Guidance for Job Interview Tomorrow - Page 3

Savage Clone · 06.17.2011, 03:48 PM

I am liking seeing board dinosaurs come back to life here. Myself included.

Genteel Death · 06.17.2011, 04:51 PM

Any other pompous people want to join this thread?

The Watcher · 06.17.2011, 05:36 PM

Ugh, never hire a guy with a pompadour......

Pookie · 06.18.2011, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I am liking seeing board dinosaurs come back to life here. Myself included.

It's like the good old days isn't it? atari waffles on, I make him look like a chump, he sends me weird pm's. I think I'm getting a stiffy.

truncated · 06.18.2011, 09:03 AM

This is rather nostalgic. I had good timing with my return, this is quite the resurrection.

Good advice from most of you. I appreciated it, though it mainly gave me more things to obsess over. I won't bore with the details, but I was interviewed by a four-person panel. I opted to do a couple shots of vodka instead of atari's suggested relation techniques, and I think my choice worked out well.

I didn't trip, use profanity, urinate on myself, or chew gum, so it went as well as could be expected. I find out next week.

Thanks again, everyone.

Sidenote: I was extremely early, so I drove around town to kill time. I had known it was an upscale neighborhood, but MY GOD, these were literally multimillion dollar estates. Each house was its own gated community with SECURITY GUARDS, and each property had no less than three houses on the premises (main mansion, guest house, pool house, etc.). I saw at least four horse farms within a five mile radius. If I get this job, I might have to start wearing makeup and combing my hair.

Genteel Death · 06.18.2011, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli

3. i wish i could take the gum out and stick it on the interviewer's desk before we start the interview and say pls remind me to take this after we are done, but thats just another dream.

You're the best.

atari 2600 · 06.20.2011, 03:04 PM

Hope it works out, truncated.

Pookie's full of it - not sure how relating some advice that was solicited and then getting mocked for it makes me "look like a chump" - seems the other way around. Never sent any "weird PMs" to Pookie either - must be a pretty miserable dude to wanna make up something like that.

Anyway, I like not posting here anymore.

I just come here to read a bit once a week or month or so and this board's so much more pleasant that way.

truncated · 06.20.2011, 03:12 PM

Thanks atari. In the meantime, I am smoking like a fiend, shooting up coffee and creating disturbing art that I won't even dare describe here.

As Savage Clone pointed out, this has seemed to be an odd period of resurrection. I've quite enjoyed the old proverbial faces.

I don't advise quitting, but simply responding to posts that seem worthy to you on whatever merits you choose. It just so happens that that seems to occur in three year cycles.

I'm going to stick around a bit. Not simply because I'm unemployed, but I've charged myself with being the messiah of the board. I accept gifts in the form of Visa gift cards and tranquilizers.

Pookie · 06.20.2011, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600

Never sent any "weird PMs" to Pookie either.

I delete PMs regularly but I've always kept your's because they amused me so much. And they were pretty damn weird you have to admit.

floatingslowly · 06.20.2011, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

I delete PMs regularly but I've always kept your's because they amused me so much. And they were pretty damn weird you have to admit.

truncated · 06.20.2011, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

sorry, I forgot to log out. I am Pookie.

One of the best laughs I've had in quite some time.

You have to admit, atari, you do have quite the temper, and tend to rant. And by god, I love you for it.

floatingslowly · 06.21.2011, 09:10 AM

why are you telling people I am Pookie?

that man is a scoundrel.

The Watcher · 06.21.2011, 10:09 AM

So did you get hired.......

The Watcher · 06.21.2011, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afonso

Oh, wow, I didn't know that the incorrect punctuation of an interrogative sentence annoyed me so much.

Use a question mark you fucking twat.

Why are you so hostile......

floatingslowly · 06.21.2011, 11:19 AM

hey I liek the watcher and you pricks should leave her alone??

The Watcher · 06.21.2011, 11:23 AM

It was a serious question, what is wrong with you people.....

Also thanks floatinglsowly but I'm not a chick, I'm a dude......

floatingslowly · 06.21.2011, 11:25 AM

oh... well... this is awkward?

can I still masturbate to your picture and not be gay!!!!!

you look so soft and have pretty hair！

floatingslowly · 06.21.2011, 11:26 AM

so....
soft...
so....
prett----ooooh god unggggg

The Watcher · 06.21.2011, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

so....
soft...
so....
prett----ooooh god unggggg

I'm pretty sure you just jerked off to a Manuel Gottsching LP cover...... I kind of jerk off to his excellent guitar playing.........

floatingslowly · 06.21.2011, 11:33 AM

way to kill my boner, afonso.

06.17.2011, 03:48 PM	#41
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	I am liking seeing board dinosaurs come back to life here. Myself included.
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06.17.2011, 04:51 PM	#42
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Any other pompous people want to join this thread?
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06.17.2011, 05:36 PM	#43
The Watcher children of satan Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 365	Ugh, never hire a guy with a pompadour......
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06.18.2011, 09:03 AM	#45
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	This is rather nostalgic. I had good timing with my return, this is quite the resurrection. Good advice from most of you. I appreciated it, though it mainly gave me more things to obsess over. I won't bore with the details, but I was interviewed by a four-person panel. I opted to do a couple shots of vodka instead of atari's suggested relation techniques, and I think my choice worked out well. I didn't trip, use profanity, urinate on myself, or chew gum, so it went as well as could be expected. I find out next week. Thanks again, everyone. Sidenote: I was extremely early, so I drove around town to kill time. I had known it was an upscale neighborhood, but MY GOD, these were literally multimillion dollar estates. Each house was its own gated community with SECURITY GUARDS, and each property had no less than three houses on the premises (main mansion, guest house, pool house, etc.). I saw at least four horse farms within a five mile radius. If I get this job, I might have to start wearing makeup and combing my hair.
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06.20.2011, 03:04 PM	#47
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Hope it works out, truncated. Pookie's full of it - not sure how relating some advice that was solicited and then getting mocked for it makes me "look like a chump" - seems the other way around. Never sent any "weird PMs" to Pookie either - must be a pretty miserable dude to wanna make up something like that. Anyway, I like not posting here anymore. I just come here to read a bit once a week or month or so and this board's so much more pleasant that way.
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06.20.2011, 03:12 PM	#48
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Thanks atari. In the meantime, I am smoking like a fiend, shooting up coffee and creating disturbing art that I won't even dare describe here. As Savage Clone pointed out, this has seemed to be an odd period of resurrection. I've quite enjoyed the old proverbial faces. I don't advise quitting, but simply responding to posts that seem worthy to you on whatever merits you choose. It just so happens that that seems to occur in three year cycles. I'm going to stick around a bit. Not simply because I'm unemployed, but I've charged myself with being the messiah of the board. I accept gifts in the form of Visa gift cards and tranquilizers.
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06.21.2011, 09:10 AM	#52
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	why are you telling people I am Pookie? that man is a scoundrel.
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06.21.2011, 10:09 AM	#53
The Watcher children of satan Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 365	So did you get hired.......
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06.21.2011, 11:19 AM	#55
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	hey I liek the watcher and you pricks should leave her alone??
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06.21.2011, 11:23 AM	#56
The Watcher children of satan Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 365	It was a serious question, what is wrong with you people..... Also thanks floatinglsowly but I'm not a chick, I'm a dude......
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06.21.2011, 11:25 AM	#57
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	oh... well... this is awkward? can I still masturbate to your picture and not be gay!!!!! you look so soft and have pretty hair！
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06.21.2011, 11:26 AM	#58
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	so.... soft... so.... prett----ooooh god unggggg
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06.21.2011, 11:33 AM	#60
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	way to kill my boner, afonso.
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