"This is Alabama - We Speak English" - Page 10

Keeping It Simple · 05.11.2010, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox

i'm with suchfriends: there is such a thing as dangerous idiocy.

If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous.

HaydenAsche · 05.11.2010, 10:55 AM

I love threads like this. They let me know who on the board is a complete idiot.

Lurker · 05.11.2010, 11:00 AM

What has this particular one taught you?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.12.2010, 03:52 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HaydenAsche again.

Lurker · 05.12.2010, 04:00 PM

He might be talking about you for all you know.

amerikangod · 05.12.2010, 04:36 PM

Can we all just agree that no human life has value and that people ain't made of nothin' but water and shit?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.12.2010, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Can we all just agree that no human life has value and that people ain't made of nothin' but water and shit?

I see you're a Baptist

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

"Is that all you want to be swan, blood.. shit?" Nix

!@#$%! · 05.12.2010, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Can we all just agree that no human life has value

speak for yourself

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

and that people ain't made of nothin' but water and shit?

that's more or less accurate-- but i don't see how it has any relation from the first part of your statement, unless you think that to have "value" you have to be made of some special substance. which would be...? (i'm curious about what you think that could be, and more important, why you think you're lacking it)

Lurker · 05.12.2010, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

that's more or less accurate-- but i don't see how it has any relation from the first part of your statement, unless you think that to have "value" you have to be made of some special substance. which would be...? (i'm curious about what you think that could be, and more important, why you think you're lacking it)

Moonbeams? Rays of love from Floating Slowly?

!@#$%! · 05.12.2010, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurker

Rays of love from Floating Slowly?

i hope you're not using flotters as some metaphorical motherly avatar-- that would be horridly wrong. horriDly.

Lurker · 05.12.2010, 06:04 PM

Yes, that would a nightmare.

amerikangod · 05.13.2010, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

speak for yourself

that's more or less accurate-- but i don't see how it has any relation from the first part of your statement, unless you think that to have "value" you have to be made of some special substance. which would be...? (i'm curious about what you think that could be, and more important, why you think you're lacking it)

That's exactly it. We simply are not made of a valuable substance. It's a simple issue of supply and demand. There are so many fucking people, which drops the value in our material worth. If there were only a few hundred thousand of us... human flesh would be worth more than gold.

I blame it on the chinese that I can walk down the block without old timey prospectors eyeballing me like my body was ripe with luster. Biting me to see if I'm the real deal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurker

Yes, that would a nightmare.

That would a nightmare indeed.

infinitemusic · 05.13.2010, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic Wheel Memory

So said gubernatorial candidate Tim James, who proposes that the state driver's exam should be offered in English only. For the most part, I agree with him. Of course, I love the idea of America as a melting pot. Different races, religions, ideologies, etc. But if you and I live in the same country, and we can't even have a conversation, then what do we have in common? A country should be more than just a geographical territory. If you go to live in a country, and you don't learn the primary language of 90% of its residents (or whatever the number is), then are you really trying to become part of that country's society? Or are you only trying to create your own subculture?

As for the driver's exam, you could make the argument that recently-arrived immigrants need to be able to drive in order get a job and get established, while they learn English, but you could also argue that speaking English should be required to even live here in the first place.

Thoughts? I fully expect to get ridiculed for this, but that's life, isn't it?

No one in Alabama speaks English. I'm all for this because the next logical step would be to mock people for having retarded accents that make them sound like fucking idiots. I'd rather talk to someone with any accent but Southern.

infinitemusic · 05.13.2010, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox

ell.

better suggestion: why don't you sort out a more comprehensive effective public transport system so everyone doesn't have to drive? too much fucking fuel there. Not everyone wants to pollute to make a living.

YES

space · 05.13.2010, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinitemusic

I'd rather talk to someone with any accent but Southern.

I'd rather talk like someone with any accent other than Southern.

thank fuck I'm part Myna bird.

and by part Myna bird, I mean, like, yeah, surf's totally up, dude.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.13.2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinitemusic

No one in Alabama speaks English. I'm all for this because the next logical step would be to mock people for having retarded accents that make them sound like fucking idiots. I'd rather talk to someone with any accent but Southern.

ironically I would NEVER travel to the south because nigger lovers are treated worse than black folks there, but I have always found the southern accent pleasing to the ear.

Lurker · 05.13.2010, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

ironically I would NEVER travel to the south because nigger lovers are treated worse than black folks there, but I have always found the southern accent pleasing to the ear.

That's how they lure you in.

Rob Instigator · 05.13.2010, 04:41 PM

most straight up racist city I ever been in was Boston, seconded by Philadelphia.

NOT THE SOUTH

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 05.13.2010, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

most straight up racist city I ever been in was Boston, seconded by Philadelphia.

NOT THE SOUTH

true. Los Angeles is bitterly racist by the way, and its not a white thing, most racists are chicano in this town, we call em "mexi-CANTs"

05.11.2010, 10:55 AM	#182
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I love threads like this. They let me know who on the board is a complete idiot. __________________ rip
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.11.2010, 11:00 AM	#183
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	What has this particular one taught you?
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.12.2010, 03:52 PM	#184
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to HaydenAsche again. __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.12.2010, 04:00 PM	#185
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	He might be talking about you for all you know.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.12.2010, 04:36 PM	#186
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Can we all just agree that no human life has value and that people ain't made of nothin' but water and shit? __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.12.2010, 06:04 PM	#191
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	Yes, that would a nightmare.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

05.13.2010, 04:41 PM	#198
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	most straight up racist city I ever been in was Boston, seconded by Philadelphia. NOT THE SOUTH __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|