[Pookie]

Originally Posted by girlgun

Dear pookie,

Don't make me break up with you, ok?

Love,

Rude wendybird-bobbycat and her whiskey.

Care to dance?

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Geometrically Challenged

Dear Pookie,

Why is a round pizza put in a square box? And if sandwich bread is square, then why are most lunch meats round?

Respectfully,
Geometrically Challenged

I'll answer the questions if anybody can name the artist who did this:

 

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by This chipolata's not going to fill my hole

Holiday Meat Tree by Oscar Meyer 1973

Wrong answer. It was Salvador Deli.

Originally Posted by I love a nice big Cumberland inside me

Why's it always gotta be about the sausage?!

You can't beat a good bit of toad in the hole.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Why are the cumberlands circular & twirled-like? Gross.

Otherwise they would hang off the edge of your plate.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Dear Pookie,

Why is a round pizza put in a square box?

A round box would roll off the back of the pizza delivery scooter.

[✌➬]

Why do people call themselves with affectionate names, like Pookie?

Thanks, Synth.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by ✌➬

Why do people call themselves with affectionate names, like Pookie?

Thanks, Synth.

In my case, to make people think I'm soft and cuddly (the chicks love it), when really I look like this:

 

[✌➬]

Dear Pookie,

What can a man do with so much time on their hands?

Thanks,
Father Time.

[ALIEN ANAL]

thats not time
thats spooge
and you should wash them

[luisxvi]

Dear Pookie,

Can you (I mean everyone generally) sneeze when you are asleep?

Yours, Jerry Sadowitz

[MellySingsDoom]

Dear Pookie

What becomes of the broken-hearted?

Or

Who makes the Nazis?

Yours as always

Melly

[✌➬]

Pookie Answer!

[MellySingsDoom]

God Synth, thanks for backing me up, cholo for life!

[✌➬]

No cholo for me. Teenage Whore for life.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Dear Pookie

What becomes of the broken-hearted?

They tend to search everywhere just to find someone to care. They look everyday to find a way.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Father Time

Dear Pookie,

What can a man do with so much time on their hands?

Thanks,
Father Time.

Reminds me of a man I knew with no arms. As a jape, we used to go up to him and say, "Got the time on ya, cock?"

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Jerry Sadowitz

Dear Pookie,

Can you (I mean everyone generally) sneeze when you are asleep?

Yours, Jerry Sadowitz

The irritation that initially triggers activity at nerve endings in the upper respiratory tract, wake you up before you actually sneeze.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Rapunzel

Pookie,

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

Sincerely,
Rapunzel

In my experience bald men are filthy bastards who wash neither their heads nor the rest of their stinking bodies.

[MellySingsDoom]

Dear Pookie,

Is "Carnival of Souls" one of the best symbolist/pure horror films frm the US ever?

Yours, in anticipation,

Melly the Smelly

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Melly The Smelly

Dear Pookie,

Is "Carnival of Souls" one of the best symbolist/pure horror films frm the US ever?

Yours, in anticipation,

Melly the Smelly

Yes.

Hope this helps.