sex: would you fuck a juggalo/ette - Page 4

wellcharge · 03.11.2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

ICP - Prom Queen (from the Tunnel of Love EP)

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ICP - Never Had It Made (from Carnival of Carnage)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-OogcAcC2w

ICP - Suicide Hotline (from Hell's Pit)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW351nag_VU

i listened to them all, prom queen wasn't obnoxious but it wasn't very good. the other two had predictable lyrics and an obnoxious sound.

anyways link more tracks you like, i need icp stuff to reference when i encounter a juggaho with large breasts

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.11.2010, 11:12 PM

Yeah, they don't necessarily have the most complex rhyme schemes. That, I can admit.

Ummm..

If you liked Prom Queen, you might like stuff from the Riddlebox era. Check out Lil Somethin' Somethin. Or if you really wanna get some neden, play Love Song, it's one of my all-time favorites. And if you need to assure her that you're truly down with the clown, just mention the Dog Beats.

And just for fun, check out Is That You? feat Kid Rock.

floatingslowly · 03.12.2010, 12:09 AM

I write better rhymes than that and I SUCK. go ahead, listen to koRn, but oh FUUCK!!

it's because you're young and don't KNOW how MCs on the mic should FLOW.

the beats are good, but the rhymes are fucking SLOPPY. all that's missing from that shit is the clown JALOPY.

yes, I did just rhyme sloppy and jalopy. SEEN.

!@#$%! · 03.12.2010, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

i'm decoding this thread with my icp decoder. (love having record store owning friends!)

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oh! i'd most definitely mmm-mmm!

flotterz, you must never allow me near gungirls, or i'll have the unplug your motherboard. i'm weak with temptation and all that, and we're just "internet friends", so really, stabbing you in the rear console would be no disloyalty, but a mere trifle, par for the course, all the cliches that say i'd get you out of the way by all means necessary.

no, not really. i think you are the only sentient being capable of living with her. props for that.

static-harmony · 03.12.2010, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

i'm decoding this thread with my icp decoder. (love having record store owning friends!)

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Is that the key to your chastity belt?

!@#$%! · 03.12.2010, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Is that the key to your chastity belt?

it looks awful flimsy, doesn't it?

static-harmony · 03.12.2010, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

it looks awful flimsy, doesn't it?

Hey you know parents these days.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.12.2010, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I write better rhymes than that and I SUCK. go ahead, listen to koRn, but oh FUUCK!!

it's because you're young and don't KNOW how MCs on the mic should FLOW.

the beats are good, but the rhymes are fucking SLOPPY. all that's missing from that shit is the clown JALOPY.

yes, I did just rhyme sloppy and jalopy. SEEN.

I think I have a pretty decent idea of how emcees should sound. I listen to a fair amount of DOOM, Geto Boys, early Triple Six Mafia, Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang, Black Star, Snoop, Dr. Dre, Esham, Awesome Dre, Eminem, Beastie Boys, N.W.A., etc. I'm not the biggest hip-hop head, but I certainly am not unexposed to the genre in any sense (yes, I've heard acts like Zion I, Kool Moe Dee, and De La Soul, before anyone mentions them). I've admitted that ICP are far from the best emcees, but they're certainly not as talentless as what you just shat out. No offense.

It's not the skill involved in making their music that attracts me to it. In fact, sometimes it can be the exact opposite. For example, I can't get enough of Shaggy's singing. It's soooo off key and horrid. Or lines like "Well, I'm up for the shot in a minute/Show me a valley, I might go in it". The music is very self-aware.

It's not really the rhymes that are the best part of their lyrics. Listening to a great ICP song can be a lot like watching one of my favorite cheesy slasher films. It's not meant to be taken so seriously. They're the fucking INSANE CLOWN POSSE for fuck's sake. Plus, I get a kick every time they mention local streets like Gratiot and Livernois. I pass by the places in these songs daily.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.12.2010, 12:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ye9vdrZTAo

You know what I'm sayin?

floatingslowly · 03.12.2010, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

I think I have a pretty decent idea of how emcees should sound.

I'm sorry. suck and fuck rhymed. I still love you.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.12.2010, 12:51 PM

Can I slurp Faygo out your anus, you ignoramus?

floatingslowly · 03.12.2010, 12:52 PM

that will give you the perfect chance to stare lovingly at my hatchetman tramp stamp.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.12.2010, 12:53 PM

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.12.2010, 12:58 PM

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.12.2010, 12:59 PM

floatingslowly · 03.12.2010, 01:26 PM

I'm going to start dressing like KRS-1.

deflinus · 03.12.2010, 02:08 PM

the original pincho · 03.18.2010, 01:59 PM

Well Now I know what it is.

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Dr. Eugene Felikson · 06.15.2010, 09:40 PM

I love ICP just as much as I love Sonic Youth.

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03.11.2010, 11:12 PM	#62
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Yeah, they don't necessarily have the most complex rhyme schemes. That, I can admit. Ummm.. If you liked Prom Queen, you might like stuff from the Riddlebox era. Check out Lil Somethin' Somethin. Or if you really wanna get some neden, play Love Song, it's one of my all-time favorites. And if you need to assure her that you're truly down with the clown, just mention the Dog Beats. And just for fun, check out Is That You? feat Kid Rock.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I write better rhymes than that and I SUCK. go ahead, listen to koRn, but oh FUUCK!! it's because you're young and don't KNOW how MCs on the mic should FLOW. the beats are good, but the rhymes are fucking SLOPPY. all that's missing from that shit is the clown JALOPY. yes, I did just rhyme sloppy and jalopy. SEEN.
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Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ye9vdrZTAo You know what I'm sayin?
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06.15.2010, 09:40 PM	#80
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	I love ICP just as much as I love Sonic Youth.
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