 12:09 PM

No, he wasn't. Though his ghost surely must have haunted the circumstance, no?

!@#$%! · 04.04.2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Ah, too bad. You'll never know the joys of true and unadulturated rock idol worship... I feel sorry for kids today.

i blame this guy

gmku · 04.04.2007, 12:35 PM

Please don't drag Phil Collins into this...

!@#$%! · 04.04.2007, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Please don't drag Phil Collins into this...

damn, they do look a lot alike...

Rob Instigator · 04.04.2007, 01:00 PM

ian you bastard!

startur · 04.04.2007, 03:12 PM

funny guy....

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/..._id=1003567136

Keith Richards: Snorting Comment A Joke

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was joking when he said that he once snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine, his spokesperson said today (April 4). His comments appeared in an interview with music magazine NME, which hit newsstands in Britain earlier in the day.

"He has said he was joking," a spokesperson for the 63-year-old rocker said. There was no further comment about why Richards made the statement.

In the interview, Richards told NME, "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at age 84.

A spokesperson at the magazine said late yesterday, when the remarks were first reported, that the story was genuine and the comments were not a late April Fool's joke.

SynthethicalY · 04.04.2007, 03:18 PM

Funny man, he is now my idol.

gmku · 04.04.2007, 04:31 PM

Oh, you late bloomers...

Norma J · 04.04.2007, 07:11 PM

^You get very defensive over your Stones.

"I liked them first!"

I bought a Stones book called "First 30 years" or something along the lines. It dates everything they did within the first 30 years of their career. Accompanied by some fantastic photos. Was $10. I find it hard resisting Stones things when I find them.

gmku · 04.04.2007, 07:14 PM

Fine, fine, you kids can like them, too. Go ahead.

gmku · 04.04.2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

^You get very defensive over your Stones.

"I liked them first!"

I bought a Stones book called "First 30 years" or something along the lines. It dates everything they did within the first 30 years of their career. Accompanied by some fantastic photos. Was $10. I find it hard resisting Stones things when I find them.

Keep yer eyes peeled for Roy Carr's Illustrated Record of the Rolling Stones (out of print, though), and Robert Greenfield's STP: A journey through America with the Rolling Stones.

Danny Himself · 04.04.2007, 07:17 PM

What a stupid bastard.

I wonder what will kill him.

gmku · 04.04.2007, 07:34 PM

Good question.Will it be poison put in his glass? Will it be slow or will it be fast? The bite of a snake? The sting of a spider? A drink of Belladonna on a Toussaint night? Hiding in a corner in New York City? Lookin' down a fourty-four in West Virginia?

youthoftomorrow · 04.04.2007, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Good question.Will it be poison put in his glass? Will it be slow or will it be fast? The bite of a snake? The sting of a spider? A drink of Belladonna on a Toussaint night? Hiding in a corner in New York City? Lookin' down a fourty-four in West Virginia?

Colonel Mustard in the study with the candlestick?

krastian · 04.05.2007, 01:09 AM

They were even talking about this on ESPN today.

atari 2600 · 04.05.2007, 10:44 AM

Conan did a bit on it last night with "Keith Richards" as a videoscreen "guest."

atari 2600 · 04.05.2007, 10:51 AM

Bush has admitted to abusing alcohol until he was age 40. Some critics have suggested that he used illegal drugs (cocaine and/or marijuana)...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

President Bush's cocaine possession arrest and alleged cocaine use was an issue in the 2000 election. It fizzled. He refused to either admit or deny using the drug...
http://www.talkleft.com/story/2004/09/07/758/41020

Federal law enforcement agents have at different times witnessed President Bush doing lines of cocaine in the early morning hours at the White House and ...
http://tomflocco.com/fs/SecretServIntelSay.htm

Bush supported increased penalties for possession and signed the legislation mandating jail time for people caught with less than a single gram of cocaine...
http://www.cocaine.org/george-bush/index.html

Uh! Backwards!

C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! (c'mon!)

Oh no, struck by greased lightning
F'ed by the same last name, you know what?
China ain't never givin back that god damned plane
Must got this whole nation trained on some kennel ration
Refrain, the same train, full of cocaine, blows the brain
Have you forgotten? I've been through the first term of rotten
The father, the son and the holy Bush-shit we all in
Don't look at me, I ain't callin for no assasination
I'm just sayin, sayin
Who voted for that asshole of your nation?
Deja Bush, crushed by the headrush, when I wrote the bumrush
Saw you salute to the then Vice Pres
Who did what RayGun [Reagan] said
And then became prez himself, went for delf
Knee deep in his damned self
Stuck in a three headed bucket, a trilateral Bush-shit
Sorry ain't no better way of puttin it
No you cannot freestyle this
Cause you still ain't free
If I fight for y'all then they get me
How many o y'all is comin to get me?
None! Cause it's easier to forget me
Ain't that a Bush, son of a Bush is here all up in yo zone
You ain't never heard so much soul to the bone
I told y'all when the first Bush was tappin my telephone
Spy vs. Spy, can't truss em, as you salute to the illuminati
Y'know what? Take yo ass to your one millionth party!

He's the son of a Baaaaaad man
The son of a bad...
He's the son of a Baaaaaad man
Son of a bad..........

Now here's the pitch
Hiding inside certified genocide
Ain't that a Bush, repeat ain't that a Bush?
Out of nowhere headed to the hot house
Killed 135 at the last count
Texas Bounce! Texas Bounce! (c'mon)
Cats in a cage got a ghost of a chance
Of comin back from your whack-ass killin machine
Son of a Bush, ain't that a son of a Bush
Cats doin bids for the same Bush-shit that you did (the father)
Serial killer kid, uhh! Serial killer kid
Go on!

He's the son of a Baaaaaad man
The son of a bad...
He's the son of a Baaaaaad man
Son of a bad.........

the father, the son...
the father, the son...
(go on, better go on)
the father, the son, and the holy Bush-shit
The father...
The father...

Coke is the real thing
Used to make you swing
Used to be yo thing
Daddy had you under his wing
Uhh, son of a Bush
Bringin kilos to fill up silos
You probably sniffed piles
Got inmates in Texas scrubbin tiles
That shit is wild
That shit is wild CIA child
That shit is wild CIA child......

He's the son of a Baaaaaad man
The son of a bad...
He's the son of a Baaaaaad man
Son of a bad......

Son of a bad, man

Rob Instigator · 04.05.2007, 10:53 AM

One day you will all wake up and turn on the TV or radio an dhear news of conan o'brien having been assaulted by an unknown individual who proceeded to shove ripe shit up his nose and in his eyes giving conan the infections you get when someone shoves shit in your eye and how his head was ahved bvald a la britney o'connor and how every single person that has ever known him or worked with him saw the news and laughed and screamed "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME THAT ASSHOLE GOT HIS!"

04.04.2007, 11:52 AM	#21
Jt children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 345	But then Jones wasn't around even in their '70s pomp. __________________ Album of the Week: Pylon Gyrate 1980
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04.04.2007, 12:09 PM	#22
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	No, he wasn't. Though his ghost surely must have haunted the circumstance, no? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.04.2007, 12:35 PM	#24
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Please don't drag Phil Collins into this... __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.04.2007, 01:00 PM	#26
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	ian you bastard! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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04.04.2007, 03:12 PM	#27
startur bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ottawa Posts: 114	funny guy.... http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/..._id=1003567136 Keith Richards: Snorting Comment A Joke Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was joking when he said that he once snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine, his spokesperson said today (April 4). His comments appeared in an interview with music magazine NME, which hit newsstands in Britain earlier in the day. "He has said he was joking," a spokesperson for the 63-year-old rocker said. There was no further comment about why Richards made the statement. In the interview, Richards told NME, "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at age 84. A spokesperson at the magazine said late yesterday, when the remarks were first reported, that the story was genuine and the comments were not a late April Fool's joke.
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04.04.2007, 03:18 PM	#28
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Funny man, he is now my idol.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Oh, you late bloomers... __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.04.2007, 07:11 PM	#30
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	^You get very defensive over your Stones. "I liked them first!" I bought a Stones book called "First 30 years" or something along the lines. It dates everything they did within the first 30 years of their career. Accompanied by some fantastic photos. Was $10. I find it hard resisting Stones things when I find them. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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04.04.2007, 07:14 PM	#31
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Fine, fine, you kids can like them, too. Go ahead. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.04.2007, 07:17 PM	#33
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	What a stupid bastard. I wonder what will kill him.
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04.04.2007, 07:34 PM	#34
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Good question.Will it be poison put in his glass? Will it be slow or will it be fast? The bite of a snake? The sting of a spider? A drink of Belladonna on a Toussaint night? Hiding in a corner in New York City? Lookin' down a fourty-four in West Virginia? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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04.05.2007, 01:09 AM	#36
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	They were even talking about this on ESPN today. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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04.05.2007, 10:44 AM	#37
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Conan did a bit on it last night with "Keith Richards" as a videoscreen "guest."
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04.05.2007, 10:51 AM	#38
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Bush has admitted to abusing alcohol until he was age 40. Some critics have suggested that he used illegal drugs (cocaine and/or marijuana)... http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search President Bush's cocaine possession arrest and alleged cocaine use was an issue in the 2000 election. It fizzled. He refused to either admit or deny using the drug... http://www.talkleft.com/story/2004/09/07/758/41020 Federal law enforcement agents have at different times witnessed President Bush doing lines of cocaine in the early morning hours at the White House and ... http://tomflocco.com/fs/SecretServIntelSay.htm Bush supported increased penalties for possession and signed the legislation mandating jail time for people caught with less than a single gram of cocaine... http://www.cocaine.org/george-bush/index.html Uh! Backwards! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! (c'mon!) Oh no, struck by greased lightning F'ed by the same last name, you know what? China ain't never givin back that god damned plane Must got this whole nation trained on some kennel ration Refrain, the same train, full of cocaine, blows the brain Have you forgotten? I've been through the first term of rotten The father, the son and the holy Bush-shit we all in Don't look at me, I ain't callin for no assasination I'm just sayin, sayin Who voted for that asshole of your nation? Deja Bush, crushed by the headrush, when I wrote the bumrush Saw you salute to the then Vice Pres Who did what RayGun [Reagan] said And then became prez himself, went for delf Knee deep in his damned self Stuck in a three headed bucket, a trilateral Bush-shit Sorry ain't no better way of puttin it No you cannot freestyle this Cause you still ain't free If I fight for y'all then they get me How many o y'all is comin to get me? None! Cause it's easier to forget me Ain't that a Bush, son of a Bush is here all up in yo zone You ain't never heard so much soul to the bone I told y'all when the first Bush was tappin my telephone Spy vs. Spy, can't truss em, as you salute to the illuminati Y'know what? Take yo ass to your one millionth party! He's the son of a Baaaaaad man The son of a bad... He's the son of a Baaaaaad man Son of a bad.......... Now here's the pitch Hiding inside certified genocide Ain't that a Bush, repeat ain't that a Bush? Out of nowhere headed to the hot house Killed 135 at the last count Texas Bounce! Texas Bounce! (c'mon) Cats in a cage got a ghost of a chance Of comin back from your whack-ass killin machine Son of a Bush, ain't that a son of a Bush Cats doin bids for the same Bush-shit that you did (the father) Serial killer kid, uhh! Serial killer kid Go on! He's the son of a Baaaaaad man The son of a bad... He's the son of a Baaaaaad man Son of a bad......... the father, the son... the father, the son... (go on, better go on) the father, the son, and the holy Bush-shit The father... The father... Coke is the real thing Used to make you swing Used to be yo thing Daddy had you under his wing Uhh, son of a Bush Bringin kilos to fill up silos You probably sniffed piles Got inmates in Texas scrubbin tiles That shit is wild That shit is wild CIA child That shit is wild CIA child...... He's the son of a Baaaaaad man The son of a bad... He's the son of a Baaaaaad man Son of a bad...... Son of a bad, man
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	One day you will all wake up and turn on the TV or radio an dhear news of conan o'brien having been assaulted by an unknown individual who proceeded to shove ripe shit up his nose and in his eyes giving conan the infections you get when someone shoves shit in your eye and how his head was ahved bvald a la britney o'connor and how every single person that has ever known him or worked with him saw the news and laughed and screamed "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME THAT ASSHOLE GOT HIS!" __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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