I'm bored with Metal now. Let's talk about sex instead - Page 2

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Oh yeah, and all that business about taking your socks off beforehand? That's a definite no-no I'm afraid. My socks only come off for my monthly bath, so I can use them as a flannel.

A friend of mine showed me his wank sock once. Never mind the smell, imagine the sight of a sports sock covered in dried yellowing semolina. Ugh. Needless to say, I dragged him down to the pub soon afterwards, and we never spoke of the sock again.

Everyneurotic · 06.28.2008, 07:24 PM

what a marvelous thread to kick back and just read.

please do go on, this is powerful fun.

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I really really really enjoy if she leaves her socks on during sex.

I like socks and gloves... things that "fit" things well.. haha..

as far as things that "fit well" this would be much more my style

with the devil horns of course.

This Is Not Here · 06.28.2008, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

A friend of mine showed me his wank sock once. Never mind the smell, imagine the sight of a sports sock covered in dried yellowing semolina. Ugh. Needless to say, I dragged him down to the pub soon afterwards, and we never spoke of the sock again.

Ha ha, oh how I laugh.

Everyneurotic · 06.28.2008, 07:30 PM

cantanky with devil horns...unstoppable!

Cantankerous · 06.28.2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

cantanky with devil horns...unstoppable!

i'm unstoppable with or without.

i can't wait to get old so i can reminisce about my youth, prancing about in corsets and high heels and devil horns

Everyneurotic · 06.28.2008, 07:34 PM

by "unstoppable" i meant "mighty sexai".

atsonicpark · 06.28.2008, 07:34 PM

My girlfriend often wears skeleton gloves... that's what I'm talkin about.

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:34 PM

And on the seventh day, God created this thread.

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

My girlfriend often wears skeleton gloves... that's what I'm talkin about.

You're making that up, I caught you brushing your nose as you typed it.

atsonicpark · 06.28.2008, 07:36 PM

I know a guy who cummed up his keyboard once.

He shot his load up in the air and it landed in between the keys and he tried to get it out but quickly gave up and just let it dry there.

atsonicpark · 06.28.2008, 07:36 PM

Nah I'm not making that up.

Have you seen my girlfriend? She's a cosplayer. She makes costumes all the time and shit. I happen to enjoy that thankfully, heh.

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Nah I'm not making that up.

Have you seen my girlfriend?

[In the voice of Bender from "Futurama"] - Enough talk, show us the pictures of her!"

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:40 PM

Enough pictures, I wanna talk to her.

atsonicpark · 06.28.2008, 07:41 PM

haha.

Nah, I don't feel like putting pictures of her up on THIS thread.

o'connor · 06.28.2008, 07:46 PM

i've never had a woman give me a blow job and be able to get me off. never. oral sex is foreplay to me.

MellySingsDoom · 06.28.2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

haha.

Nah, I don't feel like putting pictures of her up on THIS thread.

Fair do's. Can you show me your cock instead?

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor

i've never had a woman give me a blow job and be able to get me off. never. oral sex is foreplay to me.

How about a bloke? Any more joy then?

Everyneurotic · 06.28.2008, 07:48 PM

has anyone had a good handjob done by somebody else?

demonrail666 · 06.28.2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Fair do's. Can you show me your cock instead?

This is your second and final warning Melly. Anymore of that and it's an early shower.

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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Enough pictures, I wanna talk to her.
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