Happy Birthday The Ikara Cult!

Rob Instigator · 02.23.2010, 12:53 PM

Hope you have a great day. make sure your cult's followers give ya a proper reach-around when they are giving you your spongebath

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 08:20 PM

happy birthday.

I'm sorry that I didn't see this thread earlier.

I blame pookie.

the rest of you are cunts.

the ikara cult · 02.24.2010, 07:30 PM

yes

2 people

Is the optimum number of people to celebrate my birthday.

Ive been here for years but i never made my birthday public until recently. So i feel vindicated, massively. Cheers

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:34 PM

Named after one of the best bands ever...

I STUMBLED FORTH TO WALK STRAIGHT
I HADN'T HAD A THING TO EAT
SO I ATE A BAR OF CHOCOLATE
BUT THEN I COULDN'T SLEEP
SHOULDERS JACKED BACK FLAT
WHAT CAN I ASK?
HEAD DOWN
KNEES CRACKED
WALKING OUT!
AND BUGS CRAWLED ALL OVER MY COUCH BUT I COULDN'T EVEN SHOUT OUT BECAUSE THEY CRAWLED IN MY MOUTH I TRIED IN VAIN TO FIND THEIR HOME AND ITS SHOULDERS JACKED BACK FLAT WHAT CAN I ASK? HEAD DOWN KNEES CRACK WALKING OUT!!!!!

I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT
I PLEAD AGAINST STATE THEN DO IT
I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT
I BLEED AGAINST STATE THAN DO IT
I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT
I PLEAD AGAINST STATE THEN DO IT
I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT
I BLEED AGAINST STATE THAN DO IT
I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT
I PLEAD AGAINST STATE THEN DO IT
I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT
I BLEED AGAINST STATE THAN DO IT!

SHOULDERS JACKED
BACK FLAT
WHAT CAN I ASK?@!
HEAD DOWN
KNEES CRACKED
WALKING THE FUCK OUT

floatingslowly · 02.24.2010, 07:36 PM

I sincerely hope that your real birthday was better than the one that this terrible community provided (Rob I. excluded).

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:38 PM

All This Has To Add Up.

the ikara cult · 02.24.2010, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

All This Has To Add Up.

It transpires

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:39 PM

Heh..

I SAW TOLERANCE OUT OF COMMUNE OUT OF TERMINAL, CAUGHT IN THE CLAP TRAP INERT FLAT PACK, HOLDS THE NATION TO ABREAST, THE FRONT RANK IT TURNS AND SAID, "ONE TO FIVE CRACKS UP!" BUT WHO WAS IT THAT SAID THAT? SINK VENICE, SINK SIN VENICE, SINK VENICE, SINK SINK VENICE. LOOK AROUND, LOOK LOOK LOOK AROUND.... 2000 DAMP BRICKS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW.

the ikara cult · 02.24.2010, 07:41 PM

I have no idea why you would know the lyrics to that song, ive never looked them up.

But i think its "So i ate a BLOCK of chocolate, and i couldnt sleep"

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:41 PM

Vain little preacher from round my way but I'm with stupid for the rest of my days, so that sordid little preacher goes a long long way, those ghosts that you're killing confront my days, for the rest of my days till you say so. So what?

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:42 PM

I listened to the first two Ikara Colt records and all the b-sides probably 1000 times. Used to be addicted to them. Only other bands I've ever been that addicted to were Beefheart, Wire's first 2 albums, and Hot Snakes.

the ikara cult · 02.24.2010, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Heh..

I SAW TOLERANCE OUT OF COMMUNE OUT OF TERMINAL, CAUGHT IN THE CLAP TRAP INERT FLAT PACK, HOLDS THE NATION TO ABREAST, THE FRONT RANK IT TURNS AND SAID, "ONE TO FIVE CRACKS UP!" BUT WHO WAS IT THAT SAID THAT? SINK VENICE, SINK SIN VENICE, SINK VENICE, SINK SINK VENICE. LOOK AROUND, LOOK LOOK LOOK AROUND.... 2000 DAMP BRICKS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW.

Bishop Bastard Son

(I was always convinced that one was about Tim Westwood)

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:44 PM

This is the Alcatraz health club... sink or swim.

the ikara cult · 02.24.2010, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I listened to the first two Ikara Colt records and all the b-sides probably 1000 times. Used to be addicted to them. Only other bands I've ever been that addicted to were Beefheart, Wire's first 2 albums, and Hot Snakes.

reallly? My mate from college is the only other person i know who liked them as much as i do. I never realised you were that much of a fan Cooley

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:45 PM

Yeah, of course! I like good music, sometimes! Shh.. don't tell anyone!

the ikara cult · 02.24.2010, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

This is the Alcatraz health club... sink or swim.

I thought that lyric said "Alka-Seltzer Youth Club"

Alka Seltzer is a popular headache remedy

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:47 PM

happy birthday:
http://ikaracolt.blogspot.com/

tons of live shit and b-sides

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 02.24.2010, 07:49 PM

Happy belated birthday man!

at least ya got tits in yr thread.

atsonicpark · 02.24.2010, 07:51 PM

My favorite thing about Ikara Colt is how like 3/4ths of their songs start exactly the same: with that one snare drum hit. So brilliant!

That drummer is one of the busiest drummers I've ever heard... he rules

the ikara cult · 02.24.2010, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

happy birthday:
http://ikaracolt.blogspot.com/

tons of live shit

thanks. I know the guy who runs that. I set up the facebook Ikara Colt Group about 4 years ago and he runs it now. Bless him. I wrote some sarcastic summation of the bands history on the facebook page, dunno if its still there

02.23.2010, 12:53 PM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	Hope you have a great day. make sure your cult's followers give ya a proper reach-around when they are giving you your spongebath __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.23.2010, 08:20 PM	#2
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	happy birthday. I'm sorry that I didn't see this thread earlier. I blame pookie. the rest of you are cunts.
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02.24.2010, 07:30 PM	#3
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	yes 2 people Is the optimum number of people to celebrate my birthday. Ive been here for years but i never made my birthday public until recently. So i feel vindicated, massively. Cheers __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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02.24.2010, 07:34 PM	#4
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Named after one of the best bands ever... I STUMBLED FORTH TO WALK STRAIGHT I HADN'T HAD A THING TO EAT SO I ATE A BAR OF CHOCOLATE BUT THEN I COULDN'T SLEEP SHOULDERS JACKED BACK FLAT WHAT CAN I ASK? HEAD DOWN KNEES CRACKED WALKING OUT! AND BUGS CRAWLED ALL OVER MY COUCH BUT I COULDN'T EVEN SHOUT OUT BECAUSE THEY CRAWLED IN MY MOUTH I TRIED IN VAIN TO FIND THEIR HOME AND ITS SHOULDERS JACKED BACK FLAT WHAT CAN I ASK? HEAD DOWN KNEES CRACK WALKING OUT!!!!! I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT I PLEAD AGAINST STATE THEN DO IT I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT I BLEED AGAINST STATE THAN DO IT I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT I PLEAD AGAINST STATE THEN DO IT I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT I BLEED AGAINST STATE THAN DO IT I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT I PLEAD AGAINST STATE THEN DO IT I HEED AGAINST STAGE THEN DO IT I BLEED AGAINST STATE THAN DO IT! SHOULDERS JACKED BACK FLAT WHAT CAN I ASK?@! HEAD DOWN KNEES CRACKED WALKING THE FUCK OUT __________________
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02.24.2010, 07:36 PM	#5
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I sincerely hope that your real birthday was better than the one that this terrible community provided (Rob I. excluded).
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02.24.2010, 07:38 PM	#6
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	All This Has To Add Up. __________________
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02.24.2010, 07:39 PM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Heh.. I SAW TOLERANCE OUT OF COMMUNE OUT OF TERMINAL, CAUGHT IN THE CLAP TRAP INERT FLAT PACK, HOLDS THE NATION TO ABREAST, THE FRONT RANK IT TURNS AND SAID, "ONE TO FIVE CRACKS UP!" BUT WHO WAS IT THAT SAID THAT? SINK VENICE, SINK SIN VENICE, SINK VENICE, SINK SINK VENICE. LOOK AROUND, LOOK LOOK LOOK AROUND.... 2000 DAMP BRICKS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW. __________________
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02.24.2010, 07:41 PM	#9
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	I have no idea why you would know the lyrics to that song, ive never looked them up. But i think its "So i ate a BLOCK of chocolate, and i couldnt sleep" __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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02.24.2010, 07:42 PM	#11
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I listened to the first two Ikara Colt records and all the b-sides probably 1000 times. Used to be addicted to them. Only other bands I've ever been that addicted to were Beefheart, Wire's first 2 albums, and Hot Snakes. __________________
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02.24.2010, 07:44 PM	#13
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	This is the Alcatraz health club... sink or swim. __________________
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02.24.2010, 07:45 PM	#15
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah, of course! I like good music, sometimes! Shh.. don't tell anyone! __________________
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02.24.2010, 07:47 PM	#17
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	happy birthday: http://ikaracolt.blogspot.com/ tons of live shit and b-sides __________________
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02.24.2010, 07:49 PM	#18
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Happy belated birthday man! at least ya got tits in yr thread.
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02.24.2010, 07:51 PM	#19
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	My favorite thing about Ikara Colt is how like 3/4ths of their songs start exactly the same: with that one snare drum hit. So brilliant! That drummer is one of the busiest drummers I've ever heard... he rules __________________
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