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Rob Instigator · 01.14.2010, 04:27 PM

It is a 47-second long video of her doing sex shit with a male waiter.
The Mirror claims that the waiter tried to recoup the money he spent on Valtrex pills by selling the video to Hustler. But Hustler said "no thank you," because they didn't want to deal with copyright issues. The waiter now plans to release the grossness on an off-shore porn site.

A source claims that HoHan got a wind of this shit and is freaking out about it. The source added, "This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it. She is devastated - particularly as she is working hard on cleaning up her act. Lindsay has just made a serious [COLOR=#ff00ff! important][COLOR=#ff00ff! important]documentary[/color] [/color]on child poverty in India for the BBC, she is terrified this will be put in jeopardy now. It is fair to say that Lindsay has had a pretty torrid past 24 hours."

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when this comes out the sound you will hear is the raucous fap fap fap at noisereductions house.

EVOLghost · 01.14.2010, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.

i'm curious.

akprodr · 01.14.2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

should remain behind closed doors.

As opposed to all those sex acts that are fine for public viewing?

sonic sphere · 01.14.2010, 05:10 PM

47 seconds? pfft.

Rob Instigator · 01.14.2010, 05:14 PM

47 seconds is long enough for lohan to suck ya off and shove her middle finger up yr asshole.

ask any waiter in LA.

noisereductions · 01.14.2010, 07:12 PM

47 seconds? Pffff.

automatic bzooty · 01.14.2010, 08:55 PM

taking "hit it and quit it" to a whole new level

oh linds.

noisereductions · 01.14.2010, 08:59 PM

forty. seven. seconds.... ????

Rob Instigator · 01.14.2010, 10:21 PM

it has to be just a cell phone or cam recording of her squatting and blowing a waiter. cinema verite'

!@#$%! · 01.15.2010, 03:08 AM

too much noise and no delivery

when it's finally out please post link and we'll see what all the racket is about

in the meantime, the internet is repeating itself endlessly, down to "should remain behind closed doors"-- which it should.

but what i'm saying is-- videos or it didn't happen.

tick, tock...

Green_mind · 01.15.2010, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions

forty. seven. seconds.... ????

I reckon she'd prob finish you off in 30

noisereductions · 01.15.2010, 08:30 AM

01.14.2010, 04:27 PM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	It is a 47-second long video of her doing sex shit with a male waiter. The Mirror claims that the waiter tried to recoup the money he spent on Valtrex pills by selling the video to Hustler. But Hustler said "no thank you," because they didn't want to deal with copyright issues. The waiter now plans to release the grossness on an off-shore porn site. A source claims that HoHan got a wind of this shit and is freaking out about it. The source added, "This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it. She is devastated - particularly as she is working hard on cleaning up her act. Lindsay has just made a serious [COLOR=#ff00ff! important][COLOR=#ff00ff! important]documentary[/color] [/color]on child poverty in India for the BBC, she is terrified this will be put in jeopardy now. It is fair to say that Lindsay has had a pretty torrid past 24 hours." **************** when this comes out the sound you will hear is the raucous fap fap fap at noisereductions house. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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01.14.2010, 05:10 PM	#4
sonic sphere invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,446	47 seconds? pfft. __________________ "trolling asshat" - All Hail WATT "wanker" - All Hail WATT
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01.14.2010, 05:14 PM	#5
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	47 seconds is long enough for lohan to suck ya off and shove her middle finger up yr asshole. ask any waiter in LA. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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01.14.2010, 07:12 PM	#6
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	47 seconds? Pffff. __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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01.14.2010, 08:55 PM	#7
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	taking "hit it and quit it" to a whole new level oh linds.
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01.14.2010, 08:59 PM	#8
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	forty. seven. seconds.... ???? __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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01.14.2010, 10:21 PM	#9
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	it has to be just a cell phone or cam recording of her squatting and blowing a waiter. cinema verite' __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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01.15.2010, 03:08 AM	#10
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,465	too much noise and no delivery when it's finally out please post link and we'll see what all the racket is about in the meantime, the internet is repeating itself endlessly, down to "should remain behind closed doors"-- which it should. but what i'm saying is-- videos or it didn't happen. tick, tock...
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01.15.2010, 08:30 AM	#12
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	haha __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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