[Glice]

I'm often disappointed to hear when a band is described as avant-garde and, rather than being, y'know, at the forefront of musical experimentation/ pushing the boundaries of what we understand by music, it's actually Mike Patton doing the same piss-awful gack he's been doing for over a decade.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Glice

I remember being somewhat naive and being astonished to see Steps at the top of the indie charts. Still, great band.

and the other 9 songs in the top ten were probably oasis singles.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Glice

I'm often disappointed to hear when a band is described as avant-garde and, rather than being, y'know, at the forefront of musical experimentation/ pushing the boundaries of what we understand by music, it's actually Mike Patton doing the same piss-awful gack he's been doing for over a decade.

i played music with a girl last year, and then we made the other kind of music a man a woman can make and it ruined everything, for every practice we had after thart she did a mike patton impression. it's hard to tell your girlfriend that she sucks at singing and that you don't want to play (music) with her anymore.

[Glice]

Never, ever make music with anyone you put your genitals into or intend putting your genitals into or perhaps have them put their genitals in you or even just rub said genitals. There are no cases where this is a good thing. If there are, it's all a long-standing lie to hoodwink Sonic Youth fans.

[soapbars]

as shit as the arctic monkeys are musically they are on an independant label and actually their success is something of an inspiration,

its good to see that 'indie' labels can make money and release records that still sell well, especially since people arent buying half as many cds as they used to,

the truth is the majority of people dont respect music and are dickheads

still a card well played by domino i say,

[jico.]

Originally Posted by Glice

Never, ever make music with anyone you put your genitals into or intend putting your genitals into or perhaps have them put their genitals in you or even just rub said genitals. There are no cases where this is a good thing. If there are, it's all a long-standing lie to hoodwink Sonic Youth fans.

is it ok if we get our genitals licked and/or lick genitals?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by jico.

is it ok if we get our genitals licked and/or lick genitals?

Yes. Docking is also fine.

[jico.]

what's docking. explain.

Gooogle it, twat.

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by jico.

what's docking. explain.

Urban Dictionary helps.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

Edit- need to try this sometime, or am I wasting time?

[jico.]

how can that be any fun?

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by jico.

how can that be any fun?

That is what I said, but I need to consult an expert on this.

[jico.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penetrative_docking

wow. that probably hurts.

[SynthethicalY]

That is a very unflattering sex act.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Origins

Whilst this is considered by most to be a modern sexual practice and it has certainly caught on in the last 20 years, particularly in San Francisco, New Orleans, Hobart and Glasgow, it actually has origins in a variety of ancient cultures.[3] It is thought that penetrative docking was practiced quite commonly amongst the Romans who are known to have been frequently bisexual and often indulged in a variety of bizarre sex acts. Some believe it was also practiced in ancient India but this has no real reliability.
Penetrative docking is also sometimes known as jibbing, cave bending and sleaving.

Interesting.

[sellouteater]

image?

[Glice]

Originally Posted by jico.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penetrative_docking

wow. that probably hurts.

Arguably the best wikipedia article.

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Gooogle it, twat.

You utter, utter cunt.

[ZEROpumpkins]

Originally Posted by soapbars

as shit as the arctic monkeys are musically they are on an independant label and actually their success is something of an inspiration,

its good to see that 'indie' labels can make money and release records that still sell well, especially since people arent buying half as many cds as they used to,

the truth is the majority of people dont respect music and are dickheads

still a card well played by domino i say,

Well blow me away! I seriously thought they were on a major label. Considering their inexplicable sucess, wouldn't a major label have snapped them up by now?