Man blames cat for child porn

Anngella · 08.07.2009, 07:38 PM

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...,6415792.story

MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

atsonicpark · 08.07.2009, 07:48 PM

Sounds believable to me.

He certainly doesn't look like a creepy fucker or anything!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 08.07.2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

creepy fucker or anything!

so does a creepy fucker fuck creep?

viewtiful_alan · 08.07.2009, 07:53 PM

You've lost me suchfriends.
I've gotten used to it by this point though...

noisereductions · 08.07.2009, 10:07 PM

that's funny, cuz when Barbara Walters interviewed dude's cat, Sparkles -- Sparkles said that the dude was a creep. A creep that would often try to get him "tipsy" for some strange reason. Hmm.

Sonic Youth Gossip · 08.07.2009, 10:28 PM

caz · 08.07.2009, 10:36 PM

haha, wow that is one creepy mothafucka! Shit man one look at him and you can tell he forced his cat to download it.

Youth_Against_Facism · 08.08.2009, 02:27 AM

Hey! That's my dad! Shhiiiiiiit!!!

Sonic Youth Gossip · 08.08.2009, 02:40 AM

Surely he said that to humor the police, he must know there's no way they'd believe him.

Jeremy · 08.08.2009, 03:13 AM

I believe him. I mean, why would he lie?

Future note to all pedofiles out there: If you're going to make up a batshit crazy story, as least make it believable!

~Jeremy~

ploesj · 08.08.2009, 03:49 AM

best excuse ever. at leat blame a human being!

caz · 08.08.2009, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeremy

I believe him. I mean, why would he lie?

Future note to all pedofiles out there: If you're going to make up a batshit crazy story, as least make it believable!

~Jeremy~

How? A batshit crazy story is basically the opposite of believable? isn't it?

Phlegmscope · 08.08.2009, 12:48 PM

That fucking cat! always clawing curtains and downloading child porn.

godsfavoritedog · 08.08.2009, 12:55 PM

Green Magnesium · 08.09.2009, 07:11 PM

I'm shocked this hasn't yet made an appearance:

pbradley · 08.09.2009, 07:45 PM

08.07.2009, 07:38 PM	#1
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...,6415792.story MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer. Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release. Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states. Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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