Sex is out - Page 3

jon boy · 03.21.2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

Why did you add "while posting on here"?

you know thats not true honey bunny. same time and place as last week ok? remember the stuff though this time because you got me all worked up over it.

SynthethicalY · 03.21.2007, 03:00 PM

nicfit · 03.21.2007, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

you know thats not true honey bunny. same time and place as last week ok? remember the stuff though this time because you got me all worked up over it.

Ok, I hope those "things" you know will pass security checks at the airport this time...

jon boy · 03.21.2007, 03:11 PM

well they are all made out of rubber right?

floatingslowly · 03.21.2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

yel'an koss omak

I'm going to have to work "curse yr mother's pussy" into my everyday repertoire.

learning a new curse is always a cause for celebration.

nicfit · 03.21.2007, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

well they are all made out of rubber right?

well, on the outside, yes, they are....

schizophrenicroom · 03.21.2007, 03:28 PM

my mom left condoms out in the open once on her bathroom counter and it was sort of awkward to have her help me do my hair and instead of grabbing a hair tie i grab ultra-ribbeds. she didn't seem to notice, though.

king_buzzo · 03.21.2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

my mom left condoms out in the open once on her bathroom counter and it was sort of awkward to have her help me do my hair and instead of grabbing a hair tie i grab ultra-ribbeds. she didn't seem to notice, though.

i once found a condom in my bin. i was creeped out.

king_buzzo · 03.21.2007, 03:33 PM

I do not know, do you think you would investigate your a condom which your parents used?

king_buzzo · 03.21.2007, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I mean, I can understand them not wanting to have another YOU, but...

Haha, you deserve rep. yeah the condom was oustide the wrapper, and was put on top of the wrapper. it looked normal though, no scary white stuff....

king_buzzo · 03.21.2007, 03:58 PM

The boys toilet in the year 10/11 common room is disturbing. Last week there was a poster with naked men on it, and there was blood all over the floor and in the toilets. Today, someone took shit and threw it on the door. Im scared

Norma J · 03.21.2007, 04:11 PM

But when was the last time you had sex? I gather by your attitude on this board, that it'd been awhile?

Jokes. I'm joking of course. Don't get your designer knickers in a knot.

Savage Clone · 03.21.2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

plus ejaculating in bad for your chi.

But great for your prostate.

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

there's a beat happening song about how boring sex is. it's my theme tune.

Did they put that on the same album as the songs where they talk about how boring it is to learn how to play your instruments and write about something compelling?

SynthethicalY · 03.21.2007, 05:28 PM

I can nsay that I don't care much for it. But I do get some frequently.

Toilet & Bowels · 03.21.2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

But great for your prostate.

i have prostate trouble + general lethargy, whether i ejaculate or not i can't win

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Did they put that on the same album as the songs where they talk about how boring it is to learn how to play your instruments and write about something compelling?

yeah

Green_mind · 03.21.2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I've had enough of it and the constant and nauseating talk that surrounds it.
I'll stick to the strict aesthetics of a monk for the forseeable future. Goodbye cocks.

Too mainstream for you?

Green_mind · 03.21.2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

i once found a condom in my bin. i was creeped out.

I was about to use a computer in my college library the other day and just as I was going to log in I noticed a condom was layed across the keys, made me sick.

SynthethicalY · 03.21.2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Green_mind

I was about to use a computer in my college library the other day and just as I was going to log in I noticed a condom was layed across the keys, made me sick.

Well, it could be many reasons. For example, they could just leave it out there to creep people out, which they did. Or they had sex and left it there to say we had sex in the library.

!@#$%! · 03.21.2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

What the hell does this mean? I know I should probably get it, but I don't.

that? oh, that was a play on words w/ "jilling (off)"

don't know the word?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=jilling+off

yo may not know the word BUT YOU KNOW THE DEED!

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

But great for your prostate.

hurray!

demonrail666 · 03.21.2007, 08:13 PM

You think I'd be endlessly starting pointless threads on here if I was getting any? Only indulging in hand-to-gland combat right now. Well, not RIGHT now.

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schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	my mom left condoms out in the open once on her bathroom counter and it was sort of awkward to have her help me do my hair and instead of grabbing a hair tie i grab ultra-ribbeds. she didn't seem to notice, though. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	The boys toilet in the year 10/11 common room is disturbing. Last week there was a poster with naked men on it, and there was blood all over the floor and in the toilets. Today, someone took shit and threw it on the door. Im scared
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	But when was the last time you had sex? I gather by your attitude on this board, that it'd been awhile? Jokes. I'm joking of course. Don't get your designer knickers in a knot. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I can nsay that I don't care much for it. But I do get some frequently.
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