Italian Ice

summer · 05.27.2009, 04:50 AM

This is pretty much the best dessert/whatever it is of all time. Especially the strawberry stuff. Does anyone else love this stuff or is it just me =o

atsonicpark · 05.27.2009, 04:56 AM

In 1975, Spidey fights a clone of himself and the clone dies in an explosion. Afterwards, Spidey dumps the dead clone's body down the smokestack of an incinerator. As Comic Book stuff goes, this is barely noticeably dumb. Happens all the time. Wait, though. In 1988, a Clone of Spidey's dead girl friend Gwen Stacy hooks up with the High Evolutionary, a dude who can evolve things. A fella named Ben Rielly, who will later turn out to be the not dead not incinerated clone of Spider-Man starts hanging out with this guy named Kaine, who, as sometimes happens, is also a clone of Spider-Man. Kaine. In 1994, a mysterious stranger lurks around Peter Parker and his family and after a year of pussy footing they come face to face and WAAAAAA!! The mysterious stranger is also Peter Parker, probably a clone I'd guess. They fight and then team up and then the clone looks like he died in an explosion, but really goes off into exile so he won't bother anybody. Meanwhile, somebody creates another Spider-Man Clone. By my count there are now at least three Spider-men. The Ben Rielly clone starts fightin' crime as the Scarlet Spider. Mary Jane gets pregnant and Spidey starts having dreams that really he's the clone. In 1995, another clone of Spider-Man is introduced. Maybe it's that third clone, or maybe it's a fourth one. Three of the Spider-men meet and fight and team up and Ben Rielly takes Spider-Man's place in jail and Spider-Man takes on the Scarlet Spider identity. (HAH! I said 'titty'). It turns out Ben is the real Peter and Peter is the clone and the third clone (who's bad, by the way) Takes on the Identity (titty) of Spidercide, allowing him to deliver Spidercide chats. Spidercide kills Kaine and then falls to his death, so we're back to two Spider-men. Spider-Man has a breakdown and retires and Scarlet Spider joins the new Warriors because that's where characters that suck ass generally wind up. Turns out the guy who's making clones used to work for the High Evolutionary. Oh, and Kaine comes back from the dead, so it's three Spider-men again. And Ben dies his hair and starts being Spider-Man instead of the Scarlet Spider. I think. And somewhere in there we got a robot Scarlet Spider, who's bad. Peter (retired Spider-Man) Looses his powers. Kaine shows up again, and they find a skeleton is a spider costume is a smokestack, which probably means that first clone really was dead. Powerless Peter shows up to help investigate. In '96, Peter gets his powers back. The Mastermind behind the whole thing turns out to be Norman Osborn, the original Green Goblin, who everybody thought was dead, as opposed to the Green Goblin that's his son or the Hobgoblin or a clone. I think. Mary Jane looses the baby, it turns out Peter was the original Spider-Man, not the clone, and Ben dies. Which I think means there's still two Spider-men left. After that, writers, editors and fans all try hard to PRETEND THIS NEAR DECADE LONG SUCK FEST NEVER HAPPENED.

summer · 05.27.2009, 04:59 AM

You know what disgusted me about Spiderman 3, when I watched in theaters, and Mary Jane got hit, every single guy in there cheered. Cheered!

chrome noise tape · 05.27.2009, 06:48 AM

summer!!!

phoenix · 05.27.2009, 09:39 AM

are you talking about gelati?

if so, I quite enjoy lychee. and pistachio. yes. all the citrus flavours make the roof of my mouth hurt though.

Rob Instigator · 05.27.2009, 09:40 AM

I like gelato
I like italian ice
I like sorbet
I like ice cream
I like sherbet
I like frozen lemonade
I like popsicles

phoenix · 05.27.2009, 09:44 AM

what is italian ice if its not gelati?

Rob Instigator · 05.27.2009, 09:55 AM

some other shit

Italian ice is a frozen dessert made from either concentrated syrup flavoring or fruit purees. It is not shaved ice that is flavored.

Gelato, or the plural Gelati, is the Italian regional variant of ice cream. As such, gelato is made with similar ingredients as most ice-creams around the world, with milk (and cream), sugar (and other sweeteners), flavorings (fruits, nuts, essences, etc.) and air as the main ingredients.

Sorbet (pronounced /sɔrˈbeɪ/ sor-bay) is a frozen dessert made from sweetened water flavoured with iced fruit (typically juice or puree), chocolate, wine, and/or liqueur.

chrome noise tape · 05.27.2009, 09:55 AM

gelato!gelato!gelato!gelato!gelato!gelato!gelato!

phoenix · 05.27.2009, 09:57 AM

she doesnt really look too excited about her spectacular ice cream cone.

Rob Instigator · 05.27.2009, 10:02 AM

the giant ice cream cone is making her remember how small her man's cock is.

phoenix · 05.27.2009, 10:08 AM

she does seem challenged by its girth.

Lamont Cranston · 05.27.2009, 02:36 PM

this is an awesome conversation

pantophobia · 05.27.2009, 03:25 PM

so i have worked in three different places that have served ice cream or gelato, i can see a pattern

ploesj · 05.27.2009, 03:48 PM

i love how they keep putting more and more ice cream on the cornet. giant portions, mmm.

Rob Instigator · 05.27.2009, 03:49 PM

that lady's cone has another cone imbedded in the original cone! fractals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob Instigator · 05.27.2009, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ploesj

i love how they keep putting more and more ice cream on the cornet. giant portions, mmm.

that is the most erotic non-erotic statement I have heard in years.

ploesj · 05.27.2009, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

that is the most erotic non-erotic statement I have heard in years.

probably because it's from a girl.

i better go to bed now, have to defend my year of work in front of six teachers tomorrow. fifteen minutes to peruade them to let me go to the third year.

Rob Instigator · 05.27.2009, 03:54 PM

best of luck.

Yr a girl?

hahahahahahahahah

automatic bzooty · 05.27.2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I like gelato
I like italian ice
I like sorbet
I like ice cream
I like sherbet
I like frozen lemonade
I like popsicles

i will take one of everything.

05.27.2009, 04:50 AM	#1
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05.27.2009, 04:56 AM	#2
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	In 1975, Spidey fights a clone of himself and the clone dies in an explosion. Afterwards, Spidey dumps the dead clone's body down the smokestack of an incinerator. As Comic Book stuff goes, this is barely noticeably dumb. Happens all the time. Wait, though. In 1988, a Clone of Spidey's dead girl friend Gwen Stacy hooks up with the High Evolutionary, a dude who can evolve things. A fella named Ben Rielly, who will later turn out to be the not dead not incinerated clone of Spider-Man starts hanging out with this guy named Kaine, who, as sometimes happens, is also a clone of Spider-Man. Kaine. In 1994, a mysterious stranger lurks around Peter Parker and his family and after a year of pussy footing they come face to face and WAAAAAA!! The mysterious stranger is also Peter Parker, probably a clone I'd guess. They fight and then team up and then the clone looks like he died in an explosion, but really goes off into exile so he won't bother anybody. Meanwhile, somebody creates another Spider-Man Clone. By my count there are now at least three Spider-men. The Ben Rielly clone starts fightin' crime as the Scarlet Spider. Mary Jane gets pregnant and Spidey starts having dreams that really he's the clone. In 1995, another clone of Spider-Man is introduced. Maybe it's that third clone, or maybe it's a fourth one. Three of the Spider-men meet and fight and team up and Ben Rielly takes Spider-Man's place in jail and Spider-Man takes on the Scarlet Spider identity. (HAH! I said 'titty'). It turns out Ben is the real Peter and Peter is the clone and the third clone (who's bad, by the way) Takes on the Identity (titty) of Spidercide, allowing him to deliver Spidercide chats. Spidercide kills Kaine and then falls to his death, so we're back to two Spider-men. Spider-Man has a breakdown and retires and Scarlet Spider joins the new Warriors because that's where characters that suck ass generally wind up. Turns out the guy who's making clones used to work for the High Evolutionary. Oh, and Kaine comes back from the dead, so it's three Spider-men again. And Ben dies his hair and starts being Spider-Man instead of the Scarlet Spider. I think. And somewhere in there we got a robot Scarlet Spider, who's bad. Peter (retired Spider-Man) Looses his powers. Kaine shows up again, and they find a skeleton is a spider costume is a smokestack, which probably means that first clone really was dead. Powerless Peter shows up to help investigate. In '96, Peter gets his powers back. The Mastermind behind the whole thing turns out to be Norman Osborn, the original Green Goblin, who everybody thought was dead, as opposed to the Green Goblin that's his son or the Hobgoblin or a clone. I think. Mary Jane looses the baby, it turns out Peter was the original Spider-Man, not the clone, and Ben dies. Which I think means there's still two Spider-men left. After that, writers, editors and fans all try hard to PRETEND THIS NEAR DECADE LONG SUCK FEST NEVER HAPPENED. __________________
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05.27.2009, 04:59 AM	#3
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05.27.2009, 06:48 AM	#4
chrome noise tape the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2009 Location: Making The Nature Scene Posts: 935	summer!!!
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05.27.2009, 09:39 AM	#5
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	are you talking about gelati? if so, I quite enjoy lychee. and pistachio. yes. all the citrus flavours make the roof of my mouth hurt though. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.27.2009, 09:40 AM	#6
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	I like gelato I like italian ice I like sorbet I like ice cream I like sherbet I like frozen lemonade I like popsicles __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.27.2009, 09:44 AM	#7
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	what is italian ice if its not gelati? __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.27.2009, 09:55 AM	#8
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	some other shit Italian ice is a frozen dessert made from either concentrated syrup flavoring or fruit purees. It is not shaved ice that is flavored. Gelato, or the plural Gelati, is the Italian regional variant of ice cream. As such, gelato is made with similar ingredients as most ice-creams around the world, with milk (and cream), sugar (and other sweeteners), flavorings (fruits, nuts, essences, etc.) and air as the main ingredients. Sorbet (pronounced /sɔrˈbeɪ/ sor-bay) is a frozen dessert made from sweetened water flavoured with iced fruit (typically juice or puree), chocolate, wine, and/or liqueur. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.27.2009, 09:57 AM	#10
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	she doesnt really look too excited about her spectacular ice cream cone. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.27.2009, 10:02 AM	#11
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	the giant ice cream cone is making her remember how small her man's cock is. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.27.2009, 10:08 AM	#12
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	she does seem challenged by its girth. __________________ tiny and lost.
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05.27.2009, 03:25 PM	#14
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	so i have worked in three different places that have served ice cream or gelato, i can see a pattern
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05.27.2009, 03:48 PM	#15
ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	i love how they keep putting more and more ice cream on the cornet. giant portions, mmm. __________________ blog flickr
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	that lady's cone has another cone imbedded in the original cone! fractals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.27.2009, 03:54 PM	#19
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	best of luck. Yr a girl? hahahahahahahahah __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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