chief pal buddy tiger hombre

floatingslowly · 10.07.2007, 01:48 AM

what good condescending names can you think of for complete strangers?

pbradley · 10.07.2007, 02:59 AM

submoron

king_buzzo · 10.07.2007, 03:02 AM

hen-chi

SynthethicalY · 10.07.2007, 03:03 AM

Jesus.

themawt71 · 10.07.2007, 03:08 AM

little man

little woman

jared leto

alyasa · 10.07.2007, 05:36 AM

yo nigga!

5Against1 · 10.07.2007, 05:40 AM

"Excuse me, mortal"

alyasa · 10.07.2007, 05:42 AM

Hey boy!

5Against1 · 10.07.2007, 06:33 AM

Hey pockmarked one!

alyasa · 10.07.2007, 06:34 AM

Yo, pimple-ass!

Savage Clone · 10.07.2007, 09:42 AM

"Harvey"

floatingslowly · 10.07.2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alyasa

Yo, pimple-ass!

but are you really going to use that on a complete stranger?

the point here is, to use a "name-title" that's not outright offensive (hence leaving off something like "professor" which would infer stupidity), and use something that can really go either way.

I was told (by a master-chiefer) that chiefing somebody is really the top choice here. it's not going to drag you into a fight, but clearly, they aren't the chief of anything, and so it just works.

floatingslowly · 10.07.2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

"Harvey"

good one, chief.

Savage Clone · 10.07.2007, 10:06 AM

I had an old boss who would call every male person "Harvey" if he didn't know their name. I think his universal female equivalent was "Marge."
He also called fat people "Large Marge" or "Large Harv" depending on gender. He personally weighed well over three bills.

I loathe "chief," but I suppose now that I've told you that, you will use every opportunity to address me as such.

floatingslowly · 10.07.2007, 10:09 AM

dear Harvey,

thanks for the tip, chief.

I'd wouldn't dream of running that name into the ground on you, pal.

sincerely,

Professor Sherlock

Savage Clone · 10.07.2007, 10:10 AM

"Cancer"

floatingslowly · 10.07.2007, 10:13 AM

again, that might draw you into a fight.

what if that person's mother just died of cancer and they are the type that's punchy??

if you are going to use something that might be cause for aggression, you might as well go with "motherfucker".

keep trying, chief.

Savage Clone · 10.07.2007, 10:15 AM

I will add that I hate when people use "Guy."

"Hey guy!"

Ack.

floatingslowly · 10.07.2007, 10:18 AM

"guy" is too cracker. you can make yrself look like a total cornball if you use that.

it's all about strategy, and getting the upper hand, guy.

PS: I'm bored, and waiting for the lil' lady to finish up her shower in the NEW ROOM that she got next door to this one. she's convinced that the A/C was subpar and that she could do better elsewhere. as soon as she left, the A/C started kicking in big time. I don't think they make a unit that can cool down hellfire.

Savage Clone · 10.07.2007, 10:20 AM

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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	I had an old boss who would call every male person "Harvey" if he didn't know their name. I think his universal female equivalent was "Marge." He also called fat people "Large Marge" or "Large Harv" depending on gender. He personally weighed well over three bills. I loathe "chief," but I suppose now that I've told you that, you will use every opportunity to address me as such.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	dear Harvey, thanks for the tip, chief. I'd wouldn't dream of running that name into the ground on you, pal. sincerely, Professor Sherlock
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	again, that might draw you into a fight. what if that person's mother just died of cancer and they are the type that's punchy?? if you are going to use something that might be cause for aggression, you might as well go with "motherfucker". keep trying, chief.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	"guy" is too cracker. you can make yrself look like a total cornball if you use that. it's all about strategy, and getting the upper hand, guy. PS: I'm bored, and waiting for the lil' lady to finish up her shower in the NEW ROOM that she got next door to this one. she's convinced that the A/C was subpar and that she could do better elsewhere. as soon as she left, the A/C started kicking in big time. I don't think they make a unit that can cool down hellfire.
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