looking for advice.

cars_willkillyou · 01.29.2009, 10:55 PM

I want to ask out a girl from my anthropology class. I have spoken to her a couple times during our break. I never know what to talk about though. I was thinking about after the next class, as everyone is leaving, running up behind her picking her up, throwing her in the back of my truck and driving off, but i think i might come off as being a little too forward.

my question:
whats a good way to approach a classmate to ask out on a date?

terriblecanyons · 01.29.2009, 11:04 PM

Come up behind her, poke her on the shoulder. When she's turning around you take the chloroform soaked rag out of your pocket and put it over her mouth. Drag her to the nearest janitor's closet. Put some duct tape over her limbs and mouth so she won't escape. Once everyone has left, put her in one of those neat trashcans that has wheels on the bottom and wheel her off to your truck. Once at a safe location, knock her over the head with a shovel. Hurry up and do your deeds while the body is still warm. Bury her in your mother's garden, or fix cement galoshes on her and dump her in the ocean. Don't forget to come up with a good alibi.

samuel · 01.29.2009, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Come up behind her, poke her on the shoulder. When she's turning around you take the chloroform soaked rag out of your pocket and put it over her mouth. Drag her to the nearest janitor's closet. Put some duct tape over her limbs and mouth so she won't escape. Once everyone has left, put her in one of those neat trashcans that has wheels on the bottom and wheel her off to your truck. Once at a safe location, knock her over the head with a shovel. Hurry up and do your deeds while the body is still warm. Bury her in your mother's garden, or fix cement galoshes on her and dump her in the ocean. Don't forget to come up with a good alibi.

That, or just ask what she's doing over the weekend... just go for it.

terriblecanyons · 01.29.2009, 11:06 PM

Well.. yeah, but that's the hard way.

cars_willkillyou · 01.30.2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by samuel

That, or just ask what she's doing over the weekend... just go for it.

i think i like canyons idea more.

cars_willkillyou · 01.30.2009, 12:07 AM

plus i cant really do anything on weekends...i go to school during the week, and have to work on the weekends. I usually work until 12 or 1 am. no girl wants to meet up with a guy at that time of night.

HaydenAsche · 01.30.2009, 12:09 AM

Ask her if she wants to smoke a blunt and listen to liquid swords.

acousticrock87 · 01.30.2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by cars_willkillyou

plus i cant really do anything on weekends...i go to school during the week, and have to work on the weekends. I usually work until 12 or 1 am. no girl wants to meet up with a guy at that time of night.

...Then replace that with "weekday." Just ask her to dinner when you're both free. There aren't a ton of ways to do it. There is no magic way to avoid the risk of rejection.

terriblecanyons · 01.30.2009, 12:10 AM

Hayden: OHHH I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I RAPED YO' MOTHA TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS SHE SPREEAADDDDSSSSS

HaydenAsche · 01.30.2009, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Hayden: OHHH I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I RAPED YO' MOTHA TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS SHE SPREEAADDDDSSSSS

Word. Danzig is my main nigga.

cars_willkillyou · 01.30.2009, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Ask her if she wants to smoke a blunt and listen to liquid swords.

never listened to liquid swords. im gonna fix that right now. But I like where you are going with that idea. Blunts are the modern-day emerican peace pipe.

I dont particularly care for blunts though. I prefer bowls and joints anyday. And dont even get me started on vaporizers.

cars_willkillyou · 01.30.2009, 12:21 AM

canyon, do you know a website that is a good source for upcoming shows for the state of florida...preferably in the south eastern region of florida

atsonicpark · 01.30.2009, 12:23 AM

I've never had a problem getting a girlfriend. People try too hard. Just talk to her and it'll come naturally. Don't try to force it. I dunno. Just remember she's just a person.

cars_willkillyou · 01.30.2009, 12:25 AM

if you have never had problems getting a girlfriend, then you are a lucky son of a bitch...and if i ever meet you in person im gonna beat yr ass out of spite and envy.

im petty like that.

terriblecanyons · 01.30.2009, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cars_willkillyou

canyon, do you know a website that is a good source for upcoming shows for the state of florida...preferably in the south eastern region of florida

last.fm is what I use primarily for that kind of thing.

HaydenAsche · 01.30.2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by cars_willkillyou

never listened to liquid swords. im gonna fix that right now. But I like where you are going with that idea. Blunts are the modern-day emerican peace pipe.

I dont particularly care for blunts though. I prefer bowls and joints anyday. And dont even get me started on vaporizers.

Blunts are my shit. I roll a mean ass blunt, son. I'm currently smoking some nasty ass resin because we broke a bowl.

deflinus · 01.30.2009, 12:35 AM

ask her is she listens to franz ferdinand and if she says yes, follow canyon's idea. if she says "no they suck".. follow canyon's idea.

cars_willkillyou · 01.30.2009, 12:42 AM

hahahaha.

atsonicpark · 01.30.2009, 12:54 AM

Well, feel free to beat my ass. I'm a somewhat cool and somewhat interesting and somewhat intelligent and not completely-horribly-disfigured guy. That's all you need. I know a dude who is ugly as fuck but he has fucked at least 20 HOT women. It's all in how you carry yourself. I don't understand being "shy" around a girl; they're just people! They're no better or worse than me! Girls like a good, interesting, confident person. I'm not trying to be cocky about it, because I'm way too depressed and hate myself to be cocky -- but occasionally, in life, you need to be proud of SOMETHING you've accomplished. Just don't go, "um uhh m-m-m-miss, uh can I.. I mean.. I was wonderin'.. uhm uhh uhh.." I'd just march up to a chick, strike up a conversation; if she digs you, you can tell. If not, fuck it, she's a grain of fucking sand. Most guys have this issue where they think this girl is so great, so god-like, so much better than them; the fact is, any girl you're likely to meet is FILLED with plenty of unattractive qualities. Obvious but needs to be said. No point in being intimidated.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.30.2009, 01:01 AM

^ I never thought I'd say this about anything the asp has ever said pertaining to relationships, but he's right. Strike up conversation, you can tell instantly.

01.29.2009, 10:55 PM	#1
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	I want to ask out a girl from my anthropology class. I have spoken to her a couple times during our break. I never know what to talk about though. I was thinking about after the next class, as everyone is leaving, running up behind her picking her up, throwing her in the back of my truck and driving off, but i think i might come off as being a little too forward. my question: whats a good way to approach a classmate to ask out on a date? __________________
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01.29.2009, 11:04 PM	#2
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Come up behind her, poke her on the shoulder. When she's turning around you take the chloroform soaked rag out of your pocket and put it over her mouth. Drag her to the nearest janitor's closet. Put some duct tape over her limbs and mouth so she won't escape. Once everyone has left, put her in one of those neat trashcans that has wheels on the bottom and wheel her off to your truck. Once at a safe location, knock her over the head with a shovel. Hurry up and do your deeds while the body is still warm. Bury her in your mother's garden, or fix cement galoshes on her and dump her in the ocean. Don't forget to come up with a good alibi.
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01.29.2009, 11:06 PM	#4
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Well.. yeah, but that's the hard way.
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01.30.2009, 12:07 AM	#6
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	plus i cant really do anything on weekends...i go to school during the week, and have to work on the weekends. I usually work until 12 or 1 am. no girl wants to meet up with a guy at that time of night. __________________
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Ask her if she wants to smoke a blunt and listen to liquid swords. __________________ rip
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01.30.2009, 12:10 AM	#9
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Hayden: OHHH I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY I RAPED YO' MOTHA TODAY AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME AS LONG AS SHE SPREEAADDDDSSSSS
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01.30.2009, 12:21 AM	#12
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	canyon, do you know a website that is a good source for upcoming shows for the state of florida...preferably in the south eastern region of florida __________________
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01.30.2009, 12:23 AM	#13
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I've never had a problem getting a girlfriend. People try too hard. Just talk to her and it'll come naturally. Don't try to force it. I dunno. Just remember she's just a person. __________________
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01.30.2009, 12:25 AM	#14
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	if you have never had problems getting a girlfriend, then you are a lucky son of a bitch...and if i ever meet you in person im gonna beat yr ass out of spite and envy. im petty like that. __________________
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01.30.2009, 12:35 AM	#17
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	ask her is she listens to franz ferdinand and if she says yes, follow canyon's idea. if she says "no they suck".. follow canyon's idea.
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01.30.2009, 12:42 AM	#18
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	hahahaha. __________________
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01.30.2009, 12:54 AM	#19
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Well, feel free to beat my ass. I'm a somewhat cool and somewhat interesting and somewhat intelligent and not completely-horribly-disfigured guy. That's all you need. I know a dude who is ugly as fuck but he has fucked at least 20 HOT women. It's all in how you carry yourself. I don't understand being "shy" around a girl; they're just people! They're no better or worse than me! Girls like a good, interesting, confident person. I'm not trying to be cocky about it, because I'm way too depressed and hate myself to be cocky -- but occasionally, in life, you need to be proud of SOMETHING you've accomplished. Just don't go, "um uhh m-m-m-miss, uh can I.. I mean.. I was wonderin'.. uhm uhh uhh.." I'd just march up to a chick, strike up a conversation; if she digs you, you can tell. If not, fuck it, she's a grain of fucking sand. Most guys have this issue where they think this girl is so great, so god-like, so much better than them; the fact is, any girl you're likely to meet is FILLED with plenty of unattractive qualities. Obvious but needs to be said. No point in being intimidated. __________________
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01.30.2009, 01:01 AM	#20
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	^ I never thought I'd say this about anything the asp has ever said pertaining to relationships, but he's right. Strike up conversation, you can tell instantly. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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