Latest SMS from my stalker.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 07:14 AM

(translated from sms language)

"Hey, i would just like to ask you a question that seems pointless and a waste of time but please dont get mad because yeh yeh yeh i know you hate all christians, me being the first....GEEZ GET OVER IT! but please would you come to church with me on sunday, i know it sounds impossible because you still want to keep your dumb little grudge on me and yes, sure thats fine but the option is still there. Um yeh its your call, i guess by now your thinking 'hell no you crazy fool'. But its cool, i understand, yeh well if you ever change your mind which is probley NEVER just let me know, yeh well ok then cya bye
GOD BLESS AND TAKE CARE"

This girl is fucking crazy!

porkmarras · 02.02.2007, 07:20 AM

She sounds like she's insane.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 07:22 AM

she seriously is, its so weird how someone can be that odd.

fishmonkey · 02.02.2007, 07:22 AM

the girl is a fuckin nutbag
tell her to fuck off and praise the lord and all that shite.

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 02.02.2007, 07:44 AM

sms generally fuck up some of the things you're trying to communicate.
dont know if this is the case...

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 07:47 AM

yeh its not, she is a fucking weirdo, she really is my stalker, wouldnt stop coming to my house everyday after me telling her to scram, sent me like 10 messages in a row, saying"come out the front im there". uninvited of course.

Shes a strange girl.

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 02.02.2007, 07:56 AM

COME OUT THE FRONT, I WANT YOUR BODY!!!!!!!

Inhuman · 02.02.2007, 08:05 AM

Haha, this devout christian girl asked to have sex with me last night. I declined, and left.

Tokolosh · 02.02.2007, 08:20 AM

Don't underestimate devoted christian ladies. They can be nastier than meets the eye. I knew one, that was an animal in bed.

jon boy · 02.02.2007, 08:31 AM

just ignore her and if she persists then tell her politely to leave you alone.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 08:34 AM

oh i do ignore her, i havnt spoken a word to her in just over a year..and when i was speaking to her, i told her politly to leave, then i had to tell her rudely to fuck off

davenotdead · 02.02.2007, 08:35 AM

that's your future wife right there....

jon boy · 02.02.2007, 08:36 AM

sleep with her and her being a christian that will freak her out and she will leave you alone.

cuetzpalin · 02.02.2007, 08:40 AM

^^..or want to marry you..

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 08:45 AM

ill try find a picture of what she looks like.ok
i couldnt find a pic
but you know in the david bowie labyrinth movie.
The dancing things that pull their heads off. Imagine one of those in human form but short fat and annoying as fuck

jon boy · 02.02.2007, 08:49 AM

tell her your into really weird shit and only want to feed your heroin habit. mind you she might want to save your souls or something.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 08:53 AM

she already thinks im a devil worshiping freak. she wants to save me or somethig

davenotdead · 02.02.2007, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy

tell her your into really weird shit and only want to feed your heroin habit. mind you she might want to save your souls or something.

how many souls does anal have?

ALIEN ANAL · 02.02.2007, 08:54 AM

after looking at my art work....i think i owe a few

fishmonkey · 02.02.2007, 09:16 AM

tell her yr a muslim now.

02.02.2007, 07:14 AM	#1
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	(translated from sms language) "Hey, i would just like to ask you a question that seems pointless and a waste of time but please dont get mad because yeh yeh yeh i know you hate all christians, me being the first....GEEZ GET OVER IT! but please would you come to church with me on sunday, i know it sounds impossible because you still want to keep your dumb little grudge on me and yes, sure thats fine but the option is still there. Um yeh its your call, i guess by now your thinking 'hell no you crazy fool'. But its cool, i understand, yeh well if you ever change your mind which is probley NEVER just let me know, yeh well ok then cya bye GOD BLESS AND TAKE CARE" This girl is fucking crazy! __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.02.2007, 07:20 AM	#2
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	She sounds like she's insane. __________________
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02.02.2007, 07:22 AM	#3
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	she seriously is, its so weird how someone can be that odd. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.02.2007, 07:22 AM	#4
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	the girl is a fuckin nutbag tell her to fuck off and praise the lord and all that shite. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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02.02.2007, 07:44 AM	#5
compulsive diarrhea, jico 100% Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	sms generally fuck up some of the things you're trying to communicate. dont know if this is the case...
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02.02.2007, 07:47 AM	#6
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh its not, she is a fucking weirdo, she really is my stalker, wouldnt stop coming to my house everyday after me telling her to scram, sent me like 10 messages in a row, saying"come out the front im there". uninvited of course. Shes a strange girl. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.02.2007, 07:56 AM	#7
compulsive diarrhea, jico 100% Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	COME OUT THE FRONT, I WANT YOUR BODY!!!!!!!
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02.02.2007, 08:05 AM	#8
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Haha, this devout christian girl asked to have sex with me last night. I declined, and left. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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02.02.2007, 08:20 AM	#9
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Don't underestimate devoted christian ladies. They can be nastier than meets the eye. I knew one, that was an animal in bed.
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02.02.2007, 08:31 AM	#10
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	just ignore her and if she persists then tell her politely to leave you alone. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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02.02.2007, 08:34 AM	#11
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	oh i do ignore her, i havnt spoken a word to her in just over a year..and when i was speaking to her, i told her politly to leave, then i had to tell her rudely to fuck off __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.02.2007, 08:35 AM	#12
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	that's your future wife right there....
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02.02.2007, 08:36 AM	#13
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	sleep with her and her being a christian that will freak her out and she will leave you alone. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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02.02.2007, 08:40 AM	#14
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	^^..or want to marry you.. __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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02.02.2007, 08:45 AM	#15
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	ill try find a picture of what she looks like.ok i couldnt find a pic but you know in the david bowie labyrinth movie. The dancing things that pull their heads off. Imagine one of those in human form but short fat and annoying as fuck __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.02.2007, 08:49 AM	#16
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	tell her your into really weird shit and only want to feed your heroin habit. mind you she might want to save your souls or something. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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02.02.2007, 08:53 AM	#17
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	she already thinks im a devil worshiping freak. she wants to save me or somethig __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.02.2007, 08:54 AM	#19
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	after looking at my art work....i think i owe a few __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.02.2007, 09:16 AM	#20
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	tell her yr a muslim now. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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