So...will Conflicker C bring internet armageddon? - Page 2

atsonicpark · 04.01.2009, 11:01 AM

So, did ANYTHING happen to anyone?

noisereductions · 04.01.2009, 11:04 AM

not that I can tell. The Washington Post actually ran an April Fool's article about things that happened. But it was a joke. There's been no confirmed (that I know of) things that have actually happened.

atsonicpark · 04.01.2009, 11:09 AM

Oh, my mom is watching the news in the next room and someone on the news just said, "THE CONFLICKER VIRUS IS ALREADY ATTACKING!" The fuck.

noisereductions · 04.01.2009, 11:55 AM

I can't seem to find any proof of that though.

Rob Instigator · 04.01.2009, 12:08 PM

what are we supposed to be worried about now in Fear Nation?

atsonicpark · 04.01.2009, 12:16 PM

Someone on the news just said "Don't open any emailed file attachments today from people who you don't know."

No shit! (that's not today, that's everyday)

Kloriel · 04.01.2009, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

what are we supposed to be worried about now in Fear Nation?

1) my new sig
2) neon
3)
4) that horrible sound effect in the show 24 that drags a dialogue over as a new scene emerges that is probably intended to increase anxiety but really makes me hate the show more despite already passing all hate-show scores.
5) Madonna
6) Jolie's quest to Man Up
7) You know, fuck it
8) rations
9) not enough
10) losing hitpoints

Rob Instigator · 04.01.2009, 12:38 PM

I have a +12 charisdma

joe11121 · 04.01.2009, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Someone on the news just said "Don't open any emailed file attachments today from people who you don't know."

No shit! (that's not today, that's everyday)

Hahahaha. I'm so happy nothing is going on with my computer though.

davenotdead · 04.01.2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Someone on the news just said "Don't open any emailed file attachments today from people who you don't know."

No shit! (that's not today, that's everyday)

have we really come this far? goodness me. the news is really this worthless

vulva · 04.01.2009, 09:15 PM

hy guys, vrything's okay with my comptr xcpt my "e" ky isnt working. ( had to copy/past that on from anothr sntanc just to gt it thr. Oh wll.

noisereductions · 04.01.2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vulva

hy guys, vrything's okay with my comptr xcpt my "e" ky isnt working. ( had to copy/past that on from anothr sntanc just to gt it thr. Oh wll.

wow! Best post of 2009!

Kloriel · 04.01.2009, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vulva

hy guys, vrything's okay with my comptr xcpt my "e" ky isnt working. ( had to copy/past that on from anothr sntanc just to gt it thr. Oh wll.

quick, frag him while he can't strafe

floatingslowly · 04.01.2009, 10:19 PM

^^^ Posts: 666

I know ye for what thou art, foul daemon. by fire be purged.

Kloriel · 04.01.2009, 10:59 PM

I'm actually kinda nice.

vulva · 04.01.2009, 11:27 PM

I... am a good.... work... guy

amerikangod · 04.01.2009, 11:53 PM

Conficker made me become permanently impotent. I was just watching a video taken from a security camera of a large-breasted blonde woman that accidentally stumbled into a prison basketball team's locker room, and nothing.

floatingslowly · 04.02.2009, 08:54 AM

^^^ you should try adjusting the penis to vagina ratio of yr porn.

I hope this helps.

amerikangod · 04.02.2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ you should try adjusting the penis to vagina ratio of yr porn.

I hope this helps.

Ok, I tried this and it totally worked. Apparently doubling the amount of penises does the trick.

Conficker didn't make me impotent, it just made me gay. I can't wait to ruin this coming Thanksgiving!

pbradley · 04.03.2009, 01:35 AM

conficker eye chart

http://www.joestewart.org/cfeyechart.html

04.01.2009, 11:01 AM	#21
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	So, did ANYTHING happen to anyone? __________________
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04.01.2009, 11:04 AM	#22
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	not that I can tell. The Washington Post actually ran an April Fool's article about things that happened. But it was a joke. There's been no confirmed (that I know of) things that have actually happened. __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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04.01.2009, 11:09 AM	#23
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Oh, my mom is watching the news in the next room and someone on the news just said, "THE CONFLICKER VIRUS IS ALREADY ATTACKING!" The fuck. __________________
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04.01.2009, 12:08 PM	#25
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	what are we supposed to be worried about now in Fear Nation? __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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04.01.2009, 12:16 PM	#26
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Someone on the news just said "Don't open any emailed file attachments today from people who you don't know." No shit! (that's not today, that's everyday) __________________
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04.01.2009, 12:38 PM	#28
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	I have a +12 charisdma __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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04.01.2009, 09:15 PM	#31
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	hy guys, vrything's okay with my comptr xcpt my "e" ky isnt working. ( had to copy/past that on from anothr sntanc just to gt it thr. Oh wll.
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04.01.2009, 10:19 PM	#34
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ Posts: 666 I know ye for what thou art, foul daemon. by fire be purged.
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04.01.2009, 10:59 PM	#35
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	I'm actually kinda nice. __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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04.01.2009, 11:27 PM	#36
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	I... am a good.... work... guy
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04.01.2009, 11:53 PM	#37
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Conficker made me become permanently impotent. I was just watching a video taken from a security camera of a large-breasted blonde woman that accidentally stumbled into a prison basketball team's locker room, and nothing. __________________
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04.02.2009, 08:54 AM	#38
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ you should try adjusting the penis to vagina ratio of yr porn. I hope this helps.
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04.03.2009, 01:35 AM	#40
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	conficker eye chart http://www.joestewart.org/cfeyechart.html
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