Dude Becomes a Father at 13 - Page 2

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.13.2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox

now what i want to know is
why the fuck would he have sex with such an ugly girl

She's England's beauty queen

Rob Instigator · 02.13.2009, 03:41 PM

the crazy thing is he did ass-to-mouth on her.

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

They're both peds. People should form a mob and burn their houses down. It's the English way.

Yeah, like the good old days. I tell ya, they don't do house burnings like they used to, what with no one having thatched roofs anymore.

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 03:43 PM

Eastbourne 15 year old girl
She's been living in her Eastbourne world
I bet she never had a non Eastbourne guy
I bet her mama never told her why

demonrail666 · 02.13.2009, 03:44 PM

Things went down hill the minute farmer's sons stopped marauding villages with pitchforks.

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 03:59 PM

Alas...

pbradley · 02.13.2009, 04:04 PM

If these parents were noble yankees, they would have named the baby Stalin Fuck-Anus.

SYRFox · 02.13.2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

the crazy thing is he did ass-to-mouth on her.

she's so ugly that it does not make any difference from kissing her anyway

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

If these parents were noble yankees, they would have named the baby Stalin Fuck-Anus.

These people aren't educated enough to even know who Stalin was let alone be able to pronounce his name.

joe11121 · 02.13.2009, 04:16 PM

That is um, wrong. He looks like he's 6, in a few years the baby will look older than him...

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 04:17 PM

hahaha!

afterthefact · 02.13.2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

He was twelve when he made the conquest. I read an interview with him in another paper and he said "I'm just trying to get this all out of my system when I'm young."

I heard he had to go to rehab when he was 8.

Lurker · 02.13.2009, 05:07 PM

Addicted to the monkey bars. His hands were always blistered.

davenotdead · 02.13.2009, 05:15 PM

this is why abstinence should be taught.

Sonic Youth 37 · 02.13.2009, 05:16 PM

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 02.13.2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I read about this. fucking horrible shit.

the "dad" is 13, the "mom" is 15.

looks like the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is getting freak-a-lik

floatingslowly · 02.13.2009, 05:24 PM

lol @ fantasybedtimehour.com

Lamont Cranston · 02.13.2009, 08:40 PM

bloody chavs

ploesj · 02.13.2009, 08:45 PM

disturbing.

at his age, i still played with playmobil.

davenotdead · 02.14.2009, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

lol @ fantasybedtimehour.com

hahahaha

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