If you've got Age of Empires III...

truncated · 07.30.2006, 04:30 PM

I need to figure out port forwarding/multiplayer. Anyone wanna, like, hack me?

Glice · 07.30.2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

I need to figure out port forwarding/multiplayer. Anyone wanna, like, hack me?

What? What does this mean? Some kind of riddle, is it? Is the answer 'four'?

Oh, I'm very confused.

truncated · 07.30.2006, 04:43 PM

If you'd said something lewd, that would've sufficed.

But no, it's a game, and I want to configure it for multiplayer, which means I have to open a port on the router for the game to access.

Insert some imbecilic joke about touching nodes.

Glice · 07.30.2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Insert some imbecilic joke about touching nodes.

I think you'll find I'll do node such thing.

truncated · 07.30.2006, 04:45 PM

So geeky, yet somehow so endearing.

Glice · 07.30.2006, 04:49 PM

To offer a view of what might have happened:

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Originally Posted by truncated

I need to figure out port forwarding/multiplayer. Anyone wanna, like, hack me?

I have a pork sword I could hack away at your bush with? I can go forward in your port, and I'm certainly not averse to multiplayer.

So yes. Whiskey = ace.

truncated · 07.30.2006, 04:53 PM

While I more than appreciate the linguistic elan of that sentence, the 'pork' throws me off a bit. I'm not a fan.

Drink up, good sir, drink up.

Savage Clone · 07.30.2006, 04:59 PM

I hate it when I miss the boat on an opportunity for juvenile sex jokes.

I also hate seeing "élan" spelled without the accent mark. Ruins the impact.

Glice · 07.30.2006, 05:01 PM

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YOU TOUCH WILLIES WITH YOUR HAND! ERRRRGH!!

Way to lower the tone, tone-lowerer.

Savage Clone · 07.30.2006, 05:05 PM

I live in America. I do not use the word "willie," you cock.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.30.2006, 05:06 PM

I haven't played an ensemble game since Age of Mythology, the x-pack for which was utter crap. If it was a southeastern asian mythology-based civ or native american of some kind (mayan, inca, aztec, etc.) I would have been much more satisfied.

Trasher02 · 07.30.2006, 05:09 PM

Age of empires, now there's a game I haven't played in a long while.

I can give everyone here the necissarily downloads for Unreal Tournament and if someone is willing to give his IP adres we can all play together and pwn some asses.

truncated · 07.30.2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I hate it when I miss the boat on an opportunity for juvenile sex jokes.

I also hate seeing "élan" spelled without the accent mark. Ruins the impact.

I also know that truncated doesn't give a flying tit about what I think of her vocabulary choices, and that I really ought to be shoving my (rarely utilized) fancy keyboard knowledge up my pedantic ass.

Don't be so hard on yourself. I really should learn those characters.

But I do uphold the criticism of your typing skills.

Savage Clone · 07.30.2006, 05:12 PM

My typing skills are indeed subpar, but my proofreading and editing skills are fine-tuned.
Certainly fine-tuned enough to notice when false words are put on the net with my name attached.

You must remember, I am of an age where my school papers could be turned in written in longhand. I only started typing in earnest when I got the interweb.

Glice · 07.30.2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

My typing skills are indeed subpar, but my proofreading and editing skills are fine-tuned.
Certainly fine-tuned enough to notice when false words are put on the net with my name attached.

You must remember, I am of an age where my school papers could be turned in written in longhand. I only started typing in earnest when I got the interweb.

Sub-par. Proof-reading.

It's all gravy though. Um... dude.

I feel wrong. I'm never writing that word again.

Savage Clone · 07.30.2006, 05:17 PM

I don't know that hyphens are required for those words.
You live someplace that loves to put extra characters in words though, so I'll go ahead and let those slide.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 07.30.2006, 05:18 PM

I really wish Ensemble would redo Age of Empires 1 and 2 with their new technology though.

atari 2600 · 07.30.2006, 05:19 PM

Chief Wiggum: Ha! Hijinx. A funny word. Three dotted letters in a row.

Deputy Eddie: Is it hyphenated?

Wiggum: It used to be. Back in the bad old days. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to.

Glice · 07.30.2006, 05:19 PM

We all live in castles and wear top hats. We live on weak tea and football violence. It is a nation full of character, that much is true.

Savage Clone · 07.30.2006, 05:22 PM

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We all live in castles and wear top hats. We live on weak tea and football violence. It is a nation full of character, that much is true.

Well, I was thinking bowler hats, and you made no mention of prawns or crumpets, but close enough.

I myself am an obese loudmouth who demands attention while wearing jean-shorts and sipping on a 72-ounce plastic cup of soda while driving a gigantic vehicle to a NASCAR race and talking on a cell phone.

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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	If you'd said something lewd, that would've sufficed. But no, it's a game, and I want to configure it for multiplayer, which means I have to open a port on the router for the game to access. Insert some imbecilic joke about touching nodes.
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	So geeky, yet somehow so endearing.
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07.30.2006, 04:53 PM	#7
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	While I more than appreciate the linguistic elan of that sentence, the 'pork' throws me off a bit. I'm not a fan. Drink up, good sir, drink up.
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07.30.2006, 04:59 PM	#8
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	I hate it when I miss the boat on an opportunity for juvenile sex jokes. I also hate seeing "élan" spelled without the accent mark. Ruins the impact.
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07.30.2006, 05:05 PM	#10
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	I live in America. I do not use the word "willie," you cock.
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07.30.2006, 05:06 PM	#11
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I haven't played an ensemble game since Age of Mythology, the x-pack for which was utter crap. If it was a southeastern asian mythology-based civ or native american of some kind (mayan, inca, aztec, etc.) I would have been much more satisfied.
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Age of empires, now there's a game I haven't played in a long while. I can give everyone here the necissarily downloads for Unreal Tournament and if someone is willing to give his IP adres we can all play together and pwn some asses. __________________ 666
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07.30.2006, 05:12 PM	#14
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	My typing skills are indeed subpar, but my proofreading and editing skills are fine-tuned. Certainly fine-tuned enough to notice when false words are put on the net with my name attached. You must remember, I am of an age where my school papers could be turned in written in longhand. I only started typing in earnest when I got the interweb.
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07.30.2006, 05:17 PM	#16
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	I don't know that hyphens are required for those words. You live someplace that loves to put extra characters in words though, so I'll go ahead and let those slide.
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07.30.2006, 05:18 PM	#17
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I really wish Ensemble would redo Age of Empires 1 and 2 with their new technology though.
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07.30.2006, 05:19 PM	#18
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Chief Wiggum: Ha! Hijinx. A funny word. Three dotted letters in a row. Deputy Eddie: Is it hyphenated? Wiggum: It used to be. Back in the bad old days. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to.
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