clerks vs. clerks II

dietzer123 · 07.26.2006, 12:21 AM

without going into the movies clerks soundtrack is SOO FUCKING GOOD, and clerks II makes me wanna cut my cock off and feed it to an alligator

schizophrenicroom · 07.26.2006, 12:55 AM

eh. the part i saw of clerks ii i really enjoyed, but i don't think it could beat the first one.

RockerNino · 07.26.2006, 01:00 AM

clerks 2 was a HUGE disappointment. It did have it's moments (most consisted of scenes with Randal). The plot was just horrible. i love the first one though.

schizophrenicroom · 07.26.2006, 01:13 AM

yeah, randal (and the donkey scene) were the best part. i love randal.

Cantankerous · 07.26.2006, 01:16 AM

clerks 2 was terrible.

EyeballGrowth · 07.27.2006, 12:46 AM

Clerks II was decent. Not AWFUL, but Clerks definately is the best. I did like in Clerks II that the opening song was Talking Heads

CHOUT · 07.27.2006, 01:39 AM

I liked II more than I expected, but it can't touch the first.

truncated · 07.27.2006, 03:08 AM

Kevin Smith can suck my proverbial left tit.

kingcoffee · 07.27.2006, 11:33 PM

I thought Clerks II was absolutely hilarious. I was really wary (but still very excited) about a big budget sequel to Clerks. I thught the original was so witty and unique that it would never pan out into a worthy sequel. But it did. The sequel was even funnier than the original, although it lacked the art-house indie film the original film had going. Clerks had a better plot, but was a little bit dry, whereas Clerks II has better acting, funnier supporting characters and better directing and much more sight gags. It's a tough call. I love Clerks but Clerks II is more than a worthy sequel. It does unquestionable justice to Kevin Smith's legacy.

dietzer123 · 07.29.2006, 04:36 PM

it was very funny. the part about pillow pants made me nearly die.

Cantankerous · 07.29.2006, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Kevin Smith can suck my proverbial left tit, quoth Cantankerous.

That's better.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.29.2006, 04:51 PM

Clerks

Daycare Nation · 07.29.2006, 05:02 PM

Clerks II was way better.

truncated · 07.29.2006, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

That's better.

Not that I technically care, but I have been instructing others to suck proverbial tits and balls for quite some time.

I merely conclude that great minds think alike.

kingcoffee · 07.30.2006, 09:19 PM

Whatever.

val-holla-ing · 08.01.2006, 01:54 AM

i wouldn't say clerks II was horrible, but it wasn't as good as some folks were saying. of course, the nerdy references to pop culture and kevin smith's previous movies were nice, but he got a little too sentimental with this one. "jersey girl" was fine with that b/c that's the kind of movie it was.

the soundtrack/score was horrible, though.

kingcoffee · 08.01.2006, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

i wouldn't say clerks II was horrible, but it wasn't as good as some folks were saying. of course, the nerdy references to pop culture and kevin smith's previous movies were nice, but he got a little too sentimental with this one. "jersey girl" was fine with that b/c that's the kind of movie it was.

the soundtrack/score was horrible, though.

Are you nuts, man??!! Jersey Girl was absolutely horrible!!! That was his worst movie!!! Clerks II nearly had me rolling around in the ailes of the thaeter!! True, I may have been high at the time, but that doesn't matter! It was a wonderful film. It wasn't a perfect film, but it was downright hilarious!

val-holla-ing · 08.01.2006, 11:29 AM

i never said that "jersey girl" was a good movie. i said that it was okay for that movie to be extra sentimental, because that's the kind of movie it was.

and really, "clerks II" wasn't that funny. it had its moments, but it didn't have the wit that made "clerks" so charming in the first place. the only part where i had a downright shitfit of laughter was the "lord of the rings" vs. "star wars" part. that was funny. everything else was just a *wee* bit too contrived for me to enjoy more than a little bit...especially the "porch monkey" thing.

Everyneurotic · 08.01.2006, 11:49 AM

the dude said it. he thinks it's better because he was on drugs.

k-krack · 08.01.2006, 02:21 PM

I thought clerks II kicked ass! i don't know if i'd say it was better than the og. but it was one of the funniest movies i have seen. plus, the ending was perfect (if the egg guy was there instead it would have been moreperfect though...)

07.26.2006, 12:21 AM	#1
dietzer123 stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 419	without going into the movies clerks soundtrack is SOO FUCKING GOOD, and clerks II makes me wanna cut my cock off and feed it to an alligator __________________ I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.-bill hicks
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07.26.2006, 12:55 AM	#2
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	eh. the part i saw of clerks ii i really enjoyed, but i don't think it could beat the first one. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.26.2006, 01:00 AM	#3
RockerNino bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 170	clerks 2 was a HUGE disappointment. It did have it's moments (most consisted of scenes with Randal). The plot was just horrible. i love the first one though.
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07.26.2006, 01:13 AM	#4
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	yeah, randal (and the donkey scene) were the best part. i love randal. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.26.2006, 01:16 AM	#5
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	clerks 2 was terrible. __________________ RETIRED
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07.27.2006, 12:46 AM	#6
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	Clerks II was decent. Not AWFUL, but Clerks definately is the best. I did like in Clerks II that the opening song was Talking Heads
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07.27.2006, 01:39 AM	#7
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I liked II more than I expected, but it can't touch the first. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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07.27.2006, 03:08 AM	#8
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Kevin Smith can suck my proverbial left tit.
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07.27.2006, 11:33 PM	#9
kingcoffee expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,510	I thought Clerks II was absolutely hilarious. I was really wary (but still very excited) about a big budget sequel to Clerks. I thught the original was so witty and unique that it would never pan out into a worthy sequel. But it did. The sequel was even funnier than the original, although it lacked the art-house indie film the original film had going. Clerks had a better plot, but was a little bit dry, whereas Clerks II has better acting, funnier supporting characters and better directing and much more sight gags. It's a tough call. I love Clerks but Clerks II is more than a worthy sequel. It does unquestionable justice to Kevin Smith's legacy. __________________ "No way, man! Cuz dyin' would be a stone groove! Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?" "Yes. Pick up your puppy."
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07.29.2006, 04:36 PM	#10
dietzer123 stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 419	it was very funny. the part about pillow pants made me nearly die. __________________ I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.-bill hicks
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07.29.2006, 04:51 PM	#12
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Clerks
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07.29.2006, 05:02 PM	#13
Daycare Nation expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,904	Clerks II was way better. __________________ That dragon ain't the love sweet love.
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07.30.2006, 09:19 PM	#15
kingcoffee expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,510	Whatever. __________________ "No way, man! Cuz dyin' would be a stone groove! Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?" "Yes. Pick up your puppy."
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08.01.2006, 01:54 AM	#16
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i wouldn't say clerks II was horrible, but it wasn't as good as some folks were saying. of course, the nerdy references to pop culture and kevin smith's previous movies were nice, but he got a little too sentimental with this one. "jersey girl" was fine with that b/c that's the kind of movie it was. the soundtrack/score was horrible, though. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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08.01.2006, 11:29 AM	#18
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i never said that "jersey girl" was a good movie. i said that it was okay for that movie to be extra sentimental, because that's the kind of movie it was. and really, "clerks II" wasn't that funny. it had its moments, but it didn't have the wit that made "clerks" so charming in the first place. the only part where i had a downright shitfit of laughter was the "lord of the rings" vs. "star wars" part. that was funny. everything else was just a wee bit too contrived for me to enjoy more than a little bit...especially the "porch monkey" thing. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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08.01.2006, 11:49 AM	#19
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	the dude said it. he thinks it's better because he was on drugs. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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08.01.2006, 02:21 PM	#20
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	I thought clerks II kicked ass! i don't know if i'd say it was better than the og. but it was one of the funniest movies i have seen. plus, the ending was perfect (if the egg guy was there instead it would have been moreperfect though...) __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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