[jon boy]

Originally Posted by ploesj

no, your parents bought you at ikea and assembled your baby-body themselves. unless you were a showroom model of course.

true fact!

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

its where the bed was located though. an old mattress in a wasteland holds infinite possibilities.

that sounds like my parents allright.

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by jon boy

true fact!

i know.

[jon boy]

 

[ploesj]

199 dollars for a kid, bed included? that's a bargain!

was that the picture they saw of you in the catalog?

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by ploesj

199 dollars for a kid, bed included? that's a bargain!

was that the picture they saw of you in the catalog?

no mine was much worse than that, i was going for the sympathy vote. winner every time!

[ploesj]

sounds like a good idea.

i'm going to get my kids from the recycling center.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by ploesj

sounds like a good idea.

i'm going to get my kids from the recycling center.

check for uneven surfaces and lose joints first. make sure they have a money back guarantee ok.

[demonrail666]

i'm just pissed off those romanian orphanages that were about in the 80s have all closed down. bargain central they were.

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by jon boy

check for uneven surfaces and lose joints first. make sure they have a money back guarantee ok.

also i shouldn't forget to check for permanent stains or parasites.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

i'm just pissed off those romanian orphanages that were about in the 80s have all closed down. bargain central they were.

uzbekistan my friend, uzbekistan.

[demonrail666]

i just googled it. looks promising. cheers.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Maybe we could arrange it for a large estate where there's lots of abandoned stairwells, each of us taking her to a different one. I'm not down with the whole gangbang thing, I'm afraid. I'm a romantic at heart.

Originally Posted by Glice

Dibs not getting sloppy seconds then. Shouldn't be more than a few minutes, it's been while for me.

If you're a romantic at heart then you'd understand that having three guys get all romantic up in you at the same time is the epitome of romance for a young woman. That said, the gangbang is back on. You gotta love them right, bro, you gotta love them right. This one needs the deluxe treatment.

And on a less romantic note, if she gets pregnant we can always take her back to the stairwell in which the magic happened (which I suppose is a romantic act up until that point) and then push her down it to correct things.

[demonrail666]

i say we let her deliver first before any further stairwell activity. get a nine month lease on a disused barn or something. we don't want to get into any rove versus wade-style silliness.

[automatic bzooty]

can we ship every geldof in the world to an uzbeki orphanage?

 

i mean, it's our only option. look at those twats.

[Keeping It Simple]

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

can we ship every geldof in the world to an uzbeki orphanage?

 

i mean, it's our only option. look at those twats.

The little girl standing in front of Bob is Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' kid, right? It's gonna be tough for Bob when he has to tell her, her mother and father are both dead.

[Dead-Air]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

exactly. I can just picture the sound of her sweet orgasm...

"like, like, like, like, liike, liiiiike... L. RON!"

[Satan]

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

The little girl standing in front of Bob is Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates' kid, right? It's gonna be tough for Bob when he has to tell her, her mother and father are both dead.

i think she knows....

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Regardless, I still want to have unprotected sex with her in an abandoned stairwell.

been there, done that.

save yourself the visit to the free clinic.

Originally Posted by Dead-Air

exactly. I can just picture the sound of her sweet orgasm...

"like, like, like, like, liike, liiiiike... L. RON!"

you must etc

i think i pissed myself

[davenotdead]

bob does look majorly twatterly in that scarf and head-thing-covering-piece.

dead-air -- i lol;d

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

its funnier when you see her actually talk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKYn5xAfHKQ

There's little I find more vulgar than when socialites "feel like [they] need to have a spiritual path."