why do brits put r's where there are none?? - Page 3

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Meanwhile, I'd happily pay this woman mucho pounds to shout at me like that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpTkafjPKS8

The fact she's brandishing a power drill makes it even hotter, for some reason.

she's talking about gonorrhea!

i'd ask for a discount if i were you.

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 05:10 PM

ps- i'd like this one more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgeiIG7P0-c

demonrail666 · 10.25.2010, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

she's talking about gonorrhea!

hahahaha. seriously? Oh, well I only mentioned her shouting. She can give me aural sex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqslBPw4nck

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ps- i'd like this one more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgeiIG7P0-c

The difference between you and me is that you clearly have a modicum of class.

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

The difference between you and me is that you clearly have a modicum of class.

oh you like heavy trash, eh?

ha ha ha

"malparido, hijo de puta" she was saying in #2

ha ha ha ha

she was cussing out the people who were saying she was an embarrassment to colombians

sofia vergara is DELICIOUS. hot damn.

demonrail666 · 10.25.2010, 05:23 PM

I think she's faking it up a bit but nonetheless, yeah, my idea of heaven is the woman here on the right. I'm not big on subtlety, I'm afraid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkAQi73nm0M

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 05:23 PM

ps- as a bonus, she appears to love yr cuntry

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

I think she's faking it up a bit but nonetheless, yeah, my idea of heaven is the woman here on the right. I'm not big on subtlety, I'm afraid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkAQi73nm0M

ha ha, you kinky bastard, i wouldn't let that woman come near my food for fear of contagion

demonrail666 · 10.25.2010, 05:49 PM

So now you know why I liked Ugly Betty so much ... it was for the sister.

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 05:53 PM

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So now you know why I liked Ugly Betty so much ... it was for the sister.

mang and you're wondering what country to move to?

anywhere in the caribbean you'll be fine

colombia is a bit ultraviolence for my taste but the women are mmm-mmm-mmm!

also: cuba

also: HOPPERS!

demonrail666 · 10.25.2010, 06:04 PM

Christ, if I thought I could survive two seconds in the carribean I'd be posting this from there right now. In an unbelievably happy mood. Another friend tells me I'd die a very contended man in East Los Angeles, with an emphasis on die.

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Christ, if I thought I could survive two seconds in the carribean I'd be posting this from there right now. In an unbelievably happy mood. Another friend tells me I'd die a very contended man in East Los Angeles, with an emphasis on die.

puerto rico is in the caribbean and is pretty survivable

cuba has low crime (the government has the monopoly on that)

dominican republic ain't bad and you can find plenty hot women:

ok she was born in the us but her parents are dominican and SHE LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING!

venezuela isn't bad if you can put up with hugo chavez!

nicaragua produced bianca jagger and i had this nicaraguan friend that was wowza (but married) though the politics are a bit shit-- free to try though

i can't speak for dutch/french/english caribbean cuntrys/colonies or how they operate. i'd stay clear of haiti though.

but new york dominicans!

excuse me while i have seizures

demonrail666 · 10.25.2010, 06:59 PM

Again, you're just way too classy.

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Again, you're just way too classy.

i guess i have my prejudices, but hot damn, zoe saldaña is a fucking dream!

behold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5iH1rEG3S0

demonrail666 · 10.25.2010, 07:19 PM

If there name's Hilda, Isabel or Jesus Maria and they look like they might've started a fight on Jerry Springer, I'm in.

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 07:26 PM

you can always visit albuquerque's "war zone"

ps- nothing wrong with hilda or isabel-- they can be "good girl" names yo. i know some fancy isabels. hilda is more of an old lady name-- someone's grandma.

you want a real cheesy greasy hispanic woman eh?

gotta go to LA. they don't make them like that anywhere else.

they don't have real spanish names either.

!@#$%! · 10.25.2010, 07:33 PM

oh, and jesus maria would be a man's name

maria jesus on the other hand is a woman's name

i.e., men can have a middle name "maria" without becoming a mary

it's a complex issue ha ha ha

demonrail666 · 10.25.2010, 08:04 PM

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you want a real cheesy greasy hispanic woman eh?

gotta go to LA. they don't make them like that anywhere else.

I saw shit loads in Miami. They were mostly Cuban. Scary as fuck. I've never been to the West Coast but yeah, I understand LA is something of a mecca for that kind of thing. I've no idea where my infatuation started. It was definitely confirmed for me when I saw Hilda in Ugly Betty. though. There's certainly none around where I live. The lure of the unattainable, I suppose.

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10.25.2010, 05:23 PM	#45
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	I think she's faking it up a bit but nonetheless, yeah, my idea of heaven is the woman here on the right. I'm not big on subtlety, I'm afraid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkAQi73nm0M
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10.25.2010, 05:23 PM	#46
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,462	ps- as a bonus, she appears to love yr cuntry
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10.25.2010, 05:49 PM	#48
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	So now you know why I liked Ugly Betty so much ... it was for the sister.
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10.25.2010, 06:04 PM	#50
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Christ, if I thought I could survive two seconds in the carribean I'd be posting this from there right now. In an unbelievably happy mood. Another friend tells me I'd die a very contended man in East Los Angeles, with an emphasis on die.
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10.25.2010, 06:59 PM	#52
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Again, you're just way too classy.
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10.25.2010, 07:19 PM	#54
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	If there name's Hilda, Isabel or Jesus Maria and they look like they might've started a fight on Jerry Springer, I'm in.
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10.25.2010, 07:26 PM	#55
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,462	you can always visit albuquerque's "war zone" ps- nothing wrong with hilda or isabel-- they can be "good girl" names yo. i know some fancy isabels. hilda is more of an old lady name-- someone's grandma. you want a real cheesy greasy hispanic woman eh? gotta go to LA. they don't make them like that anywhere else. they don't have real spanish names either.
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10.25.2010, 07:33 PM	#56
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,462	oh, and jesus maria would be a man's name maria jesus on the other hand is a woman's name i.e., men can have a middle name "maria" without becoming a mary it's a complex issue ha ha ha
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