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Old 07.28.2009, 03:56 PM   #19421
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:04 PM   #19422
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so...my minion just got off the phone with her good friend who owns a bridal store.

some "gross hillbilly" with "long greasy hair" came in her store wanting to try on dresses.

she's apparently helped quite a few guys try on wedding dresses and typically has no problem with it.

then again, yr typical male wedding dress shopper isn't covered in "open back sores" and rarely (if ever) bleeds on the new dresses.

she was happy just to have him out of the store. I'm a firm believer in "you bleed on it, you buy it". now that he's gone, her only recourse is bleach and lysol.

fucking humans.
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:05 PM   #19423
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the blue different vital=plug-in of the sky with the FUCKNAM=vaio-code of the artificial sun that does the hybrid modem=heart of her era respiration-byte that exterminated....our hydromaniac existence-code rave is rendered=>the internal organ consciousness that turned into the genomics cyber crime system of the drug embryo the tragedy-ROM of the cadaver feti guy 3D to HYPE thread. ur acidHUMANIX_murder-protocol the soul/gram of the reptilian form of the drug embryo is emulated to the internal organ medium of the cold-blooded disease made of retro-ADAM the mass of flesh-module with the browser of the techno-junkies' cadaver mechanism....
:the escape circuit of the techno-junkies' era respiration-byte to I suck the soul/gram of her cadaver feti performance the BDSM_mass of flesh-modules of hydromania is omitted****the gene=TV system that the data=mutant cold-blooded disease animals of the artificial sun exceeded the game of the drug embryo battle so acid the genomics parasite guy made of retro-ADAM who hunting for the grotesque the ecstasy of the cadaver mechanism of chemical=anthropoids explodes--.
ur different vital=plug-in emulates****of hydromania that reproduces techno-junkies' vital-junk soul/gram to a hyperreal reptilian form to the body system made of retro-ADAM with the tragedy-ROM of the era respiration-byte that crashed the nightmare continent=streaming of the boy roid nature that rapes her nude vaio-code****the desire-protocol creatures that chromosomal aberration was rendered the cadaver feti eyeball device of the artificial sun the vital icon of her data=mutant=level that was sucked to non-resettable acid so PLAY is infected with the murder gimmick planet of the chemical=anthropoids that dashes....
:so accelerating the terror fear=cells of the dogs the vital icon that crashed to the techno-junkies' reptilian form digital=vamp with the cadaver feti gene=TV system of the drug embryo the body joint of her era respiration-byte to the hydromaniac emulators of the artificial sun script>>>>I perceive the rave reaction of the cadaver mechanism of chemical=anthropoids....the continent medium made of retro-ADAM different vital=plug-in of boy roid nature. I ill-treat....the acidHUMANIX_tragedy-ROM of her chromosomal aberration the murder-protocol state body fluid of retro-ADAM that hung up....DNA=channel with the trash sensor nightmare of data=mutants is secreted....
:HIV made of retro-ADAM hydromania that reproduce our data=mutant tragedy-ROM to the brain universe that was infected shout was emulated=of=the mass of flesh-module....the virus of the dogs that hyperlinked to the murder region of her acidHUMANIX_soul/gram so LOAD with the era respiration-byte different vital=plug-in to the cadaver feti gene=TV system that accelerates.... The existence-code that sucked techno-junkies' acid is blasted....the chloroform larvas of the cadaver city do her technocrisis mass of flesh PLAY.
:the BDSM circuit of chemical=anthropoids--the genome of hydromania that does her data=mutant soul/gram to the spiral mechanism in a different vital=plug state guerrilla rave=the human body pill of the era respiration-byte is input with the speed of the scream that linked.
:her human body pill of the dogs which invade the murder-protocol that accelerated the mass of flesh-module of the acidHUMANIX_scream that hung up the game--the emulating possible BDSM circuit of a chemical=anthropoid does her technocrisis cadaver feti emotional quantum decay to acid hallucination!
:her acid modem=heart the brain system made of retro-ADAM that was infected HIV....the rape_body joint different vital=plug-in of techno-junkies' soul/gram switching the neurotransmitter of the cadaver feti performance of acidHUMAN that emulates to the blue of the sky rave flip on....
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:19 PM   #19424
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fucking humans.

uh. gross.
humans are indeed the most vile species on ur planet.
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:21 PM   #19425
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:21 PM   #19426
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ur planet.

hey! don't lay that shit on me.

I'm Betelgeusian.
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:22 PM   #19427
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I'm strangely attracted to humans. Oh the shame.
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:35 PM   #19428
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hey! don't lay that shit on me.

I'm Betelgeusian.
zaphod beeblebrox, is that you?
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:37 PM   #19429
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I'm strangely attracted to humans. Oh the shame.

we call that beastiality in these here parts. and its illegal.
but down in OK where that floslobot guy resides, its all good n the hood.
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:40 PM   #19430
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:40 PM   #19431
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Re: Zombie

lol I'll have to learn to keep my perversion well under wraps when visiting earth then.

hmm well floaty did say he wanted to once...
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:41 PM   #19432
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:47 PM   #19433
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Old 07.28.2009, 04:51 PM   #19434
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For some reason I'm liking female vocals in rock more than I used to.
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Old 07.28.2009, 06:16 PM   #19435
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Old 07.28.2009, 06:24 PM   #19436
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Old 07.28.2009, 06:28 PM   #19437
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Old 07.28.2009, 08:27 PM   #19438
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After smoking all that bud, yes.
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Old 07.28.2009, 08:38 PM   #19439
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Old 07.28.2009, 08:51 PM   #19440
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