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View Poll Results: Which way do you prefer?
poached 1 3.85%
fried over easy 0 0%
fried sunny side up 4 15.38%
fried medium 1 3.85%
fried hard 0 0%
soft-boiled 1 3.85%
hard-boiled 2 7.69%
scrambled or scrambled with cheese 11 42.31%
huevos rancheros 2 7.69%
I don't eat eggs...they come from a chicken's ass. 4 15.38%
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Old 11.03.2006, 10:25 AM   #1
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What about raw in a glass with a tobasco sauce chaser? Now that's good eatin'...good drinking too.
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Old 11.03.2006, 10:32 AM   #2
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couper dans les moitiés et Américains bourrés les appelle les diables.
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Old 11.03.2006, 10:37 AM   #3
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Usually huevos rancheros or hard-boiled for me.
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Old 11.03.2006, 10:39 AM   #4
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couper dans les moitiés et Américains bourrés les appelle les diables.

Deviled eggs would fall under hard-boiled, smarty-pants.
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Old 11.03.2006, 10:40 AM   #5
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Old 11.03.2006, 10:42 AM   #6
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No embyro for you then.

Makes me think of that Saturday Night Live Weekend Update segment about the vegetarian magazine called "So Very Weak."
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Old 11.03.2006, 11:24 AM   #7
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Huevos rancheros, but I like them in a lot of different ways.
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Old 11.03.2006, 11:53 AM   #8
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Burns, too, is dejected. He sits in his office to mull things over.

Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know, Smithers.
[A rock crashes through the window]
Ooh, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Smithers: I think it's a rock, sir.
Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that.

-"Burns' Heir"
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Old 11.03.2006, 01:04 PM   #9
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scrambled with a little bit of cheese.
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Old 11.03.2006, 01:06 PM   #10
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unfertilised.
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Old 11.03.2006, 01:08 PM   #11
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Sunny side up.

Homer: That egg could've killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Ah, but while it has been proven that eggs contain cholesterol, there is still no proof that they actively increase the amount of cholesterol in the bloodstream.
Homer: So those Egg Council creeps have got to you too, 'eh?
Lenny: Oh, no Homer, it ain't like that!
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Old 11.03.2006, 01:14 PM   #12
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I used to eat 'em poached as a kid.
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Old 11.03.2006, 01:44 PM   #13
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Old 11.03.2006, 02:16 PM   #14
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how do you like your eggs in the moring
i like mine with a kiss
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Old 06.20.2007, 08:04 AM   #15
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scrambled, or sunny side up. If they are sunny side up i wont eat the white bit though.
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Old 06.20.2007, 08:43 AM   #16
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poach or fry them them, put them in a pita bread, very nice.
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Old 06.20.2007, 08:49 AM   #17
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Old 06.20.2007, 08:49 AM   #18
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I hate eggs, I think they're absolutely disgusting, man, they stink!
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Old 06.20.2007, 09:00 AM   #19
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Sunny side up.

Homer: That egg could've killed you by cholesterol.
Lenny: Ah, but while it has been proven that eggs contain cholesterol, there is still no proof that they actively increase the amount of cholesterol in the bloodstream.
Homer: So those Egg Council creeps have got to you too, 'eh?
Lenny: Oh, no Homer, it ain't like that!

YOU BETTER RUN EGG!!!!!!

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