What's on your mind today? - Page 3

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 02:01 PM

I'm thinking about firing my minion.

already today, she's told me that I'm disgusting. actually, forget that. I'm not sure what I said, and she could be right.

the worst part is, she refuses to believe me that Machu Picchu was created by laser beams.

nobody EVER believes a word I say.

dirty bunny · 08.13.2009, 02:05 PM

When you can't trust your minions, who can you trust?

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 02:11 PM

I have attempted explaining to her that the ONLY correct response is "yes, my master" but all that earns me is an evil stare.

I have no idea what to do about it.

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 03:06 PM

now she's trying to get me to smell the back of her watch because she knows it makes me gag.

why must people always torment me so?

dirty bunny · 08.13.2009, 03:40 PM

lol Where's Barbara Eden when you need her, eh?

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.13.2009, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

now she's trying to get me to smell the back of her watch because she knows it makes me gag.

why must people always torment me so?

The back of a watch is a fucked up smell.

Dead-Air · 08.13.2009, 08:15 PM

My grandma died Tuesday and a co-worker's daughter was killed Monday. My wife is currently reconsidering our marriage. I didn't go to work today. Cheerful stuff basically...

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 08:38 PM

^^^ at least yr stable.

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

My grandma died Tuesday and a co-worker's daughter was killed Monday. My wife is currently reconsidering our marriage. I didn't go to work today. Cheerful stuff basically...

there's not much I can really say to that other than "good thoughts comin' yr way".

if I were suchfriendsaredangerous, I would tell you to "stay strong" in african.

I'm not, so I hope it's ok in english.

pbradley · 08.13.2009, 08:40 PM

My friend and her controlling boyfriend.

Seems like he doesn't like her hanging around with me without his permission or something.

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 08:42 PM

yr nefarious. can you blame him?

pbradley · 08.13.2009, 08:45 PM

There is more "why" behind it than that but, yes, I do blame him.

For instance, he used to be a friend of mine.

floatingslowly · 08.13.2009, 08:47 PM

oh, so he's dominating her specifically to spite you. yeah, he's a douche.

you should give him a sound thrashing.

davenotdead · 08.13.2009, 08:48 PM

mexican fecal matter

Kloriel · 08.13.2009, 09:56 PM

Satan · 08.13.2009, 10:03 PM

lack of freedom/feeling suffocated/rage

automatic bzooty · 08.13.2009, 10:07 PM

i hate getting ditched. especially when it's like one of yr best friends (errrr, "best" "friends") ditching you for no apparent reason. only to turn around and basically do the same fucking thing with a mutual friend. second night in a row. like, fuck, thanks for weirdly uninviting me. thanks for being so sketchy.

(also, thanks, other friends, for being boring and just kinda waffling about going out right now.)

lame lame lame.

Satan · 08.13.2009, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

i always kinda thought you were the epitome of free....

so did i....

dirty bunny · 08.13.2009, 11:11 PM

Australia
Zeus: Master of Olympus
Sonic Youth
Whether or not I'm hungry

deflinus · 08.13.2009, 11:22 PM

enough with zombie movies. zombies are overrated. so 2006..

i hope i get this new job. it would change everything

im sleepy

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.13.2009, 11:23 PM

today...

08.13.2009, 02:01 PM	#41
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm thinking about firing my minion. already today, she's told me that I'm disgusting. actually, forget that. I'm not sure what I said, and she could be right. the worst part is, she refuses to believe me that Machu Picchu was created by laser beams. nobody EVER believes a word I say.
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08.13.2009, 02:05 PM	#42
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	When you can't trust your minions, who can you trust? __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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08.13.2009, 02:11 PM	#43
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I have attempted explaining to her that the ONLY correct response is "yes, my master" but all that earns me is an evil stare. I have no idea what to do about it.
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08.13.2009, 03:06 PM	#44
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	now she's trying to get me to smell the back of her watch because she knows it makes me gag. why must people always torment me so?
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08.13.2009, 03:40 PM	#45
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	lol Where's Barbara Eden when you need her, eh? __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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08.13.2009, 08:15 PM	#47
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	My grandma died Tuesday and a co-worker's daughter was killed Monday. My wife is currently reconsidering our marriage. I didn't go to work today. Cheerful stuff basically... __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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08.13.2009, 08:40 PM	#49
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	My friend and her controlling boyfriend. Seems like he doesn't like her hanging around with me without his permission or something.
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08.13.2009, 08:42 PM	#50
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yr nefarious. can you blame him?
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08.13.2009, 08:45 PM	#51
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	There is more "why" behind it than that but, yes, I do blame him. For instance, he used to be a friend of mine.
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08.13.2009, 08:47 PM	#52
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	oh, so he's dominating her specifically to spite you. yeah, he's a douche. you should give him a sound thrashing.
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08.13.2009, 08:48 PM	#53
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	mexican fecal matter __________________
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08.13.2009, 09:56 PM	#54
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554
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08.13.2009, 10:03 PM	#55
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	lack of freedom/feeling suffocated/rage __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.13.2009, 10:07 PM	#56
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	i hate getting ditched. especially when it's like one of yr best friends (errrr, "best" "friends") ditching you for no apparent reason. only to turn around and basically do the same fucking thing with a mutual friend. second night in a row. like, fuck, thanks for weirdly uninviting me. thanks for being so sketchy. (also, thanks, other friends, for being boring and just kinda waffling about going out right now.) lame lame lame.
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08.13.2009, 11:11 PM	#58
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	Australia Zeus: Master of Olympus Sonic Youth Whether or not I'm hungry __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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08.13.2009, 11:22 PM	#59
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	enough with zombie movies. zombies are overrated. so 2006.. i hope i get this new job. it would change everything im sleepy
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08.13.2009, 11:23 PM	#60
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	today...
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