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Old 09.16.2008, 11:28 AM   #41
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Old 09.16.2008, 02:22 PM   #42
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I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...

Holy shit I probably never laughed so hard on a a thread ever... super props.
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Old 09.16.2008, 02:27 PM   #43
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Old 09.16.2008, 02:28 PM   #44
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SYR 9 (in Spanish): El Sexo de Kim y Thurston
A Kim and Thurston sex tape exclusively on laser disc.

LOL

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I can just hear that...

Lee: his oral foreplay reminds me of driving across the country with no roadmap, no compass, no direction but the drive itself, and the windows are fogging up, and I'm thinking to myself about the canyons of concrete in every major urban megalopolis and how it's really an endless burning architectural bale of infinity...

Steve: this is really pretty embarrassing...

LOL
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Old 09.16.2008, 02:31 PM   #45
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Lydia Lunch ("The hotness of desire as Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump rides up against the saddle of the prone madonna-whore, sweat cascades like the waterfall of ecstasy that flows between my breasts, like a fucking hurricane through the junkyard of my mind, like a wounded wolf tearing at Kim's flesh, her flesh, my death, my sex....")

"Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump"
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Old 09.16.2008, 02:32 PM   #46
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You misread... Albini hates DVD porn. He's cool with VHS. Y'know, analog and all.

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Old 09.16.2008, 02:37 PM   #47
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You forgot Ian Mc Kaye:
"Hey these guys are having sex with
no intention
of procreation
abomination!!!!

*gtr skronk*
*powerchoards*
* dub bass line*
* jumps in the audience*
*gets puched in the face in the pit*
*goes back home and masturbates*
*shaves head*
*eats veggies*
*and large steak*
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Old 09.16.2008, 03:08 PM   #48
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On Ecstatic Peace records ??

hahaha.

not really, i wouldnt.
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Old 09.16.2008, 03:27 PM   #49
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the real poll should be "what will you be doing when you watch kim and thurston's sex vid?"
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Old 09.16.2008, 03:48 PM   #50
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It would come out on

Ecstatic Piece
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Old 09.16.2008, 04:43 PM   #51
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do you think thurston stops in the middle of sex to record 9 hour solo noise jams? or can he do that while having sex at the same time?
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Old 09.16.2008, 05:33 PM   #52
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^^I heard he's already recorded a series of farts that he ran through his RAT distortion device . He called it "The diamond Sea".
wahaha i'm so mean.
fuck
One can't be "nice" all the time, right?
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Old 09.16.2008, 07:30 PM   #53
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would i watch it??
fuck i hesitated even to click on such a stupid poll
luckily some great interventions thanks for the laugh
You obviously have not lurked this place enough.
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Old 09.16.2008, 08:40 PM   #54
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this reminds me so much of the "Too Hot for Echocam" thread 6 years ago on the old fullerene board
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Old 09.16.2008, 09:22 PM   #55
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I would absolutely watch it. Watching the always lovely Kim Gordon work Moore's (undoubtedly massive) pole would be a joy.

I'd much rather see a Lee sex tape though.
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Old 09.17.2008, 12:20 AM   #56
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OMG it seems like every thread title around there could refer to SY sex now

"Thurston Moore: BUILT FOR LOVIN'"
"SY Trying To Figure Out How To Play 100%"
"Lee Ranaldo On The White Album"
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Old 09.17.2008, 01:29 AM   #57
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Old 09.17.2008, 06:26 AM   #58
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Oh, I bet it's white.
I hope it's white
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:35 AM   #59
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Hilarious! (you got rep from me too)

You could also have guest commentators, such as:

Bob Bert ("Thurston's thrusting and grunting here reminds me of the groove we put together for "Death Valley '69")
Steve Albini ("You mean I finally get to SEE Kim Gordon's panties? Hot dang!")
Lydia Lunch ("The hotness of desire as Thurston's Big Jesus Love Pump rides up against the saddle of the prone madonna-whore, sweat cascades like the waterfall of ecstasy that flows between my breasts, like a fucking hurricane through the junkyard of my mind, like a wounded wolf tearing at Kim's flesh, her flesh, my death, my sex....")
Richard Kern ("I like young ladies in panties......this tape is lacking young ladies in panties.....order my tapes, they have young ladies in panties galore...")

Didn't Lydia Lunch write something like that about Steve Albini in the early days of Big Black when she was writing for some zine?
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Old 09.18.2008, 01:39 AM   #60
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