Sonic Youth or Toilet Paper?

Magic Wheel Memory · 07.28.2008, 04:30 PM

If you had to live the rest of your life without one or the other, which would it be?

This Is Not Here · 07.28.2008, 04:33 PM

I'd personally like them to swap places. Much as I love the guy there are times when I wouldn't mind wiping myself on Thurston. And an Andrex gig, well, that shit would be on fire.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 07.28.2008, 04:33 PM

i choose toilet paper. you can wipe yo ass on the record sleeves

07.28.2008, 04:34 PM

Toilet paper

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.28.2008, 04:37 PM

what a sensitive issue !!!
I don't know.
If I had not toilet paper, I'd use Kleenex.
If I had not Sonic Youth, I'd be lost.

Magic Wheel Memory · 07.28.2008, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

what a sensitive issue !!!
I don't know.
If I had not toilet paper, I'd use Kleenex.
If I had not Sonic Youth, Id be lost.

For purposes of this question, let's just say that "toilet paper" includes any disposable paper product that you wipe your ass with.

o'connor · 07.28.2008, 05:02 PM

sonic youth, hands down. i could just use my cat to wipe my ass

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.28.2008, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic Wheel Memory

For purposes of this question, let's just say that "toilet paper" includes any disposable paper product that you wipe your ass with.

Can I use a leaf lettuce ?
Does my tax return count ?

Magic Wheel Memory · 07.28.2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

Can I use a leaf lettuce ?
Does my tax return count ?

You can use leaf lettuce. You can't use your tax return, unless you filed online and you're wiping your ass on the monitor.

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.28.2008, 05:46 PM

That's right, I filed it online this year, for the first time.
I choose the leaf lettuce.

And you ? Which one will you choose ?

Danny Himself · 07.28.2008, 05:51 PM

If I had a bidet I'd say 'Sonic Youth', but toilet paper wins out here.

Trojan torch · 07.28.2008, 06:09 PM

This thread reminds me of the question to think of a new name for Sonic youth a while ago...

Toilet paper sounds quite nice!

pbradley · 07.28.2008, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic Wheel Memory

any disposable paper product that you wipe your ass with.

You mean like Rather Ripped?

o'connor · 07.28.2008, 07:27 PM

^^ oooooooh! their gonna need some aloe vera for that burn ^^

Magic Wheel Memory · 07.28.2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

That's right, I filed it online this year, for the first time.
I choose the leaf lettuce.

And you ? Which one will you choose ?

Depends

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.29.2008, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Magic Wheel Memory

Depends

What a committed answer...

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 07.29.2008, 08:01 AM

I can use my old KISS T-Shirts to wipe in and around my anal cavity...

Not that I listen to SY ad nauseum, I only have about 3-4 bouts per year where I spend a couple of weeks listening to nothing but their stuff.

Hmmmm, what if I could pick my fave 12 tracks or so and fuck off the rest and pay for this by using only that disturbing sandpaper toilet paper they have in public toilets?

leakyheadboy · 07.29.2008, 08:03 AM

Could we SY peoples houses on Halloween?

Magic Wheel Memory · 07.29.2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

What a committed answer...

No, you don't get it: My answer is Depends, as in the adult diaper brand.

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.29.2008, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic Wheel Memory

No, you don't get it: My answer is Depends, as in the adult diaper brand.

Oh, sorry, I don't know this brand.

07.28.2008, 04:30 PM	#1
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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	I'd personally like them to swap places. Much as I love the guy there are times when I wouldn't mind wiping myself on Thurston. And an Andrex gig, well, that shit would be on fire. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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07.28.2008, 04:34 PM	#4
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Toilet paper
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o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	sonic youth, hands down. i could just use my cat to wipe my ass __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	If I had a bidet I'd say 'Sonic Youth', but toilet paper wins out here.
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07.28.2008, 06:09 PM	#12
Trojan torch empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 17	This thread reminds me of the question to think of a new name for Sonic youth a while ago... Toilet paper sounds quite nice! __________________ The Trojan torch.
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o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	^^ oooooooh! their gonna need some aloe vera for that burn ^^ __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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07.29.2008, 08:01 AM	#17
Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	I can use my old KISS T-Shirts to wipe in and around my anal cavity... Not that I listen to SY ad nauseum, I only have about 3-4 bouts per year where I spend a couple of weeks listening to nothing but their stuff. Hmmmm, what if I could pick my fave 12 tracks or so and fuck off the rest and pay for this by using only that disturbing sandpaper toilet paper they have in public toilets?
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leakyheadboy bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: new cross Posts: 174	Could we SY peoples houses on Halloween? __________________
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