Steve Albini Q&A

sonicl · 08.18.2007, 01:26 AM

I know there are plenty of people here who subscribe to the theory that Steve Albini is an arse, but for those who don't, here's a nice little online Q&A with him from a poker website: Ask a music scene micro celebrity

pbradley · 08.18.2007, 01:39 AM

Q: Why do you suck so much?
Albini: Because your mother was busy.

sonicl · 08.18.2007, 01:41 AM

Q. When is "awesome" going to be over?
A. When your ma ends her "Twofer Tuesday" both-holes special.

sonicl · 08.18.2007, 01:50 AM

Q. I witnessed Shellac at ATP nightmare before christmas a few years back having taken a cocktail of shrooms, weed and ale. You sounded like Tontos Expanding Head Band. Was this intentional?
A. Other than in some weird kind of lasagna, I don't know how you could get all that in you without it being intentional.

youthoftomorrow · 08.18.2007, 02:06 AM

someone posted that on the Melvins BBS a few weeks ago.

pretty interesting, pretty funny.

saoq · 08.18.2007, 02:17 AM

about the gy!be rec:
"
Any other complications involved boiled down to me not speaking French very well, the US border crossings being a bastard, and Canadians being weird in general.
"
LOL

pbradley · 08.18.2007, 03:31 AM

Wow, I read way to much of that Q&A.

atsonicpark · 08.18.2007, 07:11 AM

Albini rules.

Why would anyone think he was an ass? Because he's honest? I met him outside of a Shellac show about 5 years ago. Seemed like a nice dude to me!

Everyneurotic · 08.18.2007, 12:46 PM

hahahaha, i have to read all of that.

agreed, albini is the man.

nicfit · 08.18.2007, 01:58 PM

he's been really nice after the shellac show I went to. But in that band, the most amazing human being is Trainer, in my personal experience. BUT, since we're kinda talking about albini here, I like him and his music and his "straightforwardness" (?) when he expresses his opinions. This does not imply that I share his thoughts/pov , but this is not the point.

Oh, that thread is really nice I stumbled into it a while ago, I should print it and read it offline.

k-krack · 08.18.2007, 02:22 PM

I read much of it a couple weeks ago, actually.
Albini is a god.

ExLionTamer · 08.18.2007, 11:40 PM

Do you think bands that are severely derivative, like most garage rock bands, are inferior to bands like Jesus Lizard who sound totally unique?

Yes. In other news, I think Ice is cold, fire is hot and the sun will probably come up tomorrow.

This dude does no wrong.

I'd love to have an album recorded by him.

Inhuman · 08.18.2007, 11:56 PM

what is a steve albini?

k-krack · 08.19.2007, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inhuman

what is a steve albini?

A South-European delicacy.
What it is, in particular, is a delightful pastry, akin to a doughnut, filled with the blood of prostitutes.

pbradley · 08.19.2007, 01:05 AM

I once had an Albini with a slice of melted cheddar on top. It was delish.

atsonicpark · 08.19.2007, 07:36 AM

steve albini never thinks of the mars volta.

Glice · 08.19.2007, 12:58 PM

Q: Vinyl or Digital?

A: Neither. I go straight for the vagina. You find them on women.

Brilliant.

Glice · 08.19.2007, 01:01 PM

Not gay. Chicks listen to good music sometimes, too, you know.

Not straight ones in my experience, no they don't. You are either a lesbian, a dude, or you don't really like good music. This is a fact proven with science and charts.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 08.19.2007, 01:06 PM

"I am actually unfamiliar with Sheryl Crow's music, except for what Bob plays in the van, but every time I see her in videos or what have you, I wonder if she likes it in the can.

I wonder why that is?"

ExLionTamer · 08.19.2007, 06:23 PM

I read the whole thread.

I hope nobody went over there just to ask questions.

Thats pretty lame.

08.18.2007, 01:26 AM	#1
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I know there are plenty of people here who subscribe to the theory that Steve Albini is an arse, but for those who don't, here's a nice little online Q&A with him from a poker website: Ask a music scene micro celebrity
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Q: Why do you suck so much? Albini: Because your mother was busy.
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Q. When is "awesome" going to be over? A. When your ma ends her "Twofer Tuesday" both-holes special.
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08.18.2007, 01:50 AM	#4
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Q. I witnessed Shellac at ATP nightmare before christmas a few years back having taken a cocktail of shrooms, weed and ale. You sounded like Tontos Expanding Head Band. Was this intentional? A. Other than in some weird kind of lasagna, I don't know how you could get all that in you without it being intentional.
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08.18.2007, 02:06 AM	#5
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	someone posted that on the Melvins BBS a few weeks ago. pretty interesting, pretty funny. __________________ avalanche.
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08.18.2007, 02:17 AM	#6
saoq bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 101	about the gy!be rec: " Any other complications involved boiled down to me not speaking French very well, the US border crossings being a bastard, and Canadians being weird in general. " LOL
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08.18.2007, 03:31 AM	#7
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Wow, I read way to much of that Q&A.
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08.18.2007, 07:11 AM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Albini rules. Why would anyone think he was an ass? Because he's honest? I met him outside of a Shellac show about 5 years ago. Seemed like a nice dude to me! __________________
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	hahahaha, i have to read all of that. agreed, albini is the man. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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08.18.2007, 01:58 PM	#10
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	he's been really nice after the shellac show I went to. But in that band, the most amazing human being is Trainer, in my personal experience. BUT, since we're kinda talking about albini here, I like him and his music and his "straightforwardness" (?) when he expresses his opinions. This does not imply that I share his thoughts/pov , but this is not the point. Oh, that thread is really nice I stumbled into it a while ago, I should print it and read it offline. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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08.18.2007, 02:22 PM	#11
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	I read much of it a couple weeks ago, actually. Albini is a god. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.18.2007, 11:40 PM	#12
ExLionTamer empty page Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 27	Do you think bands that are severely derivative, like most garage rock bands, are inferior to bands like Jesus Lizard who sound totally unique? Yes. In other news, I think Ice is cold, fire is hot and the sun will probably come up tomorrow. This dude does no wrong. I'd love to have an album recorded by him. __________________
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08.18.2007, 11:56 PM	#13
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	what is a steve albini? __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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08.19.2007, 01:05 AM	#15
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I once had an Albini with a slice of melted cheddar on top. It was delish.
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08.19.2007, 07:36 AM	#16
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	steve albini never thinks of the mars volta. __________________
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	"I am actually unfamiliar with Sheryl Crow's music, except for what Bob plays in the van, but every time I see her in videos or what have you, I wonder if she likes it in the can. I wonder why that is?"
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08.19.2007, 06:23 PM	#20
ExLionTamer empty page Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 27	I read the whole thread. I hope nobody went over there just to ask questions. Thats pretty lame. __________________
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