[floatingslowly]

do we have to open the door or can you just leave it on the porch?

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

oh, lard. that's not bound to end well.

har. i'm feeling especially pleased with myself.

floating... when dealing with peni... you must speak slowly and simply. stick to the facts. that's why no one picked up on it.

talk like this: milkbubble. stole. picture. it's. actually. very. hairy. dude. also. with. penis. see. proof?

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by static-harmony

If I can leave you a hickey? But the robot my get mad.

i have to be able to hide it under clothes. deal?

[static-harmony]

I'm pretty sure an underwear will suffice.

[girlgun]

are you drunk, synth?

[floatingslowly]

^^^ he's just exploring his non-gay side.

Originally Posted by girlgun

floating... when dealing with peni... you must speak slowly and simply. stick to the facts. that's why no one picked up on it.

talk like this: milkbubble. stole. picture. it's. actually. very. hairy. dude. also. with. penis. see. proof?

I understand humans about as well as they understand me.

thanks, mindy.

nanoo nanoo.

[static-harmony]

Originally Posted by girlgun

are you drunk, synth?

I wish. I'm just kidding you. I would not know what to do to a woman.

[girlgun]

hahaha. i just meant your syntax is not up to its usual.

you'd figure out a woman.

[static-harmony]

Yes, my english sucks. Oh I haven't made out with a female in such a long time. I kind of miss that.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by static-harmony

Oh I haven't made out with a female in such a long time. I kind of miss that.

me too

[girlgun]

the plot thickens.....

[static-harmony]

Oh gg, if you ever saw me when I was into girls. I was so close to fucking a girl but my brother walked in. Oh well.

[floatingslowly]

ok. I'm going to solve it.

atsonicpark, in the kitchen, with the dildo and his girlfriend's password.

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by milkbubble

Date of Birth:
December 14, 1986
Age:
22
Biography:
I'm a scatterbrained, quiet, daydreaming, always thirsty, glow-in-the-dark, super-dorky kinda gal.
Location:
FL
Interests:
sewing, painting, string instruments, cooking, knitting, cosplay, horror films, video games, sleep
Top 10 (whatever you want):
Top 10 favorite drinks (in no particular order)

1. Chocolate Milk (OVALTINE!)
2. Apple juice
3. Dr. Pepper
4. White Chocolate Mocha Cappucino
5. V8 Splash (Berry Blend)
6. Kahlua B-52's
7. Bubble milk tea
8. Snow Creek Berry Boone's Farm (lol)
9. Cream soda
10. Mango-peach green tea

DING DING DING!

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by static-harmony

Oh gg, if you ever saw me when I was into girls. I was so close to fucking a girl but my brother walked in. Oh well.

you should tell yr brother that he made you gay. see how he handles it.

[static-harmony]

He would beat me up like when we were little kids. And I would cower like when I was little.

[GeneticKiss]

New camera!!

 

Hadn't shaved that day...

 

Post-workout...(maybe these should actually go in the "Unflattering Pics" thread...)

[Satan]

i can see up yr nostrils

[GeneticKiss]

Originally Posted by Satan

i can see up yr nostrils

Like I said...

[foreveramber]

Originally Posted by milkbubble

Here's a bad picture

 

Shoulda popped that zit!

Wow, you obviously read my blog then, milkbubble? Because that's where you stole this photo from...

Thanks to girlgun for emailing me to let me know about this. Kinda bizarre to discover someone actually impersonating me on the internet, I guess, but hey! So, yes, I'm Amber. Nice to meet you