[greenbird]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

Usually,
I'll pick her up and we'll go eat somewhere
If she likes liquor, we'll have a couple of drinks
If she likes wine, I'll order 2-3 bottles of wine
I get to know her, ask her a bunch of questions about herself
I'm really chatty, so asking her questions helps me from talking too much
Then from there I ask if she wants to:
A.) Go to a party
B.) Go to a club/bar
C.) Go to a concert (If and only there's a good show that night. I know someone who hooks me up with tickets even when the show is sold out.)
D.) The movies
E.) Go to a play
F.) or we just hang out at the restaurant and drink/talk
After that, it's all up in the air

A true master

[EMMAh]

I'd say so.

No wonder he's surrounded by pretty ladies all the time.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

I forgot to add that I ask what she wants to do based on what I've learned from her and what kind of thing I think that she'll be into.
I don't ask if she wants to do all those things.

[Cantankerous]

you're a pimp.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you're a pimp.

hahaha thanks dear

 

[✌➬]

Needless to say there is a second date this Thursday.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

You the catcher or the pitcher?

[✌➬]

That really pushing it, don't you think? But I am mostly the pitcher.

[krastian]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

hahaha thanks dear

 

Let me talk to Sampson!!

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

*I want to talk to Samspon!

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

um.

i don't think fucking counts as a date.

oh sorry no actually. i bummed a cig off him. then came the fucking.


rly at the end of the day i don't give two shits about going out and the whole thing. the wine and the questions and all. no. just gimme a cigarette.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Bitch!
You know what I want!
Hahahahaha!
I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!
'Cause it's hard being black and gifted!
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
Everybody knows in my neighborhood!
It's the bestest around!
Sampsons shit is blessed!
Got the whole town on lock down!

[Everyneurotic]

you must spread more bloodlet games before giving some to floslo. (my favorite part is the hindsight of your story).

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i don't go on dates; i've taken girls to the movies and to restaurants but not the whole "pick you up at 7" deal. i hate that kind of formality.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

You can be a smooth ass motherfucka and not make it so "pick you at up 7" ish

[Everyneurotic]

that's right.

[girlgun]

i've never been on a date.

and i don't fucking look like vampira. jesus.

[floatingslowly]

oooOOooo! somebody's in troubbbbbbllllllle.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

Bitch!
You know what I want!
Hahahahaha!
I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!
'Cause it's hard being black and gifted!
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
Everybody knows in my neighborhood!
It's the bestest around!
Sampsons shit is blessed!
Got the whole town on lock down!

damn crypto, where do you get all of your bad ass signatures? It never fails to impress me how you change yr signature to be related to the funniest shit from the most random thread, its like illustrating the Board sometimes.